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I'd be crashing planes into towers George W. Bush style.
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Every day is bad in hellworld but April Fools is truly one of the worst days.
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if i was a gorillionare I’d probably learn how to fly, buy a bigass airplane and move to some otherpart of the world that’s not too hot and airlift vaccines and medical supplies to needy communities or something like that. think of how rewarding and fun that’d be. maybe teach the local kids how to post??
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Beeps posting missionaries. You can get a free meal but you have to listen to an hour of beeping
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Apr 1, 2021 17:53
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robert levenson only committed the crime of going alone to an iranian resort as a former spook specializing in trying to overthrow iran. they had no reason to arrest him. PokeJoe posted:Beeps posting missionaries. You can get a free meal but you have to listen to an hour of beeping you too can have riches beyond your wildest imagination. you only need to turn on the monitor of your mind. my 18 lesson beepcademy will teach you how to do that for only 39 easy payments of 99.99.
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there's at least a dozen people in america who could permanently end homelessness by themselves and still have more money than their great great grandkids could spend on space drugs and holoprostitutes and they would be remembered for centuries as heroes and they choose not to
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posting cannot be taught. you're either born to post, or you aren't
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qirex posted:there's at least a dozen people in america who could permanently end homelessness by themselves and still have more money than their great great grandkids could spend on space drugs and holoprostitutes and they would be remembered for centuries as heroes and they choose not to Yeah but then how would they use the threat of crushing poverty to keep their workers in line? they'd be betraying all their other exploitive capitalist friends
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while you clicked the edit button i studied the post
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President Beep posted:im the underarmor tank top i'm the gun that looks like a prop from a syfy channel original no, the other one
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Apr 1, 2021 18:28
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Yeah i'm sure there are probably hundreds of epsteins out there who's crimes haven't been exposed. It's just very amusing that our very publicly known figures are like this. there is in fact so many child sex crimes that enforcement is forced to triage and they’re still overwhelmed just by victims in the toddler age bracket
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Apr 1, 2021 18:42
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for mysterious unknowable reasons there isn't a lot of money budgeted to investigating child sex crimes
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Apr 1, 2021 19:12
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Buying thousands of dollars worth of what appears to be basically the same few guns to own the libs
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Apr 1, 2021 19:13
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what do we think the net worth threshold is above which we have to assume someone is a pedophile? 8 figgies?
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Truman Peyote posted:what do we think the net worth threshold is above which we have to assume someone is a pedophile? What the gently caress is with people and accusations of that e: are you elong munsk
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Target Track Jacket posted:What the gently caress is with people and accusations of that nbsd sock puppet
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Target Track Jacket posted:What the gently caress is with people and accusations of that I found the billionaire in the thread
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The Fool posted:nbsd sock puppet lol
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akadajet posted:I found the billionaire in the thread if I had a billion dollars I would simply not post
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Target Track Jacket posted:if I had a billion dollars I would simply not post I’d buy the forums
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Apr 1, 2021 19:22
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i don't think rich people are any more likely to be pedophiles than poor people. i think rich people are, however, more likely to have no remorse about it when they are, and they're definitely more likely to get away with it
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i think being rich or being poor are both bad for your brain
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i think being rich or being poor are both bad for your brain
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thanks radium
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Jonny 290 posted:they are gorgeous feats of engineering. i will never talk poo poo on any vette. I also would never, ever, ever own or buy one. friend of mine had a yellow C4 with the salad shooter wheels for a year or so and it was a good time  even so i wouldn’t own one myself and i have owned some dumbass cars
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:friend of mine had a yellow C4 with the salad shooter wheels for a year or so and it was a good time "have owned"?
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PokeJoe posted:Yeah but then how would they use the threat of crushing poverty to keep their workers in line? they'd be betraying all their other exploitive capitalist friends Poverty is a lot like the mosquito, if you wiped it out completely a giant, blood sucking food chain we also don't want would crumble
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President Beep posted:if i was a gorillionare I’d probably learn how to fly, buy a bigass airplane and move to some otherpart of the world that’s not too hot and airlift vaccines and medical supplies to needy communities or something like that. think of how rewarding and fun that’d be. maybe teach the local kids how to post?? If you were a gorillionaire you'd learn how to thump your chest and eat bamboo or something, don't even pretend.
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Apr 1, 2021 22:14
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MFer i already do those things. sheesh.
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Sagebrush posted:i don't think rich people are any more likely to be pedophiles than poor people. i would expect they could perhaps be more prolific as well. granted if college coaching has taught us anything it's that wealth alone doesn't enable that type of serial abuse, they'll always find a way 
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TimWinter posted:Poverty is a lot like the mosquito, if you wiped it out completely a giant, blood sucking food chain we also don't want would crumble the chances that mosquitoes are important and sustain something we don't understand is infinitely higher than the idle rich doing that same thing
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Apr 1, 2021 22:43
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i get madder about spacex every day
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Apr 1, 2021 22:44
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more like spacexplode
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Apr 1, 2021 22:45
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Mosquitoes probably keep the bat population in check or something like that so once we get rid of them we'll be up our eyeballs in covid-20XX and rabies. The rich however, we can do without.
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PokeJoe posted:more like spacexplode there needs to be some middle ground between nasa, which is mired in political infighting and drowning in bureaucracy; and space-x, which is a rich man's vanity project that has no clear meaningful goal and a complete lack of any oversight or introspection.
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Apr 1, 2021 22:57
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there's blue origin which is just as unreliable as spacex but doesn't publicly brag about their failures
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Stereotype posted:there needs to be some middle ground between nasa, which is mired in political infighting and drowning in bureaucracy; and space-x, which is a rich man's vanity project that has no clear meaningful goal and a complete lack of any oversight or introspection. theres ULA with the crystal clear goal of making it easier to drone people
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Apr 1, 2021 23:06
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Bezos is way smarter about his image than elong is. Not as smart as old money, but still.
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i don't know what it is about america but we love to focus all of our attention and resources on the worst possible people
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looking forward to whatever fully vaccine-escaping covid variant that emerges from michigan or whereever else that just declared the pandemic over because people can presumably get a vaccine at some point
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