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zedprime posted:Ok smarty pants scientist, where do snozzberries fit in? How much lube ya got?
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zedprime posted:Ok smarty pants scientist, where do snozzberries fit in? the snozzberries taste like snozzberries this is botany 101
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Empty Sandwich posted:the snozzberries taste like snozzberries Roald Dahl posted:"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
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I couldn't find it, but I knew it was on its way
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It's an abomination, but probably a tasty one.
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:It's an abomination, but probably a tasty one. ngl this thread has more "woulds" that "wouldn'ts" overall for me.
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I think this thread has kinda muddled its balance between people who are squeamish about foods and people who are animals that will eat anything and know no shame.        This is the season for foods that are green that have no business being green. https://viralnova.com/saint-patricks-food-fails/
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I had an interesting reaction to this since if you only see the top of the image it looks like some sort of cheesy chip basket which, yeah, is a mess, but probably really tasty and slowly come to the conclusion that whoever designed this has no idea what the actual form function of a burger is
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Yeah that's the weird part, I love crunching down on dry blocks of ramen You haven't lived till you have had a block of Ramen Noodles that is still hot and crisp off the production line* *the one good thing that came out of the final lovely unpaid internship I had gotten stuck with as part of a program for special needs people I had gotten signed up for unwillingly after graduating high school(as I was still a minor) that was essentially me being forced to do unpaid labor for a whole year of my life(only reason I didn't quit the moment I turned 18 was because they were holding my High School Diploma hostage) Aardvark! posted:Oh I forgot to post this one So is that like a fast food version of Haggis or something? Edgar Allen Ho posted:ngl this thread has more "woulds" that "wouldn'ts" overall for me. Honestly the thread works better when it goes in that direction anyways
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drrockso20 posted:*the one good thing that came out of the final lovely unpaid internship I had gotten stuck with as part of a program for special needs people I had gotten signed up for unwillingly after graduating high school(as I was still a minor) that was essentially me being forced to do unpaid labor for a whole year of my life(only reason I didn't quit the moment I turned 18 was because they were holding my High School Diploma hostage) What the gently caress? That's insane.
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Elviscat posted:What the gently caress? That's insane. Part of the problem was that it was a program clearly intended for people way more Special Needs* than I am(just some ADD and a very High Functioning Autism), so basically everything about it was structured in a way that for someone like myself who operates at a normal intellect was just mind numbing and tedious which combined with not being paid for one's own labor made it nigh intolerable(my first internship at a movie theater did at least let me see movies for free though), and it definitely caused me all sorts of anguish both mental and physical(experienced a stress fracture in my foot during my time in the program which was incredibly painful) that haunts me to this day *which was another problem, as up to that point my experience with other Special Needs people had been very limited(indeed all but nonexistent beyond one of my friends having an even milder form of Autism), and my time in that program made me realize something, I cannot stand being around people with actual intellectual disabilities, not in a hateful way mind you, I just have no patience for their various quirks and emotional issues(during my time in thatprogramthere probably wasn't a single day that passed that didn't have at least one tantrum or emotional breakdown by one of the other people in the program, and dealing with that for an entire year is mentally exhausting^)and I also fully recognize that in some degree it's a self-hatred issue tied to my own disability and that it is probably one of my biggest flaws as a human being ^like it's not surprising that less than a year after I left that program that I had my first mental health crisis
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After tiny pastry we finally have the technology for tiny banana
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spankmeister posted:After tiny pastry we finally have the technology for tiny banana See, I initially read that as some sort of insect, so we're right back to that dichotomy again.
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I'm burgin'        Or, a healthier option:   Maybe I should just get pizza instead. 
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I'd eat everything except the head of lettuce "burger" and the rice one, but burger people really need to remember it's supposed to fit in a mouth. There's nothing more humiliating than being forced to eat a burger with a knife and fork.
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I can't believe there's a second place out there that puts cheese fries on top of a burger
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'd eat everything except the head of lettuce "burger" and the rice one, but burger people really need to remember it's supposed to fit in a mouth. There's nothing more humiliating than being forced to eat a burger with a knife and fork. Please do not stifle the chef's creativity. 
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So what exactly makes a burger a "slut"? Is it some weird translation thing or is it a photoshop?
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Zil posted:So what exactly makes a burger a "slut"? Is it some weird translation thing or is it a photoshop?  it's a brand
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Zil posted:So what exactly makes a burger a "slut"? Is it some weird translation thing or is it a photoshop?
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This is from the last page, but I was tripping out at seeing those orange fruit being called gooseberries, although I saw later in the thread there are apparently two different species referred to as gooseberries. These are the ones I'm familiar with from the UK:  And apparently they were banned in the US at the same time as blackcurrant, being related, and are likewise making a bit of a resurgence in the US: https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/gooseberry.htm
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I'm still not at all sure what to do with the fact that there are popular mainstream brands called "eggslut" and "shoegasm"
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Fuddruckers has been around a long time, even if that's not as blatant. https://www.fuddruckers.com/
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Mmmm, could really go for some Pizza Slut right now.
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https://twitter.com/msparck/status/483675993883041792?s=20 It was harder than it should have been to find a picture of that that I could actually link. Anyway, that's available near me.
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Dareon posted:https://twitter.com/msparck/status/483675993883041792?s=20 Reminds me of this blast from the past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQqdf2hlek
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Oh hell yeah id eat that lettuce bun burg. I also enjoy wedge salads. Its just more wedge salad. A win win for me
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Dareon posted:https://twitter.com/msparck/status/483675993883041792?s=20
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zedprime posted:Trick pricing, being alaska $20 is for the simultaneously unripe stale tomato. Yup, plus it's a challenge burg, eat the whole thing in one sitting by yourself without puking and I think it's free? Haven't actually paid it any attention beyond "Well, that exists."
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There’s no way that lettuce burger wouldn’t completely fall apart the instant you took the first bite. Good Iceberg lettuce is actually an underrated thing, but it is not a bread substitute.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Oh hell yeah id eat that lettuce bun burg. I also enjoy wedge salads. Its just more wedge salad. A win win for me
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