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Xachariah posted:Oh hey, I only have the right ear implanted too! Here in the UK it's not standard to implant on both ears unless it's considered necessary due to the extra cost, I think the patient being very young or vision impaired makes you eligible. I don't think I'd want to be bilateral personally, would be a whole other device and batteries to have to worry about. Besides music doesn't sound as good unless I wear my normal hearing aid in my other ear. I agree about not wanting the other one implanted- taking care of just the one is a pain in the rear end. They did make me the offer to get the other ear done when I was in middle school, but I turned it down.
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A cousin to the legendary "I adopted her unwanted child and now she's refusing to take up parenthood!" post. AITA for keeping my parents to their promise to raise my bio child? quote:I got pregnant when I was 16. Stupid, I know.
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# ? May 5, 2021 03:02 |
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pentyne posted:Man I've heard of a lot of excuses from alcoholics but "you're too good of a BF" is a new one. Yeah, aren't all those times when she's not answering the door/phone when she's blacked out? Possibly from anxiety.
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# ? May 5, 2021 03:21 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:A cousin to the legendary "I adopted her unwanted child and now she's refusing to take up parenthood!" post. Delicious schadefreude
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# ? May 5, 2021 03:57 |
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Kenshin posted:So her idiot parents were banking on if they kept the kid around she'd bond with it and start wanting to be mommy, which didn't happen, and now they're realizing their 18 year mistake. Except for the poor kid who has to live with 3 parents who didn't want them.
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# ? May 5, 2021 03:59 |
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ikanreed posted:Except for the poor kid who has to live with 3 parents who didn't want them.
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ikanreed posted:Except for the poor kid who has to live with 3 parents who didn't want them.
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AITA for telling my Step-Brother's Wife That She's Likely The Reason Her Son Is Behind?quote:My stepbrother(Tom) and his wife(Jane) are probably anti-intellectual. Among other things, they simply don't read. They can read, they just don't. My husband, m brother-in-law, my sister, and I are sort of the opposite--3/4 of us are literally professors of literature.
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:15 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my Step-Brother's Wife That She's Likely The Reason Her Son Is Behind? They're an rear end in a top hat and they have a point. It can be both things
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:22 |
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From the last thread, in the pantheon of Disinterested but Meddling dad canon:quote:I never thought that she could turn her back on her own child. I honestly thought she would bond during the pregnancy and would eventually change her mind. Even if she turned down my offer to be in a relationship I never thought she would actually abandon him without a thought and without seeing him or even trying to know his name or sex. She was so drugged up during the birth that I don't even think she knows if he was born before or after midnight. I didn't expect it to go like this to be honest. Relevant, nu?
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# ? May 5, 2021 04:39 |
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Ooh I remember that one! Didn't he keep calling her a deadbeat even though she's been paying 125% child support since birth for some reason?
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quote:She is a deadbeat. Loving the cognitive dissonance that she's some worthless lazy tramp who's giving him too much money for him to qualify for welfare.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Ooh I remember that one! More than that, but yes.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:13 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Ooh I remember that one! IIRC she made clear she didn't want the kid but he browbeat her into having it anyway, then was all offended she didn't transform into his cheerful housewife afterward
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:34 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:I personally believe that the preplanned ketchup sales pitch skit is the best relationships post of all time. *making trumpet noises with my mouth* "THIS IS THE BEST KETCHUP EVER!" was my favorite part of the story.
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HMS Beagle posted:I still want to try that sandwich. it required ingredients that a sandwich shop would not normally carry idk about rolling the dice on that and then having them served to you smeared with peanut butter between two slices of wonderbread
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:49 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:I personally believe that the preplanned ketchup sales pitch skit is the best relationships post of all time. Please tell me someone has the link.
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# ? May 5, 2021 05:57 |
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a new entry in a classic genre I'm (28F) repulsed by my husband (36M) quote:I fold the laundry and I've recently noticed an uptick in skid marked boxer briefs. One pair I could let go, everyone has had more trust in a fart than it deserved at least once, but it's becoming a weekly thing.... He's also put on quite a bit of weight since marriage, and I realize that's incredibly shallow of me to say... He has always been a bigger guy but he has increased his mass by 33% and is now edging dangerously close to 400 lb territory. I've told him that his hygiene is slipping a bit, you need to brush your teeth in the morning and scrub your butt with a wash cloth. I shouldn't smell any musty rear end or cheese when I get down there. He thinks I'm trying to be funny and just joking around, I don't know how to be more blunt. The sheets on the bed look like I snuggle up with a KFC chicken thigh, no amount of bleaching or soaking in dawn can get the greasy feeling out of his half of the bed linens.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:04 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Please tell me someone has the link. AITA for not participating in my friends "scheme" to convince a restaurant to buy his ketchup? quote:My friend, Zoltar (fake name), has been obsessed with ketchup ever since I met him. He is always trying out different recipes to make his own ketchup and getting me and all our friends to try them. Recently he made "his best ketchup yet". I tried it. It wasn't bad. It was ketchup. Now he has decided he is "finally going to break into the ketchup game."
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:20 |
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He may even be wiping properly, if you’re that big the weight can pinch your intestines nearly closed and cause the kind of breakthrough leakage you see in severely constipated people. I knew that fact and now you all have to, too. E: ibntumart posted:AITA for not participating in my friends "scheme" to convince a restaurant to buy his ketchup? You rule, thanks.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:20 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: breakthrough leakage
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:26 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:a new entry in a classic genre I really want to know of this is one of those, religious woman who married young, things. I can't find the post on Google.
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:I really want to know of this is one of those, religious woman who married young, things. I can't find the post on Google. Close but not quite: gamer. quote:That would work in theory but the video games take up the bulk of his time, he's too busy to be intimate with me these days. I feel like a troll that lives on the front porch that only scurries out to cook dinner and do the laundry. https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/n54ydj/im_28f_repulsed_by_my_husband_36m/
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:54 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my Step-Brother's Wife That She's Likely The Reason Her Son Is Behind? I’m the professor of literature who can’t think of a fake name for the kid.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:56 |
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Motronic posted:https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/n54ydj/im_28f_repulsed_by_my_husband_36m/ quote:I've been pretending I have a secret boyfriend. Shaving my legs, curling my hair, wearing the cute clothes and going on hikes.... I'm just too trustworthy I guess and to be frank he's so wrapped up in his games that he probably wouldn't have noticed I left if I didn't say goodbye.
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# ? May 5, 2021 06:56 |
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Bigbootybigfoot47 7 days ago I live in cincinnati, worked in a big production weld shop... The number of dudes that'll spit right on the floor. Come on Keith you know just as well as I do that this job requires us to crawl on the floor. Man up and swallow it or walk your happy rear end over to a spit bottle. from that to nursing school apparently hope she finishes out those life changes and moves out
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Ugly In The Morning posted:breakthrough leakage
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Motronic posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: breakthrough leakage r/relationshps: not the kind of breakthrough you were hoping for in your marriage.
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Tiny Bug Child posted:a new entry in a classic genre From other commenters quote:When his alarm went off the next morning I told him that his poo poo would be on the porch by afternoon, we were over and he wasn’t coming back. He was furious and insisted that “something silly like showering shouldn’t end a relationship and put me out on the streets”. quote:This literally happened to me. He got up to 500lbs. And he smelled horrible. I tried talking, yelling, screaming, bluntness, health facts, and nothing worked. I left him. quote:I went through 7 years with a guy that did sweet F all around the house, my best advice to you is just stop doing poo poo for him. quote:Been there, done that, finally came to my senses, and left. quote:Girl, are you me? F32 in a 13 year long relationship. I read a few of your comments, going back to school and being financially dependent on him as well. My exact situation to a T. I left him quote:I (24F) was in the exact same situation. I did everything for him (29M) and he'd rather just stay on his computer than do stuff with me, and I slowly turned into his mom and maid more than a girlfriend over the years (we were together for 6) quote:I was married for 2 years a few years ago and my ex husband was obsessed with video games. He wouldn’t put effort into sex because he was so consumed by video games. And omg I too have folded so many poo poo stained underwear that belonged too that lazy man. Tbh he would hold in his shits for hours and continue to play his game. Incels: ALL WOMEN ONLY WANT CHAD GYM-RAT gently caress BOYS
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# ? May 5, 2021 10:29 |
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Wear dark underwear like normal people. Badabim-badaboom.
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# ? May 5, 2021 10:45 |
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poop sock
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# ? May 5, 2021 11:01 |
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Are you really "holding it in" if it's leaving marks in your underwear? A question for the ages.
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Armitag3 posted:Wear dark underwear like normal people. Badabim-badaboom. Nah you want something like those hotel lobby/pub carpets or bus seat fabric patterns that hide the grime and stains.
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Antivehicular posted:Are you really "holding it in" if it's leaving marks in your underwear? A question for the ages. Is a dam still holding back a river if it has spillways?
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The hand that feeds must be the most delicious meal. AITA for not supporting my roommate financially for breaking my fast as a 'joke'? quote:english isn't my first language so sorry in advance, also throwaway cause we are friends with my other roommate on my normal account, also english isn't my first language
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Soylent Pudding posted:The hand that feeds must be the most delicious meal. Prank humor without forethought strikes again! Generally old mate would be able to / have to write that day off and fast another day at the end to make up for this lost day. If prankster wanted to make up for it he could do a full day of fasting by way of apology and show intent to understanding how tough it is not to drink or eat for the full day.
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Bug Squash posted:Hold up.
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AITA for asking my husband to wash his hands after he poops?quote:This morning, my husband (31M) pooped, as we all do. He came out of the bathroom after just rinsing his hands with water for about two seconds. I asked him if he'd used soap, he said no. I told him that was gross and he needed to go wash his hands with soap. He said, in an irritated voice, he was about to take our dog on a walk and have to pick up poop anyway, so it didn't matter. I asked if he usually used soap, and he got aggravated and said yes...which I'm not sure I believe at this point, frankly.
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I am always in favour of more hygiene but, uh, how are these people wiping that they end up with poo poo on their hands?
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