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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted



I could not even begin to guess what that structure is

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
well it looks like the pic was taken from a U-2 spy plane

https://twitter.com/TheProjectUnity/status/1409101507895644161

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 15:30 on Jun 27, 2021

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Imagine being a U2 pilot and seeing that at 70k feet.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

It looks like a bad guy ship
It's too angular

Good guy ships are always round

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Just when I think I'm out they pull me right back in

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

whatever that thing is, its extremely turned on by what it sees. god speed, spy plane.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted


ah yeah that's the good stuff

that thing looks fast and maneuverable as all gently caress

thats not candy
Mar 10, 2010

Hell Gem

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted



yikes maybe the evangelicals in the air force were right about covering it all up because of demons and hell gates and poo poo

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted



nah, def fake. bottom left, like, quadrant of this picture is the source

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

nah, def fake. bottom left, like, quadrant of this picture is the source


dang

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Boo
But I am okay with that

I don't want to deal with spikey plane aliens

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
oh well looks like we all got trolled. sorry everyone

but that's okay because i'm sure the aliens will be arriving any minute

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's so annoying that they won't just release the pics and vids and just blur out classified poo poo or whatever

institutions make everyone so cagey and lame

Lenny Nero
Apr 14, 2007

I'm the magic man...The Santa Claus of the subconscious

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

from r/ufo. allegedly a pic from the classified briefing. user account deleted



Further post within the Reddit thread indicates that it is fake---a manipulation of this photo:

Note the same cloud structure and cockpit rivets on the left hand side of cockpit.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lenny Nero posted:

Further post within the Reddit thread shows that it is fake due to it be a manipulation of this photo:

Note the same cloud structure and cockpit rivets on the left hand side of cockpit.
no way

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Lenny Nero posted:

Further post within the Reddit thread indicates that it is fake---a manipulation of this photo:

Note the same cloud structure and cockpit rivets on the left hand side of cockpit.

That's fake but if you look closely at this


See it seems to be the same image as the one with the UFO

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

rep andre carlson said what he saw "appears to defy our understanding of physics" and mentioned releasing things in public hearings to "quell their thirst for this wonderful phenomena that we've been talking about and movies have been made about for the past 7 or 8 decades"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKG7V6Pcc0Y

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

classified hearings are on Tuesday 6/29

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

carlson is a time traveler who used a ftl drive to deliver this news to the past :tinfoil:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

PawParole posted:

classified hearings are on Tuesday 6/29

Did they only get preliminary summaries so far?

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

Source4Leko posted:

Imagine being a U2 pilot and seeing that at 70k feet.

i'd rather not, bono seems like he'd be insufferable as a passenger

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
identify THIS object

*gestures at butthole*

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Dolphin posted:

identify THIS object

*gestures at butthole*

It appears to be a butthole.


drat I'm good at this..

Show me the "unidentified" objects government

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


https://earthsky.org/human-world/us-intelligence-report-140-unexplained-ufos-no-aliens/

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Asproigerosis posted:

the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.

lots of smart phones, not many smart mods

:sad:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


*tries to film a far away moving light at night with a lovely camera*

why isnt this proof of aliens? checkmate ufoailuires :smugdon:

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Asproigerosis posted:

the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.

hey there, a little advice, stick to posting whiny complaints about doctors and leave the real stuff to the big boys

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

That's fake but if you look closely at this


jesus christ thats the most clear image of a ufo ive seen. you can clearly see a vaguely bird shaped object with what appears like 4 engines. and then to its starboard side, a pigeonlike object

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

re: demons, there are tons of trad caths on twitter who swarm the mentions of any ufo news to try and convince people that they're demons

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Asproigerosis posted:

the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Bullfrog posted:

re: demons, there are tons of trad caths on twitter who swarm the mentions of any ufo news to try and convince people that they're demons

So you're saying Biden won't be declassifying the demon files?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


psh who cares if it's demons anyway? you just gotta make sure they don't trick you. you can defeat them with like, holy water and crosses and exorcisms and stuff. they're a known entity, who knows what kinda hosed up poo poo aliens can do

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

BeefThief posted:

So you're saying Biden won't be declassifying the demon files?

but Joe... you are the demons

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

Wheeee posted:

Julie 2 wouldn't approve of such rudeness, so instead:

Concerning both the report and the posts in this thread, please read better.


You are easy to offend.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


July aitee

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Asproigerosis posted:

the obvious evidence we haven't been visited by aliens is that despite ubiquitous smart phones there still isn't a single concrete video/picture. I'll be sorting this topic to the gas zone once I get back from picking up my chinese food.
they're not necessarily easy to photograph and might pop in and out too quickly to get good footage, something that's constantly filming like a dashcam or jet mounted camera is more likely to pick up unlikely shots than a cell phone but then the quality is lower

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