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oh yeah well my uncle works for charmin and says that Ultra-Ultra Strong (not yet released) will only need 1 sheet per wipe no im not allowed to let you try it out also he told me once when he was real drunk that the bears from the commercials are super perverts
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Sniep posted:oh yeah well my uncle works for charmin and says that Ultra-Ultra Strong (not yet released) will only need 1 sheet per wipe dark fact: when the charmin bears run out of tp, they all use the smallest, weakest bear as a substitute
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Nov 18, 2020 07:19
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That is a lie. The bears never run out of tp; they manufacture it
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Sagebrush posted:That is a lie. The bears never run out of tp; they manufacture it if you ever left academia for a job in the real world you’d know it’s very possible to be a manufacturer and also run out of whatever it is you manufacture
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Nov 18, 2020 07:27
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when the bears run out of tp they just poo poo in the woods
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Nov 18, 2020 07:29
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ADINSX posted:when the bears run out of tp they just poo poo in the woods ok smart guy, so what do they clean their asses with? pine needles? get real.
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Nov 18, 2020 07:33
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Roosevelt posted:ok smart guy, so what do they clean their asses with? pine needles? get real. they don't, its the woods no one cares about a gross dirty bear in the woods
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Nov 18, 2020 07:36
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when bears run out of tp they just eat a bunch of sticks and pinecones to stop pooping until they get more
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Nov 18, 2020 07:39
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bears don’t need tp because the clothes of the last hiker they ate wipes their butt for them
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Nov 18, 2020 07:57
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PokeJoe posted:when bears run out of tp they just eat a bunch of sticks and pinecones to stop pooping until they get more good luck. that’s nothing but fiber.
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Roosevelt posted:ok smart guy, so what do they clean their asses with? pine needles? get real. no, they use rabbits. god, learn a book sometime !!
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Nov 18, 2020 08:24
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:no, they use rabbits. god, learn a book sometime !! yeah it’s this.
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Nov 18, 2020 08:41
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hmm at first I was like oh great she’s from ky. but then it turns out to be qnon on qanon violence and he was a dude getting people to assert sovereign citizen rights in court so seems like nothing of value was lost
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Nov 18, 2020 12:54
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PokeJoe posted:when bears run out of tp they just eat a bunch of sticks and pinecones to stop pooping until they get more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mFf5B5qEX4
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Nov 18, 2020 12:54
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drat newsweek managed to make their mobile layout even more aggravating. didn’t think it was possible
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quote:Police arrested 33-year-old Neely Petrie-Blanchard in Lowndes County, Georgia on Monday after witnesses reported seeing her threaten the life of 50-year-old legal theorist Chris Hallett with a gun while standing in his kitchen on Sunday night, according to police reports cited by The Daily Beast. Remember those Prussian Blue neonazi music girls who somehow grew up to be normal adults despite that? One of them said in an interview that every HH type guy their mother worked with wrt getting their music out there and promoted just assumed it was a given that they'd get to have sex with the two underaged girls. Something to consider with regards to Mr. Hallett's advisory role.
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graph posted:do not use paper towels even in a pinch I mean, do not flush paper towels, but if you're a responsible citizen who has a small (lidded) sanitary waste bin next to your toilet where you can throw away the things you can't flush (like those wet-wipes that cause fatbergs), you have a place to safely deposit the paper towel after use that won't destroy your plumbing. I moved into my new apartment in September, and there was a very specific clause in my lease prohibiting the installation of any bidets. So I'm wondering what kind of havoc they caused here during the first lockdown/toilet paper shortage.
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, do not flush paper towels, but if you're a responsible citizen who has a small (lidded) sanitary waste bin next to your toilet where you can throw away the things you can't flush (like those wet-wipes that cause fatbergs), you have a place to safely deposit the paper towel after use that won't destroy your plumbing. i wonder if that's even legal. it's certainly not enforceable.
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Sniep posted:oh yeah well my uncle works for charmin and says that Ultra-Ultra Strong (not yet released) will only need 1 sheet per wipe if commercials where they sing about how clean their buttholes are didn't tip you off on that...
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serious q: when did guiliani go off the deep end? when he was mayor of new york he just seemed like a regular old piece of poo poo conservative
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jesus WEP posted:serious q: when did guiliani go off the deep end? when he was mayor of new york he just seemed like a regular old piece of poo poo conservative He had a fall some time back and hit his head pretty bad and his ex-wife said it hosed his brain up. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/08/judith-giuliani-rudy-giuliani-divorce.html
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jesus WEP posted:serious q: when did guiliani go off the deep end? when he was mayor of new york he just seemed like a regular old piece of poo poo conservative he had cop brain even when he was mayor, im sure getting old and having his brain turn to mush probably hasnt helped
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jesus WEP posted:serious q: when did guiliani go off the deep end? when he was mayor of new york he just seemed like a regular old piece of poo poo conservative Supposedly he got super drunk several years back and fell, resulting in a severe head injury which is why he's barely coherent now.
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jesus WEP posted:serious q: when did guiliani go off the deep end? when he was mayor of new york he just seemed like a regular old piece of poo poo conservative he had a traumatic brain injury and after that he became even worse, according to his ex wife
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Sniep posted:oh yeah well my uncle works for charmin and says that Ultra-Ultra Strong (not yet released) will only need 1 sheet per wipe quote:also he told me once when he was real drunk that the bears from the commercials are super perverts
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fart simpson posted:he had a traumatic brain injury and after that he became even worse, according to his ex wife is that his cousin or another one
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lol. you guys remember the presidential alert system that was used precisely once for a vanity notification? i just remembered it and started laughing.
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lmao. imagine if he uses that to issue a nationwide alert about election fraud
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President Beep posted:lol. you guys remember the presidential alert system that was used precisely once for a vanity notification? i just remembered it and started laughing. i just remembered him directly looking at the eclipse, despite everyone telling him not to and everyone predicting he was going to anyway
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fart simpson posted:i just remembered him directly looking at the eclipse, despite everyone telling him not to and everyone predicting he was going to anyway it didn't hurt him because of the localized black hole between his ears. sucked the light right in.
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President Beep posted:lol. you guys remember the presidential alert system that was used precisely once for a vanity notification? i just remembered it and started laughing. i am legit surprised that it hasn't happened. i really thought he'd abuse that.
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fart simpson posted:i just remembered him directly looking at the eclipse, despite everyone telling him not to and everyone predicting he was going to anyway twice. twice he looked at the eclipse, looked down and thought to himself, ‘boy that sure was bright’, and then looked AGAIN
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mediaphage posted:i am legit surprised that it hasn't happened. i really thought he'd abuse that. he's probably unaware that it exists, because he'd be using it in place of twitter otherwise
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the happiest I’ve ever seen him was the fast food feast at the White House during the shutdown
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he loved those hamberders so much
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President Beep posted:lol. you guys remember the presidential alert system that was used precisely once for a vanity notification? i just remembered it and started laughing.  e: 
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kitten emergency posted:the happiest I’ve ever seen him was the fast food feast at the White House during the shutdown The president and I are on the same page about McDonald's.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:The president and I are on the same page about McDonald's. reaching across the drive through aisle
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jfyi dubya fell off the wagon and also cracked his noggin which they covered up with the pretzel story
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