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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers
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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

crispix posted:

oooh boy cheekay girls

oooh girls cheekhay bohys

Touch my sex arse, this is life.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
loving

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
 Italy scored yessss cmon!

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




 I do sorta want uk to lose because it'll be funny but I also want us to win. I'm conflicted

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Gasmask posted:

right now italy score and then england score again to win and all my bets will come in
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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Gasmask posted:

right now italy score and then england score again to win and all my bets will come in

:sickos:

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
In happy for gas mask to get what they want

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Let whoever has the more believable dives just inside the penalty box win.

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Sunswipe posted:

Did you reply to the wrong post?

No

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I mean it was 'a' wrong post

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 italy plan to kick england to death

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

italy plan to kick england to death

Good

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Moola posted:

Good

What a ridiculous post, made by a moron lol. Just lol

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


 i wonder how many things will get broken if england lose

and how many of the same things will get broken if england win

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Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

 football is drunkenly stumbling somewhere

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I'm breaking everything irregardless

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I'm breaking everything irregardless

Good

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



 did it cum home?

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It's doing the loving paperwork just relax

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

 more time for som fackin goals

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




 It seems weird we're not putting non-tired players onto the pitch but I'm not a football genius

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 stadium full of insanely tense drunks

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

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The best ones I guess are already playing. Only take off s guy if he's maybe dead

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

stadium thread full of insanely tense drunks
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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he

Ratjaculation posted:

did it cum home?

it attempted a crossing by boat but did not anticipate meeting Priti Patel with the big rocket launcher from commando

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Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Italy scored just after I'd put the wine back in the fridge in an attempt to drink responsibly; I consider it my patriotic duty to recommence drinking in extra time.

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


 the ratty's off

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

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Ratty off

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Vitamins posted:

i wonder how many things will get broken if england lose

and how many of the same things will get broken if england win

2011 scale riots, at least

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
 i keep forgetting that bookies are cunts and most of the bets are only for 90 minutes

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Who will spot the bats

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Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


 Rip 'The Ratty'

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Party Boat posted:

the ratty's off

wondered what that smell was

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he

Gasmask posted:

i keep forgetting that bookies are cunts and most of the bets are only for 90 minutes

lmao owned

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It's kinda like eBay. Don't bid too early

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




 I've been watching the football for like 2 weeks now and not seen graelish do anything good or special, but the commentators keep talking about him as if he's the jesus of football

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
 hello i'd like to bet on england to win please

certainly one bet for england to win in normal time only hehe

what

what

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

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He's a dumbass

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oh no computer
May 27, 2003

hemale in pain posted:

I've been watching the football for like 2 weeks now and not seen graelish do anything good or special, but the commentators keep talking about him as if he's the jesus of football
They go on and on about how he's good at "drawing fouls" and keep mentioning the stat that he's the most fouled player in the premier League (for two years running!) which seems to be code for "he's good at falling over"

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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ-LQU

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