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Ratjaculation posted:The NHS vivid app occasionally gives me a notification saying 'loading', but never anything else. App says nothing. Latest version. It happens to me all the time, multiple times a day, too.
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Dec 21, 2020 10:41
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I'm so proud of everyone guys, we are the first country in Europe to create our own mutated version of the virus. That takes dedication and hard work.
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Galewolf posted:It happens to me all the time, multiple times a day, too. Android's notification info says it's 'Background Activities'. According to Gov.UK... 'Each 6-hour period, the app collects a summary count of key information. This is called the analytical data set and helps us monitor the use, performance and information about the app and its use. The data is prepared and will be sent to central systems where it used for assurance of the app, technical checks and the public health functions. It does not include the data held on your app about specific venues or your close contacts.' My phone tells me it happens about ten times per day, so no wonder days are feeling so long at the moment.
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we were too eager to get brexit done we found a new way to isolate ourselves before jan 1st.
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Jacada posted:I'm so proud of everyone guys, we are the first country in Europe to create our own mutated version of the virus. That takes dedication and hard work. Sorry bruv but Denmark had the mutant mink strain before this.
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the danes culled all the mink - is it time to cull everyone in Kent? (please don't I live in Kent)
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Bardeh posted:the danes culled all the mink - is it time to cull everyone in Kent? (please don't I live in Kent) It probably wouldn't help, but the badger cull showed we're willing to try a "solution" with no scientific basis, so why not? I've never been to Kent so it's not like it matters.
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Bardeh posted:the danes culled all the mink - is it time to cull everyone in Kent? (please don't I live in Kent) Hmmm Perhaps as a final solution, so to speak.
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For the rest of the gallery who want to laugh at the state of the UK it's fine to do so just remember that those of us living here are hosed and don't laugh at us specifically
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Dec 21, 2020 11:55
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If someone admits they voted for brexit or Boris go wild though
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Dec 21, 2020 11:56
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"Lorry parking manager 2021" will be a fusion of Euro truck simulator, tycoon management sim and block shuffling puzzles. Can you keep the drivers from despondency and suicide by providing them with basic utilities and amusements while maximizing the use of space in your former air port site? Truck #2764 has cleared a health passport and essential need exemption! Quickly rearrange your park to provide a corridor out from the middle of the tightly packed rows, then expertly maneuver them out of there. Featuring licensed gameplay elements from the makers of "Papers Please" and the "Sniper" series. Coming soon, price TBD as the value of the pound shifts.
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Jose posted:For the rest of the gallery who want to laugh at the state of the UK it's fine to do so just remember that those of us living here are hosed and don't laugh at us specifically As individuals you have my deepest sympathies. Collectively though y'all earn a from me.I spent most of a decade living in England during grad school so I have a lot of unresolved issues with you. Although I remember a professor telling me Britain was much more accepting of trans folk than the US which in retrospect is the funniest bit of British comedy I can think of.
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Dec 21, 2020 12:31
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The panic buying cunts are back here Great.
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Ratjaculation posted:The panic buying cunts are back here How is the D&D thread doing these days?
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I abandoned it a thread or two ago, I assume their arguing that Corbyn wouldn't have let this happen and something about... I don't know... Trains in Uzbekistan
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Dec 21, 2020 13:10
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Oh wait lol I get it now I assume their bunkers are filled with fresh water and tinned food already
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Dec 21, 2020 13:13
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I like the one guy who's got 50 kilos of beef in the freezer
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kecske posted:I like the one guy who's got 50 kilos of beef in the freezer I didn't know Jordan Peterson posted here, although I suppose it's not surprising. Sunswipe fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Dec 21, 2020 |
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Dec 21, 2020 13:16
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kecske posted:I like the one guy who's got 50 kilos of beef in the freezer Tbh, my dad keeps about 30 kilo of meat in the freezer at all times. He buys lots of huge joints when they're on offer and divides them up.
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Dec 21, 2020 13:28
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food shortage coming? better buy more for myself so there's less for other people!
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Dec 21, 2020 13:42
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i am beginning to think brexit was a bad idea
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Dec 21, 2020 13:43
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kecske posted:food shortage coming? better buy more for myself so there's less for other people! Ideally people will have been gradually building stocks for the last year or so rather than panic buying now. I don't even know where I'd keep extra food in my flat so I guess I'm going to hope for the best.
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stev posted:Ideally people will have been gradually building stocks for the last year or so rather than panic buying now. Replace retaining walls with tins of beans
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Dec 21, 2020 13:56
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honestly i wish id eaten the beans instead of firing them up backsides
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Dec 21, 2020 13:58
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[me mid 2021 as i starve to death] thinkin... about thos beans...
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:How is the D&D thread doing these days? They’ve been subtly adding an extra tin of alphabet spaghetti to their parents big shop every week so they’ll be fine for food while they play cyberpunk
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Dec 21, 2020 14:09
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“China released mutant virus in London in retaliation for us banning them from 5G! Proof that 5G causes Covid!” An actual opinion from one of my work colleagues .... Jesus Christ lol
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Dec 21, 2020 14:09
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alphabet spaghetti is good fun, you can make rude words with it like BUM heheheheheh 
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Dec 21, 2020 14:10
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Have they decided which version of 5G causes the diseases? It could influence my network choices in the future.
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crispix posted:alphabet spaghetti is good fun, you can make rude words with it like BUM heheheheheh I like spelling gently caress OFF
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Dec 21, 2020 14:26
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I've hoarded 50,000 tins of Scooby Doo spaghetti
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Although seeming fine with having not seen me in months and happy with leaving Christmas, my mum rang me quite upset that despite being high risk she can't get the vaccine due to allergies, so she's worried we can't meet for ages still and now she wants me to go visit on Christmas day I said no. Then she proposed driving to Bristol this week, and me driving down, about halfway between us. I said no. Now I'm just stressed and arsey and my day is ruined.
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Ratjaculation posted:Now I'm just stressed and arsey and my day is ruined. Ah yes, a resident of the UK, then
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Dec 21, 2020 15:19
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This vaccine or any vaccine? The US one should be available soonish.
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Dec 21, 2020 15:20
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What flavour is the vaccine
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Bobby Deluxe posted:[me mid 2021 as i starve to death] thinkin... about thos beans... Same but mine would probably be like this: [me mid 2021 as I get mauled by the wild dogs in the streets of London over a pigeon carcass] The global logistics is ridiculously cheap and full of alternatives, the system will fix itself in a week or two...
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Ratjaculation posted:Although seeming fine with having not seen me in months and happy with leaving Christmas, my mum rang me quite upset that despite being high risk she can't get the vaccine due to allergies, so she's worried we can't meet for ages still and now she wants me to go visit on Christmas day Bail back to Cornwall ratty. Plenty of construction and building work to tie you over
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