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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'm rubbish at twitter but I think she might be one of those ironic joke ones the worst it does is support the opinions of wankers and convince the occasional below average iq tweeter E: 
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Ratjaculation posted:Totnes is a London enclave in the countryside OP where they pretend to be hippies. It's a Tory/centrist hell filled with second-home cunts and Daddy's Money types, who are hellbent on smashing their Range Rovers up narrow country lanes at 80mph. I seem to remember Totness being cool about 20 years or so ago, and actually alternative. I used to buy fossils from a weirdo at the market and eat at the café. loving south Devon had gone to poo poo with city folk it seems.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:What was 5G supposed to do again? We've had it installed at work and I just want to know what sort of poo poo I should be on the lookout for. Here's a three part article from EDN https://www.edn.com/does-5g-pose-health-risks-part-1/, unlikely to be an issue unless your a bacteria. If we're really unlucky the skin may absorb power at certain frequencies.. maybe. My personnel issue with 5G is the massive increase in masts required because of it's poor range (range decreases with frequency) and needs a clear path to the phone (no trees etc). I expect it to be far less power efficient than older technologies, not particularly green. The thing that excites people about 5g is that it uses beamforming, directing the signal power to the target phone, current cell towers transmits in a broad area. People incorrectly conflate beamforming with directed energy weapons https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directed-energy_weapon but the power is too low. Radio signals can be dangerous (thermal damage), at high power but there's little evidence for harm caused by long term exposure to sub watt levels.
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But what is it actually for? Because if it's just 'oh you can now stream HD films on the train then I don't really care. I feel like the government is just terrified it will be accused of being behind the times, like with the woeful fibre optic rollout, if it doesn't immediately throw billions at 5G infrastructure direct from Chinese intelligence.
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Ratjaculation posted:Avoid Totnes, but south Devon has some gems. Kingsbridge is a good town, and Bigbury-on-Sea has some great coasts. But half the houses are second homes at this point. Sorry for dissing your ´hood, Ratty. I know it´s a pisser when the second-homers destroy a locality like that. Time for guillotines on the village greens! 
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Strategic Tea posted:But what is it actually for? It's being integrated into autonomous cars for all sorts of reasons (traffic updates, position tracking, tolls...)
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Nov 11, 2020 18:30
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Has anybody ordered mcdonalds from just eat or whatever when they live <5min walk from the nearest mcdonalds? I want some lovely fast food and I can't be arsed to leave the house
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Meat Wagon posted:Has anybody ordered mcdonalds from just eat or whatever when they live <5min walk from the nearest mcdonalds? I want some lovely fast food and I can't be arsed to leave the house if your close to a burger king they're usually pretty good for delivery because they dont put the food in the bags till the rider gets there. same as mr cod.
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Meat Wagon posted:Has anybody ordered mcdonalds from just eat or whatever when they live <5min walk from the nearest mcdonalds? I want some lovely fast food and I can't be arsed to leave the house Yeah just walk unless you want some cold even sadder Mcdiddleys in an hour
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ugghhh, weightlifting stuff is so overpriced now. before lockdown i got a barbell and 80kg of plates for £200 now 30kgs from the same shop is £80
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hemale in pain posted:ugghhh, weightlifting stuff is so overpriced now. before lockdown i got a barbell and 80kg of plates for £200 now 30kgs from the same shop is £80 form a bubble ang get someone to come round and help you lift the heavier weights, you'll save money this way.
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hemale in pain posted:ugghhh, weightlifting stuff is so overpriced now. before lockdown i got a barbell and 80kg of plates for £200 now 30kgs from the same shop is £80
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Collateral posted:Sainsbury mid range socks are quite good and a guilty pleasure. I follow the sound advice about never skimping on what separates you from the ground. I just went there, justified it by doing my weekly shop Holy smokes, its somehow even more expensive there Own brand garlic bagettes were £1 each!!!! WWWHAAATT Socks are nice tho, ty
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Nov 11, 2020 19:44
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i've in bed all day, leg up with an ankle the size of a whale's bollock and all you lot can do is chat sock. unbelievable
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i've in bed all day, leg up with an ankle the size of a whale's bollock and all you lot can do is chat sock. unbelievable You lucky bugger! you've plenty of time for the 4 hour wankathon!
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hemale in pain posted:ugghhh, weightlifting stuff is so overpriced now. before lockdown i got a barbell and 80kg of plates for £200 now 30kgs from the same shop is £80 I looked at getting more plates when lockdown first happened. LOADS of companies popped up during those first couple of weeks and gently caress me if they weren't all overpriced. I just want some big mf bumper plates!
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Daktar posted:I'm sure I'm being naive saying this, but my feet are not feet to delight the heart of a fetishist. If the internet has taught me anything, it's that there's a fetish for everything.
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Sunswipe posted:If the internet has taught me anything, it's that there's a fetish for everything. Gollum had noticed subtle changes in Frodo’s behaviours since the ring had come into his possession. These changes made Gollum extremely horny, especially the way he would always have his fingers wrapped around the ring. Gollum wondered what those soft hands would feel around his member. It kept him up all night, most nights, if he did fall asleep, he would dream of Frodo and his magic hands. But tonight was different, tonight he was going to feed his desire, the fire inside him.. He wanted to surprise Frodo tonight. He crawled up to Frodo, making sure to be quiet. He tugged Frodo’s sleeping bag off him and unwrapped him from his cloak, making it easy to undress him, when the time came. Frodo woke up at the sudden sold his body was exposed to. He woke up to find Gollum straddling him, looking straight into his eyes. Frodo was confused at first, why was Gollum on top of him? Where had his sleeping bag gone? And he grew even more confused, as his soft dick started hardening. Gollum made slow rotating movements on top of him. Gollum felt Frodo’s dick start to harden underneath him and his erection grew so large, his loincloth couldn’t cover it. Gollum started to unbutton his shirt. “Gollum…” “Shhhh, Daddy’s come to make it better” he croaked out He continued to unbutton Frodo’s shirt, when finished Gollum threw the shirt to one side, and started trailing his knobbly fingers up and down Frodo’s chest, circling his rosy nipples with a dirt encrusted finger. Frodo let out a weak mewl at the teasing. Gollum bowed his head down and started licking and sucking on Frodo’s nipples, Frodo let out a weak moan of protest as Gollum started nibbling Frodo’s nipples with some of his remaining nine teeth. Frodo was now fully hard beneath Gollum, gridding his groin upwards desperate for contact with Gollum’s crotch. Gollum undid Frodo’s trousers and pulled his pants down to expose Frodo’s throbbing cock. Gollum wrapped one of his hands around Frodo’s dick and started pumping his fist up and down, he brought Frodo to the edge, and then removed his hand from Frodo’s pre-come leaking dick. Frodo moaned at the sudden unexpected removal of Gollum’s hand. Gollum was overcome by a tidal wave of lust, not being able to wait any longer. He torn off his loincloth exposing his throbbing dick. He flipped Frodo over, pulling his pants off, exposing his pink butthole. Gollum slid one of his fingers into Frodo, then a second, then a third, pumping them in and out slowly. His urge to be inside Frodo was now unbearable, he couldn’t control himself, pulling his fingers out and licking them clean. He positioned his dick just above Frodo’s widened hole, then in one deep movement he sunk himself fully into Frodo, getting a deep intake from Frodo at the sudden intrusion. He kept a pace up, in, out, in out gradually getting faster and faster, he felt Frodo cumming underneath him, spewing the salty substance onto the rocks below. Gollum cummed inside of Frodo, he came so much it started to leak out with his dick inside Frodo. He pulled his cock out of Frodo, bent over and began to suck all of Frodo’s juices off his own flaccid penis. He was able to do this because he had been doing it for years. Gollum crawled off into the night, leaving Frodo red (rear end) cheeked and panting on the floor, lying in a puddle of his own cum and spit. Gollum’s lust was quenched for this night. And that was that. For now.
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I did not read that and I'm sticking with that decision.
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Ratjaculation posted:Gollum had noticed subtle changes in Frodo’s behaviours since the ring had come into his possession. These changes made Gollum extremely horny, especially the way he would always have his fingers wrapped around the ring. Gollum wondered what those soft hands would feel around his member. It kept him up all night, most nights, if he did fall asleep, he would dream of Frodo and his magic hands. But tonight was different, tonight he was going to feed his desire, the fire inside him.. He wanted to surprise Frodo tonight.
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I was watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4vSEXvLsx0 It reminded me of work but I'm not sure why I needed to post it here though.
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Nov 11, 2020 20:51
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Not the worst thing to come out of Australia though https://youtu.be/9lFhaiYD230
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Trainee PornStar posted:I was watching this: I'm glad you did. Disappointed that the lyrics are "yob or wanker" not "double wanker" but its still a pro-click
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Nov 11, 2020 21:04
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that and squad broken are the two things I most hate to see
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AJeakCa6w
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He was able to do this because he had been doing it for years.
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RickRogers posted:Not the worst thing to come out of Australia though lol! that's so amazingly poo poo it'll probably be a 'cult classic' in 20 years. (climate change poo poo allowing).
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Nov 11, 2020 21:43
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Lol in a and e waiting for an X ray
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Is he running late?
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Try hammering it.
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If I want to buy a jackbox party pack for hosting a zoom party for my m8's birthday which one should I go for? Which is the one you lot play on Fridays? It looks like most of them are on sale with the first two being the cheapest.
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Butterfly Valley posted:If I want to buy a jackbox party pack for hosting a zoom party for my m8's birthday which one should I go for? Which is the one you lot play on Fridays? It looks like most of them are on sale with the first two being the cheapest. Played the first 4 and of those probably 3 is our fave. Fibbage is probably our most played game overall though. If that's the one where you draw random poo poo and everyone else has to guess the title E: yeah drawful that's the one Ballbot5000 fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Nov 12, 2020 |
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the one with quiplash and drawfull
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Midnight can't sleep ponderings: Was Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?
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Obviously there is no dog and the farmer's name is Bingo Hadadog
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3 hours and all it is is a sprain and they've only got some midget sized crutches. Can hear gentle weeping from the lady next door. That's put a downer on it.
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