Alaois posted:

shut the gently caress up, sleeveless

Sleeveless posted:

High schooler with straight C's who thinks playing video games and watching anime means you're smart and identifies with Rorschach and Cartman: you hate me because I'm so smart

EorayMel posted:

Also I realized if I was doing funny forum quote archeology in the same era as most of these funny forum quotes were made in I probably would be banned for being a gimmick

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dm6ZoWC.mp4

has sound

mind the walrus posted:

Lady is genuinely lucky to be alive.

dee eight posted:

i beg to differ, this is the year 2020 after all

EorayMel posted:

Also I realized if I was doing funny forum quote archeology in the same era as most of these funny forum quotes were made in I probably would be banned for being a gimmick

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The important part is that a vulnerable target is available to be freely insulted, abused, assaulted and exploited without consequence.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I honestly pictured a giant hammer with one blunt end & one dildo end..."party in the rear" indeed

Trevor Hale posted:

Does anyone have the post from the last week or two that was about missing the Forest for the trees but had very specific car references?

Outrail posted:

Stop posting my craigslist ads

SiKboy posted:

As a collectively they are all Dweebakin.

Trevor Hale posted:

Does anyone have the post from the last week or two that was about missing the Forest for the trees but had very specific car references?

Strumpie posted:

as i take my 4WD JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE off-road and slam the accelerator, i see an old man frantically waving at me. through the roar of the 3.0L V6 MULTIJET II DIESEL i think i can make out the words 'the forest, the forest!'
i laugh at the old man, 'hah!' all i see ahead are trees.

Inferior Third Season posted:

At least his promise that the wall will be built and Mexico will pay for it is much more plausible this time around.

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Crane Fist posted:

How much do i have to donate for someone on the Greens bench to stand up and ask Judith is she still wakes up hearing the screaming of the pigs

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Pretty sure she's in contact with the police association, yeah

Carthag Tuek posted:

we used to have a pyf probation/ban thread but it descended into drama

Mantis42 posted:

I read Catcher in the Rye at the age of like 12 and totally identified with Holden. The world IS a hostile place full of phonies!

Then I reread it like 5 years later for an English class and thought he was a whiny bitch.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wow talk about really identifying with him

Solice Kirsk posted:

QCS is the dumbest idea of the entire forum.

Carthag Tuek posted:

Yea let's close that forum and put it all over every thread instead

Matt Damon posted:

welcome to the something awful forums

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Jindysingh posted:

does anyone no how to invite a user to join wdma (where da movies at) can someone please help

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ALFbrot posted:

are we pretending that boat parades are a traditional electoral bellwether

FMguru posted:

It depends on whether you're measuring registered boaters or likely boaters.

jesus WEP posted:

it is anyway

Phlegmish posted:

QCS for the past x years has been 90% FYAD concern trolling and the mods falling for it every time, or in some cases going along with it because it suits them

Not saying we should close it, mind.

brugroffil posted:

Ague Proof posted:

nature selected for longer necks post-Nuremberg

Alan Smithee posted:

Night of the long wives

Phlegmish posted:

QCS for the past x years has been 90% FYAD concern trolling and the mods falling for it every time, or in some cases going along with it because it suits them

Not saying we should close it, mind.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

its honestly impressive how malignant this site is. like kids came here to download a dvd rip of blade 3 and now theyre heroin addicts with a total cholesterol of 500 somehow

I.N.R.I posted:

for sure. i think its because a lot of the mega threads here are basically like how to guides and FAQs on how to climb into a dumpster and cover yourself in the garbage and live there. all of the wholesome forums like the diy+hobby one and creative convention etc get like 15 active viewers

Triticum Guzzler posted:

this post heartened me so i went to go look at the normal person forums and immediately found a thread where a guy thinks his heater is giving him panic attacks

Triticum Guzzler posted:

even threads in the diy forum conclude with "time to find a therapist" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849245

I.N.R.I posted:

goon: theres spiders in my heater and sometimes they come out of the heater and burrow into my skin while im asleep

psychiatrist: this is beyond my expertise. Im prescibing you valium and referring you to another specialist at Bobs Pipes and Heating Solutions

I.N.R.I posted:

goon: my heater is broken. its sending psychic disturbances to me and disrupting my ability to think creatively. ive had writers block for 2 weeks which 'coincidentally', not, is when my heater started sending crptic messages to me via telepathy or some other method of intercosmic transmission

plumber: whats your hair so long for. its longer than my wifes

goon: its long because im a psychonaut. Im a drug shaman whos spiritually and financially connected to a number of unlicensed laboratories and warehouses along the east coast of china. i wear it in a ponytail and dont get hair cuts because im high on drugs all of the time

plumber: $2000

Triticum Guzzler posted:

this web site is too loving stupid to exist and the undeserved sense of superiority everybody on here inherited from establishing the cyber house of habsburg in eve online or whatever the gently caress causes them to need loving gallbladder removal surgery from dieting or turning into the Itchy. Scratchy. Tasty. guy from maintaining a medicine cabinet

Triticum Guzzler posted:

check out this loving FUNNY rear end photoshop of neo from the matrix. for 10 dollars you can read a step by step guide on how to die of a heroin overdose by the guy who made it.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

one of the big novelty slot machines in vegas where you put 10 dollars in but it just spits out corpses instead of a million bucks

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in adam west voice] Fortunately I had ondansetron, promethazine, etizolam, propanolol, clonidine, naloxone, ephedrine, quietapine, prochlorperazine, tolazoline, lidocaine, montelukast, ciproflaxicin, salbutamol, nitrofurantoin, carisoprodol etc etc etc plus stuff like glucose tabs and gel in case Robin is hypoglycemic or whatever.

Chilled Cactus posted:

goon drug death is def funny but in all seriousness, if it were up to me, i would prob shut down the goon meat grinder drug forum and also make a forum rule that no one gives any medical advice anywhere on these idiot forums other than “please ask your doctor” bc that would literally save human lives

Grandmother of Five posted:

Good luck. If you make an argument about how the average goon who needs to edit a PóKEMON weakness charts several dozens times in Games in order to finally get it right, should probably not be given a platform from which to give out medical advice to suicidal goons and drug addict goons; that's concern trolling.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

slowly shambling to the other side of the forest to avoid an ebony copse

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Never getting your hair cut is normal now

Inceltown posted:

People who own clippers were the true preppers all along.

Inceltown posted:

People who own clippers were the true preppers all along.

Syd Midnight posted:

this is true but then the other 10% was fyads calling attention to something genuinely horrible that was going on and getting probed/banned because some mods were going along with it, and those were usually sagas worth remembering

Phy posted:

Can't blame them, we just spent a month establishing all copse are bastards

Whybird posted:

I genuinely can't tell which of these board games are real and which are photoshopped and the prospect that perhaps actually, all of them are real is slowly dawning on me like a gentle sunrise except the sun is goatse.