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Party Boat posted:Some friends got our toddler a singing Hey Duggee stick and I've written them a grovelling apology for whatever we did to deserve it We watched my neice unwrap a singing Elsa doll that my sister had bought her. She visibly started to regret that purchase within about three minutes.
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goatface posted:My sister woke me up to tell me Diana was dead. I dunno why, nobody in the family actually gave a poo poo. Even my nan thought she was overrated. I was like 20 at the time and was up late at home writing code on my Atari ST and heard it over Radio 1. I am old. 
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Party Boat posted:Some friends got our toddler a singing Hey Duggee stick and I've written them a grovelling apology for whatever we did to deserve it Stick stick stick stick stick stick Sticky sticky stick stick Is my life now
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My lonely Christmas is so far redesigning the front room so that I can stare point blank at the TV for the rest of the day In doing so I've been watching at least 20 people going into a house across the street Though Im going to go for a nice walk in a bit
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Dec 25, 2020 13:53
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I hope you dafties all have a fantastic day  Merry Christmas!
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I still have no heating so I'm currently hiding under my duvet trying to not freeze. Also I have no savoury snacks and it's AWFUL. I'm probably gonna cook all the potatoes just so k can have some toasties to snack on all evening or whatever idk. In positive news. Djf bought me pussers rum, my mum got me lambs rum and my sister got me something idk what it is but hey it's alcohol so hurrraaay gonna get smashed Merry Christmas goons, I love you all
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Dec 25, 2020 14:27
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Merry Christmas goons! I got PJs and hand cream, both of which will come in useful in 2021: Pandemic Harder. Just about to sit down to dinner and then Zoom with relatives not too drunk to operate a laptop.
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Dec 25, 2020 15:17
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Beef Wellington is all wrapped up in pastry and sitting in the fridge, leaving me free and clear to get razzed. Potatoes have to happen at some point but I could be paraletic and manage that
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Dec 25, 2020 15:24
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Dont forget to hit up m and s shops over the next few days to get reduced stuff. The manchego in their continental cheese box is banging, blue cheese is p good too. Haven't tried the epoisses yet
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Dec 25, 2020 15:36
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When I met up with my mum she gave me a sausage sandwich and a GIANT pack of liqurice allsorts. I feel so alone now.
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Dec 25, 2020 15:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc2DicTI1EI you're never alone in cyberspace, friend!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 25, 2020 15:44
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Merry Christmas britgoons! I am about to bake a ham and make some roast taters and braised cabbage, which will hopefully be ready in time for my family's video call.
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Dec 25, 2020 16:15
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Merry Christmas goon people This channel 4 fake queen is poo poo. All this stuff about how 'worrying' deep fake things are is rubbish. It maybe looks ok in a low resolution gif I guess ?
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Party Boat posted:Some friends got our toddler a singing Hey Duggee stick and I've written them a grovelling apology for whatever we did to deserve it I'm still giggling ten minutes after reading this. Partly because it's highly amusing but mostly because my father in law does something like this every year to us. Couple years back it was harmonicas, last year was wooden whistle pipes. This year we were lucky enough to not have him around for Christmas so we avoided ear cancer inducing toys. I can see it in his eyes 'this is what you get for loving my daughter you piece of poo poo'
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Dec 25, 2020 16:34
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I would like to buy my niece a drum kit, but I think my sister would kill me.
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Dec 25, 2020 17:00
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We still haven't opened presents
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Salisbury Snape posted:I'm still giggling ten minutes after reading this. Maybe you should gently caress him and he's jealous
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Jose posted:Maybe you should gently caress him and he's jealous jose not everything can be soloved by a pegging
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Dec 25, 2020 17:14
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i am soon going to eat infinite sprouts!!!!!!!
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Dec 25, 2020 17:14
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Kunt got to number 5 in the charts.
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I have however opened the port
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Merry Christmas UK Goons! Since someone asked earlier, I got the following gifts: Harley Davidson motorbike gloves Harley Davidson tee shirt Motorcycle Tours of Europe book Funniest Political Cartoons of 2020 book Cats and Books calendar Side-of-bed-holder-of-things (like those remote cosies you get on couches)
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Steakandchips posted:Merry Christmas UK Goons! Yikes
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I got a book about the development of prehistoric metalworking in the British isles. Because I am a nerd.
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Cyril Sneeer posted:jose not everything can be soloved by a pegging 
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fridge corn posted:I have however opened the port ruby or tawny? or possibly white, if you're being excessively trendy
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ruby or tawny? or possibly white, if you're being excessively trendy Crusted actually
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Dec 25, 2020 18:42
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I put 6 dumplings in my beef stew and they're all lost in the depths somewhere. I'll have to delve further.
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Steakandchips posted:Merry Christmas UK Goons! Congrats on the midlife crisis / retirement
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those seem like nice presents
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Dec 25, 2020 19:07
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I got this oddly sinister poster!
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i got a nice cigar! my friends are all just out of shot, enjoying their own cigars https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1342229242659168256
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Dec 25, 2020 19:33
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That is good and sinister.
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Dec 25, 2020 19:33
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Merry Christmas, hope Father Christmas wasn't a tight bastard this year. I have around 1.5 litres of goose fat now, and I don't really know what to do with it except potatoes and/or grease up the kids slide.
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Dec 25, 2020 19:34
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Party Boat posted:Congrats on the midlife crisis / retirement I'm 35 and recently bought a Harley, so that sounds about right.
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RickRogers posted:I have around 1.5 litres of goose fat now, and I don't really know what to do with it except potatoes and/or grease up the kids slide. Cross channel swim.
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Dec 25, 2020 19:35
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Falafel pizza is good That summarises.my Christmas
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Steakandchips posted:I'm 35 and recently bought a Harley, so that sounds about right. We're all 35 (except ratty, hes only just gone 3) and none of us are in our mid life crises yet
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Steakandchips posted:I'm 35 and recently bought a Harley lol
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I'm the baby, gotta love me
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