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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat

Radish posted:

Did Warren ever get around to endorsing Pressley?

not until a couple months after her first group of congressional endorsements: https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1270017756809830402?s=21

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Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


lol i just watched Get Me Roger Stone doc on Netflix and I totally get why succ elites wanted him locked up. He's largely responsible for Donald Trump running for President and is a total slime ball, smart, charismatic, and with a long history of doing literally anything to smear and attack people.

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Gresh posted:

lol i just watched Get Me Roger Stone doc on Netflix and I totally get why succ elites wanted him locked up. He's largely responsible for Donald Trump running for President and is a total slime ball, smart, charismatic, and with a long history of doing literally anything to smear and attack people.

so he'll be the dnc chair after tom perez then

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Zvahl posted:

so he'll be the dnc chair after tom perez then

Tom Perez isn't charismatic or particularly smart, he's just a boring dull rear end in a top hat. Roger Stone is fascinating to watch in a perverse way.

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
that rules him out for that position then, dws and tom perez have both managed to make absolute clown fuckery seem boring as poo poo

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Gresh posted:

lol i just watched Get Me Roger Stone doc on Netflix and I totally get why succ elites wanted him locked up. He's largely responsible for Donald Trump running for President and is a total slime ball, smart, charismatic, and with a long history of doing literally anything to smear and attack people.

Sounds like Stone is who they all hate that they want to be.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


It's like Mitch, they say they hate him in their fundraising emails but otherwise constantly talk about how he's their best bud and obviously envious he's in the other party.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Radish posted:

It's like Mitch, they say they hate him in their fundraising emails but otherwise constantly talk about how he's their best bud and obviously envious he's in the other party.

Here's Chris Coons going out of his way to stress that Mitch is his friend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcY1GN0Wjks
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-cspam

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1282223319958392834?s=20

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/Vanessa_ABee/status/1282324297504165888?s=19

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

"I'm not here to make friends. I am here to win" is like this reality TV show cliche that even everyone who hates reality shows knows about, and Democrats can't even bring that kind of energy to the determination of whether millions live or die.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

worry not friends this time bernie endorsed the nominee in april rather than in july which surely will make it look more serious and credible

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/1282336268114960389?p=v

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

note larry sabato is still pretty succ

https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/1282116416653623297?p=v

my dad used to tell this joke it goes like this

they told us if we voted for goldwater wed get war and recession

well we voted for goldwater

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

btw that ad isnt the one where goldwater destroys the world in nuclear war but a considerably more boring one where a dude with serious jeb energy talks about what a great lifelong republican he is and by golly this goldwater guy is uh well he sure is rude and he just keeps rambling like that for four minutes

im trying to imagine what kind of person would even leave the tv on long enough to listen to the whole thing let alone find it persuasive

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

OutOfPrint posted:

Sounds like Stone is who they all hate that they want to be.

it's some of that, but there's also a component where stone's tactics beat the poo poo out of the "beat them in the marketplace of ideas" technocrat poo poo that dems love

like, dems still have an obsession with pointing out that republicans are hypocrites (see: garland, merrick, et al) as if that matters or is persuasive to anyone who doesn't already have a terminal case of brainworms

republicans realized long, long ago that they can fight as dirty as they want and dems are incapable of effective retaliation and so they loving hate stone because he is a walking illustration that taking the moral high ground doesn't mean poo poo when it comes to winning elections

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Some Guy TT posted:

btw that ad isnt the one where goldwater destroys the world in nuclear war but a considerably more boring one where a dude with serious jeb energy talks about what a great lifelong republican he is and by golly this goldwater guy is uh well he sure is rude and he just keeps rambling like that for four minutes

im trying to imagine what kind of person would even leave the tv on long enough to listen to the whole thing let alone find it persuasive

I just remember it as the one with the guy who played the Frontline host on Chappelle's Show

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
https://twitter.com/naturaldiamonds/status/1281196405739204608?s=20

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Some Guy TT posted:

btw that ad isnt the one where goldwater destroys the world in nuclear war but a considerably more boring one where a dude with serious jeb energy talks about what a great lifelong republican he is and by golly this goldwater guy is uh well he sure is rude and he just keeps rambling like that for four minutes

im trying to imagine what kind of person would even leave the tv on long enough to listen to the whole thing let alone find it persuasive

i mean, that's Andrew Cuomo's entire approach to public speaking and libs not only ate it up but couldn't stop sharing their sexual fantasies about him

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904146&pagenumber=83#post506453741

Falstaff
Apr 27, 2008

I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.

Ryan Knight's heel-face turn has really broken some "antifascists for Biden" brains...

https://twitter.com/PaulDeCristofo4/status/1282339969613402112

I dunno, seems pretty thirsty to me.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

there are already enough mined diamonds to last the jewelry industry for decades

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

oxsnard posted:

there are already enough mined diamonds to last the jewelry industry for decades

Every diamond above ground keeps women below!

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Falstaff posted:

Ryan Knight's heel-face turn has really broken some "antifascists for Biden" brains...

https://twitter.com/PaulDeCristofo4/status/1282339969613402112

I dunno, seems pretty thirsty to me.

you can never hope to be as hated as an attractive white man who decided not to be on your sports team anymore is to these people

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ryan knight has been :yooge: very fair to jess, very fair

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Instead of :justpost:ing today... why not talk to Delawareans about why healthcare is a human right? We broke our dial record last week and called through 11.2k Delawareans. Let's do it again today.



Login:
https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

Preview Script:
https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/jessica-scarane-for-us-senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMAjrZCLns


Intimidated by calling people? Feel like you'll gently caress it up? Hey, why not practice by calling for Chris Coons and tell his voters he's a piece of poo poo?

https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/chriscoonsforde
https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/chris-coons-for-delaware

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

What's the Warren blood and fang thing? Have they all sworn a dark pact to the ruinous powers and became vampires or something

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Feldegast42 posted:

What's the Warren blood and fang thing? Have they all sworn a dark pact to the ruinous powers and became vampires or something

I think it's so they can feel like system-bucking radicals while not actually having to do or support anything radical or system bucking

it's all aesthetics and team sports to the Dems and Warren's superfans are no exception

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007
Probation
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Warren cultists tattooed serial numbers or some Warren tomfoolery on their arms and claimed to be oppressed or some poo poo, they're all weirdos

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Chuka Umana posted:

No I'm pretty sure those died off on their own and all the Dem mayors did was mop up the tankie leftovers.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/champ....ll-street-camps

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I see. The Cult of President Lisa Simpson

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
:staredog:

https://twitter.com/JacobRubashkin/status/1282307733472059393?s=20

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Feldegast42 posted:

What's the Warren blood and fang thing? Have they all sworn a dark pact to the ruinous powers and became vampires or something

quote:

“My first choice is a strong consumer agency,” Warren said. “My second choice is no agency at all and plenty of blood and teeth left on the floor.”

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol then it turned out her actual dealbreaker was a title as official advisor to the President

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Feldegast42 posted:

What's the Warren blood and fang thing? Have they all sworn a dark pact to the ruinous powers and became vampires or something

warren made some comments about "blood and teeth" when describing how she would totes fight plutocrats, and a bunch of her cult took it up to lionize her, despite it having been made way before her campaign kicked off and her campaign spending all of its time presenting her as the bookish teacher everyone hated

they desperately want warren to be someone she isn't and this is just the most recent attempt to resolve the cognitive dissonance

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Fellatio del Toro posted:

do you have to pardon specific people or could a baby president mad that he lost an election just say gently caress it and pardon everyone in the history of the country

didn't carter pardon every vietnam draft dodger at once?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Warren basically turned a lot of mostly disengaged progressive leaners, esp the college educated white ones, into Russiagate lunatic center right Dems. The damage her narcissism and desperate desire to be accepted by the party establishment has done is considerable

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Feldegast42 posted:

What's the Warren blood and fang thing? Have they all sworn a dark pact to the ruinous powers and became vampires or something

"Unlike the toothless [establishment/Blue Dogs], we are primal warriors who are prepared to metaphorically draw blood and fight tooth and nail on behalf of the people, through unprecedentedly broad tax credits for environmentally friendly manufacturers and small businesses and a means-tested student loan forgiveness plan"

The MAD Libs brackets depend on whether the poster is also a Yaaas Queen Pelosi fan

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feldegast42 posted:

What's the Warren blood and fang thing? Have they all sworn a dark pact to the ruinous powers and became vampires or something

they want to be Nazis, but Woke

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Gresh posted:

lol i just watched Get Me Roger Stone doc on Netflix and I totally get why succ elites wanted him locked up. He's largely responsible for Donald Trump running for President and is a total slime ball, smart, charismatic, and with a long history of doing literally anything to smear and attack people.

he was too much of a coward to pretend to be a DSA member in 1972 to make McGovern look like he had socialist support

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