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yeah hi I went to go catch a flyball but I fell and my pants fell down and the whole crowd can see my rear end. Can you send someone here to give me $.50 for the bubble toy machine because I’m really trying to get one of those rubber finger goblins with wacky arms? |
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nm, what is your emergency with you?
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Hi yes I ordered a KFC Famous Bowl™️ with the gravy on the side and no cheese and they put extra gravy and extra cheese on it and I had to eat it anyway, and UberEATS won't give me a refund for the special instructions so I would like to report both a grievous bodily injury and burglary of a safe. What? Sure. I'll hold. |
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shawty fire burning on the dance floor |
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Jul 30, 2021 00:07
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cruft posted:shawty fire burning on the dance floor
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Jul 30, 2021 00:16
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Hello, please send a police car as this fruit flavoured gum does not taste like any fruit at all, they need to be prosecuted! I've called the company and they're not taking responsibility so I've decided to tell anyone within earshot. Please send an ambulance too as I've been punched in the face thirty-seven times, and another police car as I've been verbally harassed eighty-three times by other people. While I'm waiting I'll be explaining to people why this spearmint gum doesn't taste like actual spearmint. |
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Jul 30, 2021 00:32
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bill stickers is innocent.
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Jul 30, 2021 01:37
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It wasn't love; it was a perfect illusion... ...but not so perfect that I couldn't find out. Please send me a more perfect illusion. One with unicorns.
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Jul 30, 2021 01:50
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Aww! no, you hang up this line is only for emergencies. |
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Jul 30, 2021 20:41
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My penis is stuck in a vacuum again. Yeah yeah, send the normal crew.
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Jul 30, 2021 20:50
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911, congratulations, you're today's 69th caller, which means... that's right... you've got yourself a pair of tickets to see Uncle Kracker LIIIIVE at the Buppie's Bar & Grill this FRIIIIIII-DAYYYYYY *air horn sound* Thanks a ton 911, you have a rockin good time courtesy of.... gently caress DOG AND THE HOUNNNNND IN THE MOOOOOOORNING *bomp bomp-- ohhh yeahhh* that's right, here at Rock 109.9, do don't touch that dial we've got EVERCLEAR comin up for ya with a RUSH HOUR MEGABLOCK to get all you pups and big dawgs out there to work... gently caress Dog style *exaggerated moaning sound effect* *air horn sound*
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Jul 30, 2021 21:27
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nobody is answering my calls for 3 years i was wondering if you could send a wellness checkup on everyone |
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Jul 31, 2021 00:40
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How Wonderful! posted:911, congratulations, you're today's 69th caller, which means... that's right... you've got yourself a pair of tickets to see Uncle Kracker LIIIIVE at the Buppie's Bar & Grill this FRIIIIIII-DAYYYYYY *air horn sound*
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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911 what's your emergency. okay so is your new girlfriends friend is someone you... okay, so you did. and you're being introduced as if... okay i understand. i'm sending a firetruck to your location right now, do you have a lighter in your... good. i'd recommend the mens room waste paper basket. stay on the line. you're going to be okay.
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Jul 31, 2021 01:36
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Khanstant posted:nobody is answering my calls for 3 years i was wondering if you could send a wellness checkup on everyone |
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Jul 31, 2021 08:39
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Sorry wrong number I was trying to get 311 |
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Jul 31, 2021 08:40
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Jaguars! posted:Sorry wrong number I was trying to get 311 I can't seem to "come original"! |
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me: Hello 311, there's been a beautiful disaster 311: Hold tight, We're sending Chad Sexton to rescue you |
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Jul 31, 2021 11:03
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How Wonderful! posted:911, congratulations, you're today's 69th caller, which means... that's right... you've got yourself a pair of tickets to see Uncle Kracker LIIIIVE at the Buppie's Bar & Grill this FRIIIIIII-DAYYYYYY *air horn sound* |
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911 i just saw the green knight, and it was really good but also I am not sure i totally "got" it and thats making me feel kinda dumb, can you tell me what was up with the fox? |
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Hi yes I'm stuck on one of the bosses in Streets of Rage 2 can you send over someone to be pad 2 please and help me out? They have to be good at the game and they have to be ok with me stealing their extras lives if I lose all of mine |
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