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I've never been to a glory hole restroom before and I feel like it needs to get added to my bucket list. But I'm scared and not sure what the rules are. Which toilet is for the sucker and which toilet is for the dick wanting to be sucked? Do you have to take turns? What if a weird dick comes through, is there a secret code I can issue to turn it down? Like can I pat the dick three times or something to politely say no thanks? Help me please!
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:00 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:49 |
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Just use Morse code.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:02 |
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yeah you just suck the dick a couple of times and if they persist push your rear end up against the wall to show 'em who's boss.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:02 |
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stick your dick in they are dickhole
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:03 |
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Make fart noises.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:03 |
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im sticking this thread because I am being blackmailed, the dairy queen bathroom is good for u know what
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:03 |
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Ghost Reaper sauce is suggested as a repellant
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:03 |
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I've always felt this song had other, more nefarious intentions in mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT5ms2Nvpco
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:03 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just use Morse code. I gotta learn a new language to go to a glory hole? Ugh, I didn't know it would be this hard.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:03 |
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Cartoon Man posted:I gotta learn a new language to go to a glory hole? Ugh, I didn't know it would be this hard. You've never heard of the Gay Code before? You've got a long way to go before you're ready for a glory hole.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:06 |
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what if there is no glory hole but you still want some mensroom action?
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:10 |
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No guts no glory
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:11 |
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Bum the Sad posted:what if there is no glory hole but you still want some mensroom action? Where there is a will there is a way.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:13 |
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Bum the Sad posted:what if there is no glory hole but you still want some mensroom action?
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:13 |
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If I showed up to the glory hole restroom and there’s no glory hole, I’d do that grandpa Simpson gif thing and nope the gently caress outta there.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:16 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:20 |
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What if you put your dick through the hole at the same time as the other guy and your dicks go hole to hole?
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:21 |
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I once went into a rest area bathroom pretty late in the day and there was a dude milling about outside. I did not think much of him, but when I went in and closed the stall door I heard someone come in. I was like... "Guess that guy was smoking before he used the bathroom or something." A few minutes later I came out and he was staring at me. I treat everything as normal in life so I said "hi!" and washed my hands and left. I did not know about glory holes yet but I would be shocked if there was not one there, tragically unused that day (I have seen incredibly few glory holes in my time despite knowing about them and actively hoping to encounter one; did hookup apps reduce their prevalence?)
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:26 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:29 |
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-=(IK CHALLENGE=-) If this thread gets to 4 pages of quality, glory hole related posts I will do my own thread-pertinent rendition of "Glory" by Laura Branigan, to uh... consecrate the thread
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:30 |
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Well I’m out
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:34 |
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It's like pennies at the cash register: take a dick, give a dick.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:36 |
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what happens when a dicklet pops out of the hole? are you supposed to card them?
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:36 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:what happens when a dicklet pops out of the hole? are you supposed to card them? Don’t dickshame me
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:39 |
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What if the penis has such a wicked curve that glory holes are essentially unusable? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:40 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:What if you put your dick through the hole at the same time as the other guy and your dicks go hole to hole? oh. oh we have such sights to show you.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:40 |
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If I freak out at what comes through the hole can I just do a hand job instead or is that poor manners? Do I need to man up and open wide?
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:40 |
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glory holes are the ultimate form of big feminist sexual power (for all genders) - equal opportunity employment that exists outside the crushing bounds of capitalism - is not classicist-- the peoples' golf; available to everyone, with your biggest competitor being yourself and you feel good if you improve your stroke - the only power dynamic is your personal limit of how many dicks you wanna suck
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:41 |
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Maybe just wrap it in toilet paper and maybe the guy will think his dick is a mummy and get scared and leave. The thing is if he is a mummyphile he might get more excited. Please be careful
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:43 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:43 |
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I’m deeply scared of mummies this thread is my own personal Vietnam
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:45 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I’m deeply scared of mummies this thread is my own personal Vietnam
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:45 |
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I found some helpful guidance!
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:45 |
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Cartoon Man posted:I found some helpful guidance! Thanks, this helps
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:46 |
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Don’t be fooled by imposter holes.
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:50 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:What if the penis has such a wicked curve that glory holes are essentially unusable? We got you, fam!
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:51 |
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Who's cutting these holes, and with what?
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:52 |
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Please make sure of the correct height before making a hole!
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:54 |
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The only problem with glory holes is that when im finished then its just a hole the other guy and peek through and stare at me while i poop. Like, thanks dude for the bj but now im jus tryin to do my business here gosh
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# ? Sep 27, 2020 00:55 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:49 |
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Knot My President! posted:glory holes are the ultimate form of big feminist sexual power (for all genders) -=(Second IK Challenge)=- 5 pages and I'll also do "Glory, Glory holelallujah" by request!
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