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Who will your country/state side with in the coming Amish-Mormon holy war? Who do you want to side with?
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the future Amishland has already annexed this Godless land in preparation for the coming war with the Holy American Empire of the Mormon Nation.
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May 13, 2021 03:05
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will the amish take up modern military technology at least for the war? if so, i'm with them
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May 13, 2021 03:07
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PawParole posted:the future Amishland has already annexed this Godless land in preparation for the coming war with the Holy American Empire of the Mormon Nation. ok i gotta know the story behind this 1
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May 13, 2021 03:08
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please send weapons prophet Nelson, the Amish are forcing us to churn our own butter and live in wooden log houses.
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May 13, 2021 03:08
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Finicums Wake posted:will the amish take up modern military technology at least for the war? if so, i'm with them No, they're pacifists. They live or die from the support of others. Will YOU defend them from the blood thirsty Mormon horde?
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May 13, 2021 03:09
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PawParole posted:please send weapons prophet Nelson, the Amish are forcing us to churn our own butter and live in wooden log houses. That sounds like an upgrade in quality of life for like 70% of Americans though?
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May 13, 2021 03:11
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PawParole posted:No, they're pacifists. well i'm not fighting for the mormon theocrats so yeah
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May 13, 2021 03:21
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PawParole posted:the future Amishland has already annexed this Godless land in preparation for the coming war with the Holy American Empire of the Mormon Nation. goddamn that amish defensive line strong af. imagine facing down a line of amish chariots. those morons underwear wont be white no more
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May 13, 2021 03:22
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The Amish may be pacifists.. but I'm sure I'd have a lot of fun manning a masterfully crafted trebuchet for them.
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May 13, 2021 03:23
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amish are way better cooks I think, I'm with them
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May 13, 2021 03:24
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the ultimate goal of Republicans is to have a hyperwealthy aristocracy which fuedalistically rules over a country filled with god-fearing Science-hating white Christian peasant farmers; Amish maximalism is a cornerstone of their long term strategy
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May 13, 2021 03:33
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The Amish have basically achieved communism I believe.
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May 13, 2021 03:44
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PawParole posted:Who will your country/state side with in the coming Amish-Mormon holy war? Who do you want to side with? tough call, i have ancestors on both sides but i'll have to go with the mormons since they're ok with advanced weapons
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May 13, 2021 03:45
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The Amish make a mean chair and desk
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May 13, 2021 04:05
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Amish Christian anprim vs Mormon ancap'ism ,
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May 13, 2021 04:10
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by 2100 most of the world will be loving dead
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May 13, 2021 04:12
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actually you'll find 100% of people in 2100 will be alive
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May 13, 2021 04:18
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Homeless Friend posted:actually you'll find 100% of people in 2100 will be alive  true, no one will be alive to die in 2100
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May 13, 2021 04:38
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despite the amish being a hive of abuse and cruelty, they are still better than mormons. but on the other hand, the amish aren't down with anime so i'd probably have to go with the mormons.
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May 13, 2021 05:00
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Are Amish Anabaptists? If so I’m with them. We’ll bust some Calvinist knees along the way.
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May 13, 2021 05:10
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Homeless Friend posted:actually you'll find 100% of people in 2100 will be alive Wow, way to unperson the undead. smh V: Fundamentalist Mormons 100% are, not sure about regular Mormons but just judging from the Duggars I doubt it's great there either Random Asshole has issued a correction as of 06:15 on May 13, 2021 |
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May 13, 2021 05:48
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aren’t the Amish all rapists? there are a lot of Mormon rapists too but it’s seriously like ALL Amish are rapists anyway by 2100 inshallah this demon cracker nation will be only a dark chapter in the history books
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May 13, 2021 06:08
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:aren’t the Amish all rapists? not Amish but there’s an island in the Caribbean (I think) that was populated by a mutiny of British sailors and in the last twenty years basically the entirety of the adult male population was indicted on child molestation (it was a fairly small population) isolation breeds kooks and sociopaths
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May 13, 2021 06:36
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Can the Amish count on the support of their Mennonite and Hutterite cousins in the coming war?
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May 13, 2021 07:09
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Crusty Nutsack posted:amish are way better cooks I think, I'm with them carpenters too
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May 13, 2021 07:11
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Dr. Killjoy posted:not Amish but there’s an island in the Caribbean (I think) that was populated by a mutiny of British sailors and in the last twenty years basically the entirety of the adult male population was indicted on child molestation (it was a fairly small population) you are thinking of the pitcairn islands i tihnk. micronesia area.
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May 13, 2021 07:12
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the british rape isles. no the other ones.
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May 13, 2021 07:12
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mormon women very sexy i take them very simple. next please
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May 13, 2021 07:13
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Muscle Wizard posted:the british rape isles. no the other ones.
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May 13, 2021 08:14
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Tupperware economy or honeybee economy
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May 13, 2021 08:14
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are the Amish a nation in the Marxist sense Do the Amish deserve self-determination
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May 13, 2021 12:50
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lets wargame this out w a reskin of the classic boardgame, web & starship instead of gwynhyfarr, pereen, and human, we go w mormon, amish, and human
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May 14, 2021 15:16
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Smythe posted:mormon women very sexy i take them very simple. next please Good thing about Mormon wives is you don't have to pick just one 
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May 14, 2021 15:19
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Good thing about Mormon wives is you don't have to pick just one that is the same woman as seen in four exceedingly unkind funhouse mirrors
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May 14, 2021 15:21
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why are they wearing socks outside. loving freaks
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May 14, 2021 17:05
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Good thing about Mormon wives is you don't have to pick just one Who needs 47 virgins in death when you can have all the dumpy white women in life?
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May 15, 2021 07:21
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its gonna be the mormons sorry
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May 18, 2021 03:05
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The Mormons are completely reliant on the rest of the united states to survive. Check out the food maps and notice that Mormons live in the exact area where food isn't farmed. https://www.vox.com/a/explain-food-america  That is why Mormons are able to grow, nobody wants that land (Redaction - Native Americans who lived there first would gladly take it back) If the Mormons can't turn the Amish into slaves in 20 years or at least take over land that can be farmed, they will lose. On the flip side, the Amish are a bit inbreed and very pacifist, soooooo I rather be the barbarian hordes that raid the gently caress outta of both of them.
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May 18, 2021 03:46
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I'm in Canada and we have Mennonites instead of the Amish, so I guess I'll get an adult baptism and slam a 15 passenger van packed with fertilizer into a Mormon checkpoint, yeah
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