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Archer666 posted:Shove Trump steaks into his mailbox every morning.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:48 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Famously small hands Small fingered vulgarian
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 23:09 |
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Suddenly I have to keep my berders behind lock and key
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 23:10 |
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Donald Trump welcome to the neighborhood hello Donald.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 23:19 |
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What happened to my old neighbor, Donald Trump'?
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 00:24 |
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*teaches my dogs and also my family to poo poo on his yard*
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:00 |
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*petitions town to change name of street to “Joseph R. Biden Lane”*
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:01 |
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Hey DJ, I hear you have some wild parties! Don't forget your ol' buddy when you've got the hookers and blow all up in here.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:06 |
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I'd steal his cable TV.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:21 |
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Hey DJ, I was cruising by don's and picked you up a happy meal. See you at the orgy, buddy.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:48 |
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Why does the backyard suddenly smell like rotten fish?
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:51 |
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I hope he dies a slow painful death.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:57 |
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The McDonald's is on fourth street and it's open late. How late? I don't quite know. Oh this is important? I guess you can Google it or call them.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 06:28 |
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I'd ring Australian Immigration and report him as an illegal immigrant.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 13:01 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Hey DJ, I hear you have some wild parties! Don't forget your ol' buddy when you've got the hookers and blow all up in here. Look pal, the girls have been drinking all night but there is still only enough piss to go around
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 13:04 |
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Robo Reagan posted:people keep saying sell their house. turn it in to an air bnb and milk the chuds forever
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 13:10 |
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I’d ask him every day if he’d seen any good tweets lately
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 14:22 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’d ask him every day if he’d seen any good tweets lately I'd sell him my twitter account and let him make tweets on it!
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:09 |
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I’ll tell you one thing, he would NOT be borrowing my lawnmower!
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:12 |
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Never thought I'd be the sort of narc who calls immigration but this is an exception.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:42 |
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EorayMel posted:How would he react to this? For full effects display while eating a Trump branded steak. zaepg fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jan 31, 2021 |
# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:13 |
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Steak is stored in the trump
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:16 |
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Required at least one photo of dear leader Trump in every house. Trump has found good use for the USPS, all American's are sent one Trump steak per week. The country is fed and cholesterol is through the roof.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:19 |
my immediate neighborhood is all rentals so if he's moving in next to me i immediately start trying to bet on when he gets extradited to new york for state crimes. he definitely won't stay in stl long enough for airbnb to pan out
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:24 |
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"No, Donald, I have no idea why human poo poo keeps ending up on your lawn."
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:27 |
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Set up directional speakers on the edge of my property aimed at his house and play GROOVE IS IN THE HEART by Dee-lite on repeat
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:33 |
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*leaves flaming bag of poo on Diaper Don's doorstep*
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:36 |
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Icochet posted:For the last time Donald, over here in europe the water level of the toilet is way lower so you can't just lap it up, at least with that hairdo. You need to get a straw. No I'm not pulling you out of there, call maintenace or cia or whatever the gently caress he said donalds neighbour not his step brother.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:40 |
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I’m just gonna laugh uncontrollably every time I see him walk outside.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 03:41 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:*leaves flaming bag of poo on Diaper Don's doorstep* I'm the Secret Service guard who high-fives you as you walk away.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:13 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm the Secret Service guard who high-fives you as you walk away. p sure the dump man isn't going to get post presi secret services. like, I think that's part of the impeachment
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:22 |
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“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE PISS TAPE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DONALD TRUMP. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SRPINKLING SOUNDS WHEN I GRAB SOMEONE BY THE PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE COUNTRY'S MOST DANGEROUS PERVERT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY RUSSIAN HOTEL AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING EATING HAMBERDERS EVERY MORNING. THEN I TWEET ON THE TOILET”
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:38 |
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I'd lean out the window every morning at 6:00 am and shout "Release the piss tape, you loving coward!" until he releases the piss tape.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:41 |
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CPL593H posted:I'd lean out the window every morning at 6:00 am and shout "Release the piss tape, you loving coward!" until he releases the piss tape. He just releases piss into your window.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 07:56 |
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> walk to neighbor's yard > poo poo on yard
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 08:07 |
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Welcome him to the neighborhood with an ice cold pitcher of peach mint tea
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 13:50 |
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CPL593H posted:“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE PISS TAPE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DONALD TRUMP. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SRPINKLING SOUNDS WHEN I GRAB SOMEONE BY THE PUSSY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE COUNTRY'S MOST DANGEROUS PERVERT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY RUSSIAN HOTEL AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING EATING HAMBERDERS EVERY MORNING. THEN I TWEET ON THE TOILET”
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 14:32 |
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You're thinking of things best not thought of, Donald. You never asked me if anyone had ever buried a presidential campaign up there in the Micmac burial ground. Oh, it's been done. What you're thinking of has been done before. George H W Bush was on his way to a 2nd term, too, til the economic recession. He was supposed to be a 2 term President, but he couldn't get to the bottom of the truth. Sometimes, one term is better. His re-election was buried on November 3rd, as I remember. It was 4 or 5 days later when George W sees his father walking around, puking on foreign dignitaries. He knew it was an abomination. Coupla days later, we corner the former President in a barn, have to light the drat thing on fire. Whole time he's screaming about not raising taxes and reading his lips. We sat there and watched the barn burn down to cinders, just to make sure nothing came walking out. So, Donald, I know what you're thinking of doing. You're thinking of taking that old road up past the pet cemetery to the Micmac burial ground, burying your campaign there. Hoping that what comes outta the ground has a better chance then what went into it. But the ground's gone sour, Donald. What comes outta there... ain't what went into it. One term is better.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 14:50 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Sometimes, dead is betta. Take it from Joey https://youtu.be/F3J0iwwsq-w
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 21:16 |
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i probably wouldn't do anything but watch my other neighbor (rush limbaugh) carry trump and his secret service guy on his back for his morning mile and a half run. Also, his afternoon, and his evening run.
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# ? Feb 1, 2021 21:58 |