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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
If I see one more Google Fi commercial I'm going to throw my cat through the TV*, holy poo poo.

*not really, I love you Jones

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rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003
Today's Pearls Before Swine comic strip was a good one. Pig got the 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle stuck in everyone's head.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE7afjkpHGQ

NNNNNNGH

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

This is….really bad.

It’s Drivetime level bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ruTh0PW_M

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

:lol:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I've seen the new McDonald's commercial with the teens on a date several times now and I still can't figure out what the girl mumbles

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
This is violence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfpaRpppOwg

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Why is this hosed up grill brush beard with janky teeth smugging at me so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgvnpoqdfY

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Fabulousity posted:

Why is this hosed up grill brush beard with janky teeth smugging at me so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgvnpoqdfY

You don’t know Martin Starr? He’s a very good, talented comedy actor?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


vyst
Aug 25, 2009



He’s excellent in Silicon Valley and party down, among other stuff

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Maybe when I die I can watch the second season of Freaks and Geeks that was made in a different, better universe.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Fabulousity posted:

Why is this hosed up grill brush beard with janky teeth smugging at me so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgvnpoqdfY

Don't you talk about my husband that way :mad:

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Alright, sorry. I was not familiar with the guy but the commercials are still bad but just in a sort of boring pedestrian way.

Let's all remember the base reason why this thread is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

Or was it the Folgers incest ad or the Sunsetters thing? Wait it's 2021? Whoa, whoa, who was president?

Remember Sears will be here to back it up!

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jun 4, 2021

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Sandwolf posted:

You dont know Martin Starr? Hes a very good, talented comedy actor?

huh, I didn't recognize him without the long hair.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Fabulousity posted:

Let's all remember the base reason why this thread is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

The thread back in the mid-2000s where someone brought up memories of this ad and everyone who spent a summer at home in the '90s realized that it was nowhere to be found anywhere on the internet, resulting in a coordinated scramble to search through old VHS tapes to find it, is one of my all-time favorite forum memories.

Now you can find it with a simple youtube search, but kids today don't know the struggle... :corsair:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
We haven't had a Sears for years around here but we just used Sears Appliance Repair for our fridge last week.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.

raditts posted:

The thread back in the mid-2000s where someone brought up memories of this ad and everyone who spent a summer at home in the '90s realized that it was nowhere to be found anywhere on the internet, resulting in a coordinated scramble to search through old VHS tapes to find it, is one of my all-time favorite forum memories.

Now you can find it with a simple youtube search, but kids today don't know the struggle... :corsair:

ok grandpa, im going to go watch super hornio brothers

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5PNR9nN32U

I guess Nick Offerman was too expensive?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmoaE0HApFw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Gonz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmoaE0HApFw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

That surprisingly wasn't a terrible commercial. And the behind the scenes stuff in the credits was actually amusing

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
I'm not sure I hate these Ric Flair CarSense moreso that I know he's already spent every penny.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I'm not sure I hate these Ric Flair CarSense moreso that I know he's already spent every penny.

Ric probably sees mayyyyyybe 10% of those checks after paying alimony to his zillion ex wives.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I would never drink cheap vodka infused with fake berry chemical juice, but I must admit I'm attracted to the girl with the rat mullet in this commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ_y86NvDX0

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Hello 1992

rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003
I'm getting tired of the guilt-tripping begging-for-money charity ads that I usually see on Game Show Network. I've got to the point where I sometimes make snarky remarks back to the TV.

"For only $10 a month, you can help us ruin God's plan for these kids."

Kwatz
Aug 14, 2008

I cannot stand the Slot-O-Mania ad with John Goodman as a thumb. He looks greasier and more stung out as a thumb than ever and it’s just terrible. I have no idea how that app works, other than to assume that its loving terrible and something like candy crush which just plods along convincing people to spend $1.99 from time to time. Please never show John Goodman as a thumb ever again.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Kwatz posted:

I cannot stand the Slot-O-Mania ad with John Goodman as a thumb. He looks greasier and more stung out as a thumb than ever and it’s just terrible. I have no idea how that app works, other than to assume that its loving terrible and something like candy crush which just plods along convincing people to spend $1.99 from time to time. Please never show John Goodman as a thumb ever again.

Also, it sounds like he's saying slut-o-mania.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
TV ads for these fly-by-night internet casinos has exploded since covid hit for obvious reasons.

I've always wonder how they profit off of them though since every commercial clearly states at the bottom *not for real money* *this is not a gambling website*

I'm assuming it is a case where once you sign up and start playing that all the games have skewed payout rates, then you'll soon get an email saying "Oh hey, wouldn't it be great if that was real money you were winning? Well then head over to our other site which we can't legally advertise on regulated television stations!"

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

I always thought you just paid money to get fake tokens to gamble with. Like video game microtransactions but even worse.

Kwatz
Aug 14, 2008

Kibayasu posted:

I always thought you just paid money to get fake tokens to gamble with. Like video game microtransactions but even worse.

I’m pretty sure it’s this. There are tons of games where the only point is to farm digital tchotchkes.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
"Take a piece of chocolate if you love sharing."

No, gently caress you and your chocolate. Let the children starve. GOD.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



YeahTubaMike posted:

"Take a piece of chocolate if you love sharing."

No, gently caress you and your chocolate. Let the children starve. GOD.

I like to pretend the kid offered it to the other one then tricked them and ate it anyway

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
There's a commercial out for SeatGeek where some dude's buttocks are talking and it's very unsettling. Kudos to whatever ad agency for making me remember the brand I guess.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Nick Jr. Face posted:

There's a commercial out for SeatGeek where some dude's buttocks are talking

Is it like Ace Ventura,”Lemme ‘rear end’ you a question?” Or is it a full on CGI animated talking butt? I am intrigued, so I offer my Kudos to the ad agency as well.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
There's a commercial for a diabetes drug that features a gymnast and her father. But in the fine print at the bottom of the ad it says that this is a paid promotion and her father is NOT on the drug they are selling. What utter bullshit.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
That Popeye's commercial where the people bite into the sandwich and immediately go "OH MY GOOOOD" is driving me loving insane

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Dangerous Person posted:

That Popeye's commercial where the people bite into the sandwich and immediately go "OH MY GOOOOD" is driving me loving insane

All these bug me because it's a constant reminder that there's people out there getting millions of views on 60 second videos of them eating a big mac and going MMMMMMMMMM!


:corsair:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

DerekSmartymans posted:

Is it like Ace Ventura,”Lemme ‘rear end’ you a question?” Or is it a full on CGI animated talking butt? I am intrigued, so I offer my Kudos to the ad agency as well.
Basically his butt is talking by alternating movements of each cheek, if that makes sense. I'd post the video but I can't find it on YouTube.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
"in the sunshine" WEEEEEEOOOOOEEEEOOOEEOOHH

:suicide:

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