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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


This + Georgia Being Called + PA Not recounting...

I'm so looking forward to his 4 oclock.

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InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonald.win celebrates Thanksgiving

This bitch told me I couldn't hug my 3 year old nephew anymore because of the coof.

Are we calling covid "the coof" now?

Also, loling at those miserable fucks sitting alone on thanksgiving.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/1327258059153018880?s=19

Lol florida

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Today is the day Donald J Trump finally became president.


Of my ballsack in his face.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Normy posted:

Trump will go to jail and get out just in time to accept the nomination for the Republican party in 2024.

Trump will be the first person to run for President while in prison.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Lmao

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


lmao @ kentucky searching for 'among us' on pornhub

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
The president thinks walking around all day looking like a sulking blobfish makes him a big tough guy

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Is it possible to high five the state of Oregon?

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.


Its like being a disease ridden snowblower just spreading rona far and wide. Someone openhanded slap this ho*

*this is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy, but a pussy having no god damned sense.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Fuckin lol at SEXMEX

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Der Shovel posted:

This Q poo poo is so loving stupid, but it gets even more stupid when you realize it's spreading across the globe. loving soccer moms in Finland are flocking to Q poo poo all over the place and aaaaaaaaaargh.

Someone made a pretty convincing argument several days back that Q actually came from these forums, lol. Slenderman killings and qanon destroying the country will be our legacy


I guess Shirish never showed up . . . and when they needed him so much :smith:

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1327335418489135104

lol

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Stoatbringer posted:

Sung to the tune of Candle In The Wind.

Goodbye Donny Trump
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to poo poo yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they grifted in your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a pile of greasy poo poo
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I'm glad I've never met you
And your stupid loving kids
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a C-list star
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that he died crying on the toilet

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a pool of hooker piss
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I'm glad I never met you
Or your stupid loving kids
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Goodbye Donny Trump
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to poo poo yourself
While those around you crawled

Goodbye Donny Trump
From the Lindsey Graham in the 69th row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just his greasy beau

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like diarrhoea in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I'm glad I never met you
Or your stupid loving kids
Your candle burned out long before
Your stupid legend ever did
Your candle burned out long before
Extinguished by my piss

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

pixaal posted:

To the tune of the ducktales theme

Tried to nuke a hurricane

and that's as far as I get, I'm bad at this but if anyone wants to attempt to complete it go for it

Tried to nuke a hurricane, winds blow, make slow!
Launch F three five fighter plane, it crashed, shitshow!
Best Pres in history
Remember covfefe!

Drump Fails! Whoo-oo!
Hunched upon the toilet tweeting
Drump Fails! Whoo-oo!
People on both sides, bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d donald lurks behind you
The president is out to find you
What he'll do is grab your pussy

Drump Fails! Whoo-oo!
Stared into the sun directly
Drump Fails! Whoo-oo!
He can't hold a cup correctly
Drump Fails! Whoo-oo!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

A Fancy Hat posted:

lol if my dumb rear end could get an organizer to set aside 50 seats for FREE (she texted me this morning about the tickets, I said "water bill messed up my venmo, I just resent to ya" and got a smiley face back) I can only imagine what the K-pop stans are doing now.

:laffo:

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.





Proud resident of the Wedgie State

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:hellyeah:

This lady rules

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

President Trump, voter James Blalock is dead!
*Mrs. James Blalock sits up*
That's right, dead tired of you being president!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
the educated elites in Massachusetts jerking off to "college"

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart



All that brain power goes to remembering how to spell their own state name.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Gutter Phoenix posted:



LOL!!!!!

This picture should be projected onto the Moon until Trump dies.

HAHAHAHAHA

Got a new replacement for "crying Hillary voter with MAGA cap and chud beard"

Gnarly Bae Jepsen
Jul 12, 2007

Manic Pixie Dick Girl

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonald.win celebrates Thanksgiving



Can someone tell me wtf a geotus is?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

quote:

Here's a good one I'll pretend like I'm picking a seat for dinner than I'll say "are you stealing my seat like the Dems stole Bernie's nomination?" Haven't been this excited for Thanksgiving in years. It's amazing what not giving a gently caress about what your family thinks about you can do for you.


WhoooAAAAHHH!!!! NO ONE WILL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS!! IS THERE A BURN UNIT ON STAND BY?! HOLY JUMPIN JEH*SHAPHAT

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Holy loving poo poo

https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1327319093490413575?s=19
https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1327320132994142209?s=19
https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1327320646863499270?s=19
https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1327321175853297665?s=19
https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1327322093529272322?s=19
https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1327324249397325835?s=19

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

What happened to the classics? No interracial gang bangs? No schoolgirls? No snowballing? Boy is my thumb not on the pulsating cock of America

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I like the appropriate "11 Alive" logo. I wonder if they have an alternate logo ready in case she, uh, wasn't.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Bogus Adventure posted:

HAHAHAHAHA

Got a new replacement for "crying Hillary voter with MAGA cap and chud beard"

Speaking of the other loser, has Hillary tweeted anything since the election or has she had the common sense not to?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/JaneMayerNYer/status/1327277975713288194
lol

fishing with the fam posted:

President Trump, voter James Blalock is dead!
*Mrs. James Blalock sits up*
That's right, dead tired of you being president!

got 'em *tears form around my eyes*

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Louisiana REALLY likes Popeyes....

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Militree posted:

Can someone tell me wtf a geotus is?

God Emperor Of The United States i assume

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Vakal posted:

Speaking of the other loser, has Hillary tweeted anything since the election or has she had the common sense not to?

she congratulated joe, which is why people got nervous.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DickParasite posted:

What happened to the classics? No interracial gang bangs? No schoolgirls? No snowballing? Boy is my thumb not on the pulsating cock of America

The data point is just what a state has searched more than any other state. It has no bearing whatsoever on how common a search it is in total. Most of these are probably rare searches that just happen to occur more often in a given state than elsewhere.


Although smh if you're not searching for BBW Succubus Femdom.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


i love this tweet from the same account

https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1327315930620325888

lmao

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Thank you for the generous warm, free meal and glad tidings, now excuse me while I, your elderly uncle put a whoopie cushion that has Obummers face on it on your chair, make you sit on it while everyone watches even after you've seen me do it and then say 'SMELL YA LATER HUSSEIN' like the adult in the room that I am. THEN they'll see the error of their ways, stand up and clap for me."

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

verbal enema posted:

God Emperor Of The United States i assume

Correct

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Lol Trump got the rona

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Militree posted:

Can someone tell me wtf a geotus is?

it's what geodude evolves in to

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DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Chomp8645 posted:

The data point is just what a state has searched more than any other state. It has no bearing whatsoever on how common a search it is in total. Most of these are probably rare searches that just happen to occur more often in a given state than elsewhere.


Although smh if you're not searching for BBW Succubus Femdom.

I just noticed Delaware. Lol.

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