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from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:20 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:05 |
BrutalistMcDonalds posted:from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted I could not even begin to guess what that structure is
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:26 |
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well it looks like the pic was taken from a U-2 spy plane https://twitter.com/TheProjectUnity/status/1409101507895644161 BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 15:30 on Jun 27, 2021 |
# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:26 |
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Imagine being a U2 pilot and seeing that at 70k feet.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:29 |
It looks like a bad guy ship It's too angular Good guy ships are always round
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:30 |
Just when I think I'm out they pull me right back in
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:31 |
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whatever that thing is, its extremely turned on by what it sees. god speed, spy plane.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:36 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted that thing looks fast and maneuverable as all gently caress
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:39 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted yikes maybe the evangelicals in the air force were right about covering it all up because of demons and hell gates and poo poo
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:40 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted nah, def fake. bottom left, like, quadrant of this picture is the source
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:43 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:nah, def fake. bottom left, like, quadrant of this picture is the source
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:43 |
Boo But I am okay with that I don't want to deal with spikey plane aliens
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:44 |
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oh well looks like we all got trolled. sorry everyone but that's okay because i'm sure the aliens will be arriving any minute
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:44 |
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it's so annoying that they won't just release the pics and vids and just blur out classified poo poo or whatever institutions make everyone so cagey and lame
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:47 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted Further post within the Reddit thread indicates that it is fake---a manipulation of this photo: Note the same cloud structure and cockpit rivets on the left hand side of cockpit.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:51 |
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Lenny Nero posted:Further post within the Reddit thread shows that it is fake due to it be a manipulation of this photo:
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:52 |
Lenny Nero posted:Further post within the Reddit thread indicates that it is fake---a manipulation of this photo: That's fake but if you look closely at this See it seems to be the same image as the one with the UFO
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 15:54 |
rep andre carlson said what he saw "appears to defy our understanding of physics" and mentioned releasing things in public hearings to "quell their thirst for this wonderful phenomena that we've been talking about and movies have been made about for the past 7 or 8 decades" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKG7V6Pcc0Y
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 16:15 |
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classified hearings are on Tuesday 6/29
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 16:22 |
carlson is a time traveler who used a ftl drive to deliver this news to the past
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 16:25 |
PawParole posted:classified hearings are on Tuesday 6/29 Did they only get preliminary summaries so far?
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 16:26 |
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Source4Leko posted:Imagine being a U2 pilot and seeing that at 70k feet. i'd rather not, bono seems like he'd be insufferable as a passenger
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 17:51 |
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identify THIS object *gestures at butthole*
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 17:51 |
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Dolphin posted:identify THIS object It appears to be a butthole. drat I'm good at this.. Show me the "unidentified" objects government
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:03 |
https://earthsky.org/human-world/us-intelligence-report-140-unexplained-ufos-no-aliens/
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:18 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:25 |
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the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:29 |
Asproigerosis posted:the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food. lots of smart phones, not many smart mods
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:56 |
*tries to film a far away moving light at night with a lovely camera* why isnt this proof of aliens? checkmate ufoailuires
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:58 |
Asproigerosis posted:the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food. hey there, a little advice, stick to posting whiny complaints about doctors and leave the real stuff to the big boys
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:58 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:That's fake but if you look closely at this jesus christ thats the most clear image of a ufo ive seen. you can clearly see a vaguely bird shaped object with what appears like 4 engines. and then to its starboard side, a pigeonlike object
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:58 |
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re: demons, there are tons of trad caths on twitter who swarm the mentions of any ufo news to try and convince people that they're demons
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:01 |
Asproigerosis posted:the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:08 |
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Bullfrog posted:re: demons, there are tons of trad caths on twitter who swarm the mentions of any ufo news to try and convince people that they're demons So you're saying Biden won't be declassifying the demon files?
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:09 |
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psh who cares if it's demons anyway? you just gotta make sure they don't trick you. you can defeat them with like, holy water and crosses and exorcisms and stuff. they're a known entity, who knows what kinda hosed up poo poo aliens can do
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:12 |
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BeefThief posted:So you're saying Biden won't be declassifying the demon files? but Joe... you are the demons
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:13 |
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Wheeee posted:Julie 2 wouldn't approve of such rudeness, so instead: You are easy to offend.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:16 |
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July aitee
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:18 |
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:July aitee
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:21 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:05 |
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Asproigerosis posted:the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.
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# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:25 |