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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!
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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Is the U for Ukraine?

i'm choosing to believe it's the imaginary watermark thing

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Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Is the U for Ukraine?

I’m guessing a horseshoe in the boxing glove to make his punches land harder? Is Harrison garrison like 90 years old?

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Drunkboxer posted:

nah I want more presidents, gimme like 100 of those guys. I love those goofs

everyone is president

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Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Wes Warhammer posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1324770257840590850

its time to end this. the election should be over.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

mister president... you still have two months left... LOCK HER UP
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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


 did the dumb poo poo eater trump eat any more poo poo recently??

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011

Gripweed posted:

I know that austerity is bad and would make things worse, but if Biden really does address the debt and pays it all back, then at least we won't have to talk about it again for awhile.
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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
if biden locks up gillary... he has my vote :twisted:

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

zegermans posted:

https://twitter.com/dprk_news/status/836559647356170240

#nastykellyanne

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
 ow! my debt!

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/SarahSquirm/status/1324780670594396160?s=20

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MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Gripweed posted:

I know that austerity is bad and would make things worse, but if Biden really does address the debt and pays it all back, then at least we won't have to talk about it again for awhile.

Won't happen. Clinton actually got a surplus. Then when Bush got elected conservatives said having a surplus was bad because reasons/gubmint shouldn't have money and they used it as an excuse for massive tax cuts on the rich and promptly blew the deficit and debt sky high, and then used at as a reason to scream at Obama to cut social programs.

The entire debt game is a bait and switch.

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!


 So what dumb things will y'all think trump will (realistically) do during the lame duck?

There's a nonzero chance the answer is literally just "refuses to do any presidential work and sulk" which is the most realistic but less funny answer. Mitch may make him pass crazy poo poo though.

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Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

Vim Fuego posted:

if biden locks up gillary... he has my vote :twisted:

trump locks up hillary > biden has no choice but to lock up trump > biden steps down > hillary is president

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
still funny

https://twitter.com/shreyas/status/1324020849230319616

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


 https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1324818141738913793

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

if biden locks up gillary... he has my vote :twisted:

gillary

the deep ....state

that means trumo is homelander??

USE UR LASERS MR PRESDIET IM BEGGING U

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
tbh I'm fine with paying down sovereign debt if it comes entirely out of the defense budget

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Spaced God posted:

So what dumb things will y'all think trump will (realistically) do during the lame duck?

There's a nonzero chance the answer is literally just "refuses to do any presidential work and sulk" which is the most realistic but less funny answer. Mitch may make him pass crazy poo poo though.

Fire a ton of people and try to find a way to stay out of jail

Pardon himself

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Spaced God posted:

So what dumb things will y'all think trump will (realistically) do during the lame duck?

There's a nonzero chance the answer is literally just "refuses to do any presidential work and sulk" which is the most realistic but less funny answer. Mitch may make him pass crazy poo poo though.

he will refuse out of spite. Mitch will finally get a taste of his own medicine.

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resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Spaced God posted:

So what dumb things will y'all think trump will (realistically) do during the lame duck?

There's a nonzero chance the answer is literally just "refuses to do any presidential work and sulk" which is the most realistic but less funny answer. Mitch may make him pass crazy poo poo though.

How many boxes of toothpicks would it take to deliver on that mexico wall promise if we just want to keep out medium sized insects and lizards?

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

fosborb posted:

tbh I'm fine with paying down sovereign debt if it comes entirely out of the defense budget

Gonna be big cuts to defense next couple years from what I hear. Even well before election season that was the plan

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Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Is the U for Ukraine?

it's a horseshoe

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

 have the networks laid out any criteria for when they will actually, finally loving call this thing? they can sit there until literally every ballot is counted twice and it will no longer change the outcome. just. loving. call it.

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MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1324768231735746561?s=20
lol

Omg he really did go back to give him a six pack

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Rah! posted:

gillary

the deep ....state

that means trumo is homelander??

USE UR LASERS MR PRESDIET IM BEGGING U

Nah homelander had a plan. We're looking at those special needs heroes from the comics here

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

BeefThief posted:

have the networks laid out any criteria for when they will actually, finally loving call this thing? they can sit there until literally every ballot is counted twice and it will no longer change the outcome. just. loving. call it.

they have to make sure trump isn’t able to launch the nukes first

* # ? Nov 6, 2020 22:00
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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

MechaX posted:

Omg he really did go back to give him a six pack

No the original was ripped, the gut was an edit

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
 so are we just done counting now??? seems like it’s been hours since we’ve had any updates.

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

MechaX posted:

Omg he really did go back to give him a six pack

I thought i was imagining that or somebody edited it but I distinctly recall a huge gut and blotchy orange face on our favorite prez

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

VideoKid posted:

they have to make sure trump isn’t able to launch the nukes first

TURN YOUR KEY SIR

WE ARE AT LAUNCH

TURN YOUR KEY

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

Rabid Snake posted:

Now that Biden won, how can progressives push their agenda? Neo libs about to start blaming socialists on how they didnt win more

I think you need to focus on small, numerically doable races. Especially local ones. Delaware remains vulnerable to that, as do various other states. Rhode Island's 2020 slate is a good model.

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1324768231735746561?s=20
lol

cmon ben where's trump's colossal hog

show me that huge trump schlong

that bouncy don bulge

the ol' new yorker meat snake

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006

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resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

 do you guys think Biden will switch over to wearing velcro orthotic shoes before the end of his term?

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deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1324768231735746561?s=20
lol

Glass Joe

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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Joe "Gabby Jay" Biden

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

resident posted:

do you guys think Biden will switch over to wearing velcro orthotic shoes before the end of his term?

Gravity defyer -- the ones with the springs in the heel

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

deadwing posted:

got some badass whips here

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1324815207173038080

i'm the wrinkles in his newly purchased monk halloween costume

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Aug 7, 2002

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