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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Squiddycat posted:

Idk I really don't see how Trump can win this one. He's hosed up just about every possible avenue

I would be double 2016 surprised if he won
spurious lawsuits and a supreme court that will do whatever he wants :thumbsup:

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Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



God I love this thread. As a euro goon I make myself a cup of coffee, grab a cigarette and sit in the garden 30 minutes before I start work. I try to inhale the thousands of lols and pick a few fights with chuds on twitter courtesy of the amazing tweets that are linked.

This insane president and his mush brain antics are well and truly a part of my routine now. God speed, tiny handed emperor, god speed.

*cue the mother ship from Independence Day appearing above the White House and firing a focused beam of my balls*

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Also worth noting that "no party affiliation" increased more than either Democrats or Republicans--not sure who that helps, but Biden does have an edge among independents, at least nationwide.

But also as I've said before, I think people should be careful about reading too much into Biden's edge in early voting, too, since I suspect Republicans are more likely to vote in person on election day (because Dear Leader said they shouldn't be afraid of a virus). Basically, keep voting as though it will be a very close election.

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Oct 16, 2020

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

latinotwink1997 posted:

You’re supposed to lead with CARL WEATHERS IS NOT DEAD for posts like this! I was really sad for a moment there.

So, what you're saying is, North Korea is no longer the only necocracy?

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Yeah, this thread has given me more lols than any other on SA. I can still remember the day he tweeted "Scottish people love me!"

As a Scot, reading the level of venom that my countrymen put forth brought a year to the eye.

He's so fundamentally loathed here, and has been owned so hard over and over by basically everyone that he tries to litigate that it's becoming embarrassing now.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

# of registrations definitely means something but it's not everything.

My local federal riding had a guy sign up hundreds of new people in order to scam the party nomination process and reject a "patsy of ottawa" (an experienced candidate with local support) and I swear, based on records, at least half of them must've not bothered voting.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Is being a registered democrat, (or republican) like being a party member? Do you have to pay party dues/fees? Can you be a registered democrat and a member of the republican party at the same time?

Coz that would be a good way top gently caress with polls. Register as a Rep. but vote Dem. so afterwards they wonder why their polling was so wrong.

Sorry again for the simple/naive questions about the US party system. It just seems so weird and different to me.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Here he is, walking through a protest to his golf course in Scotland, after someone rubbed a balloon and held it over his ridiculous hair :scotland:

(also note the sign his goons had put up denouncing wind farming in the back, another court case he lost)

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is being a registered democrat, (or republican) like being a party member? Do you have to pay party dues/fees? Can you be a registered democrat and a member of the republican party at the same time?

Coz that would be a good way top gently caress with polls. Register as a Rep. but vote Dem. so afterwards they wonder why their polling was so wrong.

Sorry again for the simple/naive questions about the US party system. It just seems so weird and different to me.

No. It only determines who you can vote for in Primary elections. You can only be registered as a member of one party. There are no dues/fees and in a general election, you may vote for whomever you like regardless of party affiliation.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is being a registered democrat, (or republican) like being a party member? Do you have to pay party dues/fees? Can you be a registered democrat and a member of the republican party at the same time?

Coz that would be a good way top gently caress with polls. Register as a Rep. but vote Dem. so afterwards they wonder why their polling was so wrong.

Sorry again for the simple/naive questions about the US party system. It just seems so weird and different to me.

You can only register for one party at a time. It doesn't really have any direct effect on elections in a way because you're not required to pay any kind of dues, or vote for those party candidates either

EFB

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
Primaries are like semifinals for the main election, and you're only allowed to vote in one

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Switching your party registration isn't so difficult though. I temporarily changed mine to Democrat in order to vote for Bernie Sanders.

Edit: In 2016

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is being a registered democrat, (or republican) like being a party member? Do you have to pay party dues/fees? Can you be a registered democrat and a member of the republican party at the same time?

Coz that would be a good way top gently caress with polls. Register as a Rep. but vote Dem. so afterwards they wonder why their polling was so wrong.

Sorry again for the simple/naive questions about the US party system. It just seems so weird and different to me.

I chat with a brit fairly often so I get the confusion :)

There are no party dues. You have nothing to prove/say/do differently to "belong" to one party or another. It can affect your ability to participate in the primaries but in no way commits you in the general election.

You can only be registered to one party at a time. You don't have to be registered with any party if you don't want to.

You can direct donate to either, both, or any combination of parties up to the contribution limit.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is being a registered democrat, (or republican) like being a party member? Do you have to pay party dues/fees? Can you be a registered democrat and a member of the republican party at the same time?

Coz that would be a good way top gently caress with polls. Register as a Rep. but vote Dem. so afterwards they wonder why their polling was so wrong.

Sorry again for the simple/naive questions about the US party system. It just seems so weird and different to me.

I have a good friend who is a registered Republican, but votes exclusively for Democrats. He uses his Republican party registration to vote in primaries for the candidate he feels is the weakest locally.

I don't get it, either.

EDIT: I was registered as an Independent for a long time, and until a decade ago it meant I wasn't allowed to vote in either primary or some local elections.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



kru posted:

Here he is, walking through a protest to his golf course in Scotland, after someone rubbed a balloon and held it over his ridiculous hair :scotland:

(also note the sign his goons had put up denouncing wind farming in the back, another court case he lost)



lmao

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Obsidianheart posted:

I have a good friend who is a registered Republican, but votes exclusively for Democrats. He uses his Republican party registration to vote in primaries for the candidate he feels is the weakest locally.

I don't get it, either.

That's a strategic vote and the strategy is relevant. If this were done in large numbers, it could be used to sabotage the opposite party.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://i.imgur.com/0FxAbyu.mp4

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Pick posted:

That's a strategic vote and the strategy is relevant. If this were done in large numbers, it could be used to sabotage the opposite party.

Yes, but the "In large numbers" part would never happen in my blood red State.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Pick posted:

I chat with a brit fairly often so I get the confusion :)

There are no party dues. You have nothing to prove/say/do differently to "belong" to one party or another. It can affect your ability to participate in the primaries but in no way commits you in the general election.

You can only be registered to one party at a time. You don't have to be registered with any party if you don't want to.

You can direct donate to either, both, or any combination of parties up to the contribution limit.

I attended a Republican caucus a while back (when I was young and stupid) and I remember they led the people there in some kind of pledge to support Republican policies or some poo poo, although the guy leading the caucus made it clear it had no legal effect or anything.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I tried to edit a post to include that I used to be registered as an Independent and it locked me out of either primary in my state until about 10 years ago, and I wasn't allowed to vote in some locel elections either, but I dunno where that went, sorry.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Obsidianheart posted:

Yes, but the "In large numbers" part would never happen in my blood red State.

I mean, sure. The only single circumstance I can think of where that might've had an effect is, like... in the Alabama Senate race with Roy Moore. Where literally any single other Republican, even a random citizen, would've been more electable and they lost a race that should not have been losable.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Pick posted:

I mean, sure. The only single circumstance I can think of where that might've had an effect is, like... in the Alabama Senate race with Roy Moore. Where literally any single other Republican, even a random citizen, would've been more electable and they lost a race that should not have been losable.

Yeah. He does it in Senate races where the non-incumbent has no hope of winning (against Snowball Inhofe, as it were) as some kind of 'protest vote'. I see the motive, but feel like he's throwing himself into a wall.

He tried to get a chud to start a fight with us at Ihop tonight, and it almost worked, so he might be more politically savvy than I give him credit for.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

nooneofconsequence posted:

spurious lawsuits and a supreme court that will do whatever he wants :thumbsup:

I feel that Trump has vastly overstayed his welcome even as a puppet and the sooner the gop tries to elect a type of guy "like Trump but quieter and not a tweeter" as president, it would do much better for them

Or maybe I'm wrong

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Gutter Phoenix posted:

5 billion dollar website disaster!

drat Jeff got scammed

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Squiddycat posted:

I feel that Trump has vastly overstayed his welcome even as a puppet and the sooner the gop tries to elect a type of guy "like Trump but quieter and not a tweeter" as president, it would do much better for them

Or maybe I'm wrong

Fear what might happen if the GOP manages to turn it's half-baked SS into a real one and run a real fascist in 2024.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





AHH F/UGH posted:

Pennsylvania is more important than Florida

I think Florida is more important but harder to win. Florida is run by a GOP government that basically is heavily suppressing the vote.

There are 5 tossup states and ME-2 [1 EC] is a tossup . Trump cannot lose any of these tossup states which includes Florida.

Even if Trump wins PA/FL Biden will still eek out a victory given the other polling. But if he loses PA/FL then there is a likelihood of polling issues and then who knows which States that lean D are actual tossups.

Best case scenario is if Trump loses Texas (longshot still) but if that happens... none of the toss-up states will matter.

They can't gently caress up PA/WI/MI again though. If they lose those 3 States again... yikes.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

armchairyoda posted:

Joni Ernst tried using the “idiot bitch method” of calling everyone else a liar and wrong tonight and it didn’t go so great for her. :getin:
https://twitter.com/patrynard/status/1316907330223689728?s=21

This race is realllly tight because Iowans are generally herd animals outside the 3 population centers, so this gives me some hope (lol).

:laffo:, she's making the Democrats face of desperation

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

kru posted:

Yeah, this thread has given me more lols than any other on SA. I can still remember the day he tweeted "Scottish people love me!"

As a Scot, reading the level of venom that my countrymen put forth brought a year to the eye.

He's so fundamentally loathed here, and has been owned so hard over and over by basically everyone that he tries to litigate that it's becoming embarrassing now.

What is the proper pronunciation for "cannae" and "dinnae"?

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Jarf posted:

God I love this thread. As a euro goon I make myself a cup of coffee, grab a cigarette and sit in the garden 30 minutes before I start work. I try to inhale the thousands of lols and pick a few fights with chuds on twitter courtesy of the amazing tweets that are linked.

This insane president and his mush brain antics are well and truly a part of my routine now. God speed, tiny handed emperor, god speed.

*cue the mother ship from Independence Day appearing above the White House and firing a focused beam of my balls*

I woke up with 800+ new posts in this thread. I was hoping for a mini-stroke, but all I got was a president being presidential during a town hall debate. :(

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Batterypowered7 posted:

What is the proper pronunciation for "cannae" and "dinnae"?

Cannay, Dinnay

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Trump had to submit a new finance report for his campaign tonight.

https://twitter.com/manicamyche/status/1316928618845667329

$769,000 in direct kickbacks to his own businesses. Nothing to see here.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

lol at the fact that trump is desperate for campaign cash but the grifter has to keep griftin' and won't spend a cent of his own on it, while siphoning from it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Absolutely marveling at how dumb everything is.

Literally every sane adult is drinking themselves to death like Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas because absolutely every single last thing, every tiny facet of our society, every atom of our planet, is clinically presidential.

Jesus Christ there is not one loving adult in charge.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



Xenocides posted:

Trump had to submit a new finance report for his campaign tonight.

https://twitter.com/manicamyche/status/1316928618845667329

$769,000 in direct kickbacks to his own businesses. Nothing to see here.

A single reheated Trump TM steak from 2007.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/status/1316907757128265731

I am generally opposed to McCarthyism but I am okay with bringing McCarthy’s ghost back to deal with this Russian stooge.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Is that his actual voice? I've never heard him speak. He's as mush-mouthed as his dad. It sounds like he's speaking through a mouthful of saliva after not swallowing for several minutes. Does he have a speech impediment? If so, he and his repulsive family have no business teasing Mr. Biden for his stutter. Not that they do either way, but even less so if so.

I've heard it explained as an affectation, like he's purposely trying to deepen his voice to sound more manly or whatever, but I've never heard him speak any other way so he might just sound like that

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/status/1316907757128265731

I am generally opposed to McCarthyism but I am okay with bringing McCarthy’s ghost back to deal with this Russian stooge.

Mccarthy would absolutely be a full on chud. He didn't hate Russia, he hated communism. He'd side with Trump and denounce those socialists in the Democratic party.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

SRQ posted:

Fear what might happen if the GOP manages to turn it's half-baked SS into a real one and run a real fascist in 2024.

Which particular fascist do you figure they'll try and run by that point?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Killer_B posted:

Which particular fascist do you figure they'll try and run by that point?

Tom Cotton

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Killer_B posted:

Which particular fascist do you figure they'll try and run by that point?

"We need someone who has created their own business. Someone not afraid to throw a few punches and get his feet dirty. Maybe even someone on the downside; hey, America loves a comeback!

Now, let me tell you about this kid in Missouri..."

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