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https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/1286281346390740993
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Jul 23, 2020 18:46
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wonder if I could get a paper published that correlated job hopping to the market-percentile of salary for the position
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Jul 23, 2020 18:50
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HiroProtagonist posted:Jesus loving Christ good, i want the AI to prevent me from ever attempting to work for capital again in a moment of weakness
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Jul 23, 2020 19:57
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Subjunctive posted:wonder if I could get a paper published that correlated job hopping to the market-percentile of salary for the position Hell, I'd be interested in working on that. I'm pretty sure I've seen the vast majority of that data on BLS.
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Jul 23, 2020 21:16
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Subjunctive posted:wonder if I could get a paper published that correlated job hopping to the market-percentile of salary for the position Is it even science to say "people will do a similar job for more money, given the chance"?
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Jul 23, 2020 21:25
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Shrecknet posted:Is it even science to say "people will do a similar job for more money, given the chance"? if it is, it's a dismal science
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Jul 23, 2020 21:29
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Consultants gonna consult
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Jul 23, 2020 21:49
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Wheeee posted:Musk is a moron, if you've ever actually listened to him speak and think he's a genius you probably think Trump's a brilliant businessman too.
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Jul 23, 2020 22:10
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Platystemon posted:Another reason that AI never caught on in the Altered Carbon universe is that slaves are cheap. Wow science fact much
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Jul 23, 2020 23:57
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GWBBQ posted:I saw a comment the other day that "Musk is a megachurch pastor for atheists." It's the perfect description. He's Trump for nerds.
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Jul 24, 2020 00:08
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Quite a few nerds love trump anyway
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Jul 24, 2020 00:15
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The simplest way to predict if someone is likely to job hop is by looking at your working conditions. If it is more pleasant to work for you then they won't be likely to leave.
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Jul 24, 2020 00:34
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I remember hearing other people in recruiting say that they tried to avoid hiring people who held positions for less than a year on average and I'd just say "wait, the position you're trying to fill is three months maximum."
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Jul 24, 2020 00:42
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Shrecknet posted:Is it even science to say "people will do a similar job for more money, given the chance"? it is if you use Greek letters and complicated charts
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Jul 24, 2020 00:43
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Tulip posted:I remember hearing other people in recruiting say that they tried to avoid hiring people who held positions for less than a year on average and I'd just say "wait, the position you're trying to fill is three months maximum." they want people who are capable of lying to get ahead. if you can't even lie on your resume for some lovely 3 month job then you are not Misery Corp material
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Jul 24, 2020 01:11
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Much like paper writing in school, an interview and the related paraphernalia are, at least in part, a demonstration that you can read the room and produce what's expected I'm not saying this is the way it should be necessarily, but it's certainly the way it is
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Jul 24, 2020 01:21
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Rutibex posted:they want people who are capable of lying to get ahead. if you can't even lie on your resume for some lovely 3 month job then you are not Misery Corp material lol it's literally the first thing I tell anybody who asks me for job hunting advice: lie. Your default should be to lie. The only things to not lie about are things that you'd get called out on easily - don't lie about like, scheduling or verifiable certifications. But otherwise, don't respect people whose whole job is to underpay you.
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Jul 24, 2020 01:38
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Tulip posted:lol it's literally the first thing I tell anybody who asks me for job hunting advice: lie. Your default should be to lie. The only things to not lie about are things that you'd get called out on easily - don't lie about like, scheduling or verifiable certifications. But otherwise, don't respect people whose whole job is to underpay you. the most important thing about job hunting is realizing that your friend who offers to pretend to be a former employer so you can add him to your resume knows exactly how it's done
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Jul 24, 2020 02:18
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Hodgepodge posted:the most important thing about job hunting is realizing that your friend who offers to pretend to be a former employer so you can add him to your resume knows exactly how it's done "sorry to bother you" tells 0 lies
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Jul 24, 2020 02:47
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https://twitter.com/daveexplosm/status/1286537650829172736
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Jul 24, 2020 06:54
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Jul 24, 2020 07:21
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Gone already
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Jul 24, 2020 07:25
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It was a photo of Jim Varney with Epstein, and the caption "Earnest Fucks Kids wasn't my favourite of the series". Turns out the photo was fake, my bad.
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Jul 24, 2020 07:34
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Memento posted:It was a photo of Jim Varney with Epstein, and the caption "Earnest Fucks Kids wasn't my favourite of the series". Some things are too beautiful for this world. If a pic being faked was wrong then this forum would be a very different place.
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Jul 24, 2020 07:41
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Inceltown posted:Some things are too beautiful for this world. i'm having a flashback to 1998 when i saw a porno banner that had hilldawg getting boned and i thought "surely this can't be true".
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Jul 24, 2020 07:48
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:i'm having a flashback to 1998 when i saw a porno banner that had hilldawg getting boned and i thought "surely this can't be true". If you believe hard enough it could be.
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Jul 24, 2020 07:57
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I believe it was this one click through for the original unaltered photo
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Jul 24, 2020 08:00
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:if it is, it's a dismal science 
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Jul 24, 2020 08:08
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 cool internet satellites you have there Elon
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Jul 24, 2020 12:22
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One day those will be just some of the bars keeping us on this prison planet
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Jul 24, 2020 15:31
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The Sausages posted:One day those will be just some of the bars keeping us on this prison planet this might be more accurate than you think! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome Wikipedia posted:The Kessler syndrome (also called the Kessler effect,[1][2] collisional cascading, or ablation cascade), proposed by NASA scientist Donald J. Kessler in 1978, is a theoretical scenario in which the density of objects in low Earth orbit (LEO) due to space pollution is high enough that collisions between objects could cause a cascade in which each collision generates space debris that increases the likelihood of further collisions
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Jul 24, 2020 16:03
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blatman posted:this might be more accurate than you think! JackNicholsonYes.gif
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Jul 24, 2020 16:07
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Memento posted:
i love that we live in such a hosed up world that he's just allowed to do this
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Jul 24, 2020 16:08
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blatman posted:this might be more accurate than you think! we could fix this by sending up a big rocket made of sticky bubble gum. all the little objects will collide with the gum and get stuck. like rolling silly putty along an old shag carpet
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Jul 24, 2020 16:09
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There's a neat manga about people working as space janitors to deal with Kessler syndrome called Planetes
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Jul 24, 2020 16:25
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sidenote on Altered Carbon, while the second season's story was a massive letdown, I *really* liked how it answered the question of "why would the rich make everyone immortal, what's the benefit" within the first couple of episodes showing how commodified every stack is with the mountains of sleeveless stacks being sorted through by scavs just like, oh, right, everyone is left in an i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream scenario because it's cheaper and they can still be sleeved/spun up in virtual on demand to be exploited as needed, sounds about right
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Jul 24, 2020 17:49
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we have cool new tech. https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1286657647694028801?s=20
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Jul 24, 2020 18:10
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Wheeee posted:i love that we live in such a hosed up world that he's just allowed to do this I love that the very serious solution proposed for this is to write a software algorithm that photoshops out the streaks.
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Jul 24, 2020 18:28
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Wheeee posted:i love that we live in such a hosed up world that he's just allowed to do this part of the way Musk got away with it was by dos’ing the ITU then whining that they can’t respond fast enough.
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Jul 24, 2020 18:30
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uber_stoat posted:we have cool new tech. Odd how the vid smash cuts out at the end. Must be a result of the employee's social distance compliance collars igniting their charges.
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