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Last Chance posted:always loved music That's not LOL and you can always sing. Sing loudly, proudly and poorly like the rest of us dicks everyone wishes would shut the gently caress up. People who don't sing are the weird ones.
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cantwellmuckenfuss posted:That's not LOL and you can always sing. Sing loudly, proudly and poorly like the rest of us dicks everyone wishes would shut the gently caress up. People who don't sing are the weird ones. child conditioning is a weird thing huh
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Jul 23, 2020 09:30
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Boiled Water posted:child conditioning is a weird thing huh It is and it sucks. Start singing in the shower and spread out from there. I'm not kidding. Singing is a great thing and I hope you can overcome your lovely parents. Sing! badly! or well! You might have a beautiful voice you don't know about yet. Or not! I know that sounds flippant but it's not meant to be.
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Jul 23, 2020 09:51
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I sing so badly it made my daughter cry until she was old enough to put her fingers in her ears and now she does that instead. Doesn't stop me! (give it fifteen years to see a post addressing this from her point of view, poor child)
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Jul 23, 2020 10:06
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Not a great post, I just enjoy the rapid escalation in the first sentence. AITA for slapping down a Marie’s Calendar Frozen meal after my picky husband deliberately threw away my homemade pasta? quote:My husband is a picky eater and when I think about it thoroughly, I don’t feel attracted to him anymore. I feel like he is missing out on a lot of things and because I love him, I tolerate that part of him. What is annoying is how he doesn’t want or try to blend into society & be normal and polite. Today, I surprised him with making chicken tenders with coconut oil & sweet potato fries & pasta baked to encourage him to eat healthier & stay in his comfort zone. When I surprised him, he didn’t even seem excited. He was all “oh What is this???” And I said “your favorite meal!!!” And he said “oh uh okay, I’m not that hungry” and I said “try itttt” and he got a plate of chicken tenders and fries & said “why is there paprika on it” and “why are the fries orange” and that got me annoyed. I’m going to say this but why did I marry a 6 year old??? I explained to him that I want him to be slightly out of his comfort zone by trying my food I have worked hard on. He took one or two bites and said “I’m full” and threw it away right in front of me. He did say “thank you though” but I was shocked. I got so mad that today I brought home a Marie’s Calendar Frozen dinner and slapped it on the table and said “here a nice gourmet meal”. It was out of humor and disgust of my husband’s behavior.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:12
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Sanford posted:I sing so badly it made my daughter cry until she was old enough to put her fingers in her ears and now she does that instead. Doesn't stop me! I like the cut of your out of tune jib. Raise your daughter to make an unholy cacophany!
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Jul 23, 2020 10:12
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Propaniac posted:Not a great post, I just enjoy the rapid escalation in the first sentence. First I want to get out of the way: Marie’s Calendar. Second now I can say: the OP doesn’t say what her husband’s reaction was, which makes me think he actually didn’t mind, but she feels bad because she thinks that’s a bad thing to do, and in her ideal world (where she has a husband who’s not a picky eater) it would obviously be an rear end in a top hat thing to do. But she doesn’t live in that ideal world, she lives in one where she’s married to a guy who doesn’t like paprika.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:24
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I really want to know the Tori story from the perspective of the work boyfriend. Either he's a super naive guy who thinks his previously often unavailable girlfriend has suddenly become super committed to him OR he knew he was her side guy but was cool with it because he liked having a work gently caress buddy and now she's not just become his actual girlfriend who he still has to work with but is also moving in with him and he's panicking.
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Jul 23, 2020 10:35
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It was out of humor and disgust
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Jul 23, 2020 10:40
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Propaniac posted:Not a great post, I just enjoy the rapid escalation in the first sentence. Here's an idea, maybe don't marry someone if they have a personality trait you force yourself to tolerate and plan to constantly push them to change it. Also, any grown man who wants to eat near exclusively chikkie tendies and fries isn't a marriage prospect they're just looking for a mother-wife to take care of difficult things for them like laundry, cleaning, cooking, and possibly rear end wiping. pentyne fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Jul 23, 2020 |
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Jul 23, 2020 11:02
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Love to eat a healthy meal of chicken fingers, fries, and pasta
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Jul 23, 2020 11:56
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Love to eat a healthy meal of chicken fingers, fries, and pasta It’s breaded chicken breast with pasta and a side of sweet potatoes. Heavy on the carbs but there’s nothing wrong with it. https://twitter.com/Dear_PruD/status/1286198500317945856?s=20
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Jul 23, 2020 12:28
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Love to eat a healthy meal of chicken fingers, fries, and pasta Baby steps. She literally tried to switch his fries for sweet potato fries to get him a tiny bit more vitamins and it was a bridge too far lol
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Jul 23, 2020 13:36
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Don't think I've ever seen this caveat in an advice column before. quote:For the record, Slate’s legal team disavows my advice.
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Jul 23, 2020 13:41
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Straight White Shark posted:Baby steps. She literally tried to switch his fries for sweet potato fries to get him a tiny bit more vitamins and it was a bridge too far lol I'll be honest, sweet potato fries suck.
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Jul 23, 2020 13:44
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I'll be honest, sweet potato fries suck. 100 percent correct. Turnip fries however loving own
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Jul 23, 2020 13:44
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I'll be honest, sweet potato fries suck. They're good but they 100% need seasoning, at least pepper if nothing else. But paprika is also a bridge too far apparently so 
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Jul 23, 2020 13:48
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Don't think I've ever seen this caveat in an advice column before. i voted anonymous letter just to let him know the cat is dead. does that make me weird? feels cruel to not give any closure even if you could while still avoiding telling the complete truth
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Jul 23, 2020 13:49
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AITA for wearing a t-shirt with a comedy character on it?quote:I’m sorry about the title, I don’t know how to put this in words!
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Jul 23, 2020 13:55
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teen witch posted:100 percent correct. I like turnips a lot but I cannot conceptualize how a fried or baked turnip would taste
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Jul 23, 2020 13:55
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teen witch posted:AITA for wearing a t-shirt with a comedy character on it? Guessed immediately what it was because there is only one thing it could ever be
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Jul 23, 2020 13:56
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teen witch posted:AITA for wearing a t-shirt with a comedy character on it? What does it say about me that I guessed correctly from the title alone.
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Jul 23, 2020 14:08
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Last Chance posted:always loved music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKYTKfd9cA&t=14s
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Jul 23, 2020 14:14
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Tarkus posted:I'm not alt-right and I'm fairly certain the others aren't either. Not everything is divided between holy-and-good and Nazi scum. Most people exist outside those hard lines. Pirate Radar posted:Nobody’s saying it is. The Lone Badger posted:Use of the word 'cuck' implies that OP is a channer or alt-right. In both cases the wife should sever immediately.
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Jul 23, 2020 14:32
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Propaniac posted:Not a great post, I just enjoy the rapid escalation in the first sentence. Picky eating seems so common nowadays, it feels like it became kind of an acceptable lifestyle choice rather than a glaring red flag people should be ashamed of. Just don’t gently caress a dude who only eats chicken tendies, it should be body pillow/anime boob mousepad levels of turnoff.
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Jul 23, 2020 14:39
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Let people eat what they like, who cares
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Jul 23, 2020 14:41
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Let people eat what they like, who cares This is easier to do if you are not in a relationship with them, and therefore don't have to agonize about making sure chicken tendies are available any time you want to eat as a couple
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Jul 23, 2020 14:43
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The Lone Badger posted:Use of the word 'cuck' implies that OP is a channer or alt-right. In both cases the wife should sever immediately. my memory must be tricking me because i seem to recall every other joke on this forum involving the word 'cuck' about a year or so ago
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Jul 23, 2020 14:53
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Let people eat what they like, who cares Let the KIDS!!! eat what they want!
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Jul 23, 2020 14:54
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Mozi posted:my memory must be tricking me because i seem to recall every other joke on this forum involving the word 'cuck' about a year or so ago The I AM A loving MORON era was a lot longer ago than that.
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Jul 23, 2020 14:59
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Mozi posted:i voted anonymous letter just to let him know the cat is dead. does that make me weird? feels cruel to not give any closure even if you could while still avoiding telling the complete truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0dC_G6CAYI
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Jul 23, 2020 15:00
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Pirate Radar posted:Nobody’s saying it is. I’m certainly neither holy nor good and I still raise an eyebrow when people use the word because a lot of the time when I see it online it’s in situations that make me think the person would have said “f*g” but recognized that word’s not cool to use anymore so they had to settle for something else. But the box didn't say "Faggo for chocolatey milk!"
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Jul 23, 2020 15:09
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Straight White Shark posted:Baby steps. She literally tried to switch his fries for sweet potato fries to get him a tiny bit more vitamins and it was a bridge too far lol This literally never works And going all JUST TRY IT on a picky eater always backfires completely, because now you've added significantly more stress and pressure to an unpleasant situation It's a psychological condition that needs the right treatment to deal with, trying to bully people into being normal doesn't work in high school and doesn't work on adults
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Jul 23, 2020 15:14
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teen witch posted:AITA for wearing a t-shirt with a comedy character on it? Racism only happens in america
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Jul 23, 2020 15:19
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This literally never works Idk man, I was bullied in high school and now im completely totally normal, I promise, please don't hit me
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Jul 23, 2020 15:21
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Pope Corky the IX posted:But the box didn't say "Faggo for chocolatey milk!" That would kinda rule tho
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Jul 23, 2020 15:24
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teen witch posted:AITA for wearing a t-shirt with a comedy character on it? 
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Jul 23, 2020 15:26
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This literally never works There are probably some niche cases where actual therapy is needed but most are just manchildren who could easily start eating broccoli if they wanted to change and slowly introduced a greater variety into their diet, they just don’t want to.
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Jul 23, 2020 15:29
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Some situations could be ARFID But...some are straight up unwillingness. I feel bad ragging I’m picky eaters but good lord is it ever a turnoff for me. You get to not like certain foods (gently caress you salmiakki), but being a child about it...nnnoooo
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno I was a picky eater in high school and got over it by just repeatedly trying other food in college so I wouldn’t be that guy. The problem is they don’t care if they’re that guy, they think nothing is wrong with it. It must be a nightmare to travel to foreign countries with someone like that. Imagine having to go to McDonalds in Italy on vacation because your lame husband didn't want to try some of earth's best cuisine
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