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Aardvark! posted:It's part of my new "tubular foods only" diet along with slim jims and macaroni Pixie sticks and string cheese I'm feeling it
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Aardvark! posted:It's part of my new "tubular foods only" diet along with slim jims and macaroni 
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The Bloop posted:Pixie sticks and string cheese Cheese sticks with a hollow core of pure, 100% uncut, unadulterated, Columbian sugar.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Cheese sticks with a hollow core of pure, 100% uncut, unadulterated, Columbian sugar. Hmm.. but what if, instead, 100% uncut, unadulterated, American ranch dressing?
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Aardvark! posted:Hmm.. but what if, instead, 100% uncut, unadulterated, American ranch dressing? Then battered and deep fried
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My favorite thing about ranch dressing is that it was invented in California.
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love me some franch fries
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cartoon character shaped pasta is the best pasta because it holds onto sauce so well. Better even than wagon wheels.
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Back when I was very new to cooking I tried a crock pot recipe for "Mississippi Pot Roast" which was literally just "dump a chuck roast, packet of au jus mix, packed of ranch dressing mix, ton of butter, and pepperoncinis in there and let er rip" It wasn't bad, but dear god it was salty. I even used unsalted butter. Welp that's my ranch dressing story.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:My favorite thing about ranch dressing is that it was invented in California. California, famous for its lack of agriculture.
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redgubbinz posted:packet of au jus mix, packed of ranch dressing mix, ton of butter, " Maybe try again with half a packet of each and unsalted butter.
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VideoTapir posted:Salt, salt, probably more salt My wife makes that sometimes and it's good as hell.
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It finally happened after god knows how many hours I've spent in google maps: I ended up looking through an entire restaurant's photos and found one I'd already posted (the CFS in the op). Kind of surprised it took this long. Anyway, ranch chat gave me an idea: golden corral. For the non Americans who may not be aware, Golden Corral is an all you can eat American buffet. A bottomless pit of perversion awaits!    
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Last time I lived in the US, my wife developed a fondness for Golden Corral. Golden Corral in my father's lovely nowhere town: Excellent. Golden Corral in Las Vegas: Execrable. In towns where Golden Corral can actually draw the best local kitchen talent, it's good. In towns where they're scraping the barrel, it's bad.
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I figured I'd see a lot of ranch loaded salads, but I've only even seen 3 salads!!!    
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Aardvark! posted:come on down to my ranchstaurant and try all 36 flavors of ranch! 
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Aardvark! posted:Anyway, ranch chat gave me an idea: golden corral. For the non Americans who may not be aware, Golden Corral is an all you can eat American buffet. A bottomless pit of perversion awaits! I'm not normally one to cast aspersions but i gotta question how you can do not one but two posts full of Golden Corral pics without including the most americana.jpg part of all, the Chocolate Fountain:  Just in case it's not clear for our foreign guests in this thread, friends, that chocolate is in motion.
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Porfiriato posted:I'm not normally one to cast aspersions but i gotta question how you can do not one but two posts full of Golden Corral pics without including the most americana.jpg part of all, the Chocolate Fountain: I was hoping to find a picture of a kid putting something inappropriate in it first 
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 This would be a good profile picture for online dating.
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the chocolate wonderfall is really good for purifying the air, it pulls all the contaminants (and small insects) out of the air and binds them to the chocolate so the customers can safely poop them out later instead of breathing them in
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Aardvark! posted:It finally happened after god knows how many hours I've spent in google maps: I ended up looking through an entire restaurant's photos and found one I'd already posted (the CFS in the op). Kind of surprised it took this long. Sizzler's taco_bar.jpg. Looks like what I fear most about going there with my folks, mom would always end up with something like that on her plate towards the end of the evening. The salad bar is dope though.
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Porfiriato posted:I'm not normally one to cast aspersions but i gotta question how you can do not one but two posts full of Golden Corral pics without including the most americana.jpg part of all, the Chocolate Fountain: Fondue pots/fountains are actually Swiss. some of them use cheese.
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my old boss at my job was this older woman who had lived all kinds of lives, she had been an opera director, she went to India to follow some guru, got tired of that, came back to the States and became a Catholic nun, got tired of that, eventually ended up at the library where I worked. she lived in a house out in the country and only ever came into town for work, doctor's appointments, and Golden Corral. like once a month she would arrange to meet an old friend for lunch and they would jointly drive into the city and devastate the Golden Corral buffet. it was one of her life's greatest joys. cool lady.
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ninjoatse.cx posted:Fondue pots/fountains are actually Swiss. some of them use cheese. It's amazing Raclette never caught on in America.
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Zero One posted:It's amazing Raclette never caught on in America. The canadian girls hockey sport?
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The Voice of Labor posted:townsends invading one island and growing nutmeg on it im talking about the islands between canada and upstate new york what are you talking about lol
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Zero One posted:It's amazing Raclette never caught on in America. This also confuses me
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Golden Corral was good for all you can eat pot roast. It was super tender. I also liked the Bourbon Street chicken, and all you can eat fried shrimp. That was pretty much the only things I ate there; it closed due to covid.
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I remember an old post about Golden Corral and how its just full of the fattest, grossest displays of white trash you could imagine. Im a coastal elite, so when I went on a cross country road trip 7 years ago or so I was insistent that we stop at a Golden Corral in Alabama so I could see it for myself. I was expecting to laugh at slovenly Poors drinking big cups of chocolate fountain sauce or something. But it was just normal families and couples eating crappy food and was disappointingly normal and I felt like a total rear end in a top hat when I left there for expecting what I did.
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As a "weird" kid who loved veggies, my favorite part of any buffet by far was the salad bar, because it had everything under the sun to put on top of that bad boy. I haven't been to an american-style buffet in a million years, but just the thought of All Of The Vegetables and then sunflower seeds and bacon bits and olives and loving whatever is making me crazy Also the chicken wings owned
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:This also confuses me It's cheese on toast
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Outrail posted:It's cheese on toast I'm confused why it's not a popular American thing. I've enjoyed it at a fancy place where it cost a bunch of money but it's literally just melted cheese on stuff. We like melted cheese.
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I've never been to a Golden Corral but it seems like that whole place is really unsanitary. Especially that disgusting chocolate fountain. There's absolutely no way that you can just have that accessible to the kind of foot traffic a restaurant sees and have it be even remotely sanitary. Even under the best of circumstances where we could pretend that a whole lot of the general public is either stupid, inconsiderate, selfish, or some combination of all of those, I just don't think you can have an open air fountain of edible liquid with all those people moving around it and sticking poo poo in there. That whole thing horrifies me.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'm confused why it's not a popular American thing. I've enjoyed it at a fancy place where it cost a bunch of money but it's literally just melted cheese on stuff. We like melted cheese. So it's like trying to sell sand to a beach. Americans put cheese on everything anyway, why would you want to pay extra to do it yourself?
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OMFG FURRY posted:never thought id see some nachos and immediately feel a crushing sense of sadness Now you know how your nachos feel
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