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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Modern fig cultivars don't have wasps. And yet, they are still fulla bugs. They are truly inescapable.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Scarodactyl posted:

If you get a fig dtraight off the tree that's just a little overripe you will find fruit fly maggots in it. So presumably the ripe ones still have eggs.
But whatever, that's just a part of eating fruit. It does make me wonder about the viability of true veganism though.

Use this helpful guide to pick the perfect fig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-TrY7GjdFY&hd=1

I don't know if I need to :nws: that, since it's literally just a guy picking and eating a fig, but...ummm... be warned.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





:yum:

uber_stoat posted:

figs have little wasps that are born from eggs injected inside the fig and don't really have a life outside of it. they only exist to gently caress the lady wasp and then they drop dead.

"it's cool!" -God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql5_q_33wqY

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Scarodactyl posted:

Modern fig cultivars don't have wasps. And yet, they are still fulla bugs. They are truly inescapable.

that's just Big Newton trying to trick you.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://i.imgur.com/GpMvqd0.mp4

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


The clean white carpet :ohdear:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HQVrBpt.mp4

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Onionade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3tIyWthq4

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

"It's alive... IT'S, ALIIIVE!!" :science:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Shh, that's the secret ingredient to pesca a la galvani.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Whats wrong? You dont like a little char?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


100% have and would again.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

gschmidl posted:

100% have and would again.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


That reminds me of that Freaky Eaters where the lady only eats burnt sausages. Much like the cheesy potatoes lady, my reaction upon seeing it was mostly... drat, that sounds good right about now. I could go for some backyard grilled dogs and burgers with a nice char on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUcXFrP9dA

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Meatsink technology has definitely improved in recent years.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dewgy posted:

Meatsink

Thermal Pâté

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



I've had fish this fresh before and it's worth being unsettled by it flopping around and trying to escape while cooking.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
if you ever wonder why ppl from the inland parts of the midwest don't like fish, well, enjoy this picture

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Aardvark! posted:

if you ever wonder why ppl from the inland parts of the midwest don't like fish, well, enjoy this picture



I suddenly understand why Wimpy's is still in business. It's mediocre anywhere else, but out there, it's the Ritz Carlton of fish and chips.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Aardvark! posted:

if you ever wonder why ppl from the inland parts of the midwest don't like fish, well, enjoy this picture



I'm the wilted hot lettuce and wrinkly tomato.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm the single tiny hushpuppy dingleberry

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
just resign yourself to your fate and eat frozen fishsticks.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what a sad fate for a creature of the waves though. its soul will never flow back down to the sea.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Aardvark! posted:

if you ever wonder why ppl from the inland parts of the midwest don't like fish, well, enjoy this picture



That's just the Nordic heritage.

Most of the Nordic countries used to just boil everything until it was halfway to mush.

Basically making fish soup and then throwing away the soup and leaving only the fish.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Grand Fromage posted:

I've had fish this fresh before and it's worth being unsettled by it flopping around and trying to escape while cooking.
I caught & ate an eel a month or so back & let me tell you the little fella did not play along nicely with being filleted

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Borrovan posted:

I caught & ate an eel a month or so back & let me tell you the little fella did not play along nicely with being filleted

There's a freshwater eel thing in Korea where they just chop the fucker up and toss it into some foil on a grill like 30 seconds later and you spend the next ten minutes putting pieces back in as they flop away from the fire.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZx4LWZJnq8

My girlfriend makes fun of me for watching "videos of people eating" but I enjoy this channel a lot.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZx4LWZJnq8

My girlfriend makes fun of me for watching "videos of people eating" but I enjoy this channel a lot.

I like the ones where they 'taste' various kinds of booze and proceed to get more and more wasted

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Apr 8, 2004


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Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZx4LWZJnq8

My girlfriend makes fun of me for watching "videos of people eating" but I enjoy this channel a lot.

The Krispy Kreme episode is great.

I’ve had the Buffalo wing soda. It was god awful.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Borrovan posted:

I caught & ate an eel a month or so back & let me tell you the little fella did not play along nicely with being filleted

Don't eat eels they're going extinct

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Butterfly Valley posted:

Don't eat eels they're going extinct
A new Japanese restaurant by me bills itself as serving only sustainable seafood (and everything else?). They serve some kind of tarted-up catfish in place of eel. I like both catfish and eel and am curious to see/taste how well it works.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Catfish kabayaki is pretty good, that's what I do at home. It's not fatty enough to really replace unagi but it's still tasty. https://www.justonecookbook.com/catfish-kabayaki/

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZx4LWZJnq8

My girlfriend makes fun of me for watching "videos of people eating" but I enjoy this channel a lot.

And now to find out what the French might think about different sodas. I'm sure I'll glean a lot about the French culture from their surprise at the chicken-flavoured soda. That's just how the people of France are, I will rightfully assume.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Paladinus posted:

And now to find out what the French might think about different sodas. I'm sure I'll glean a lot about the French culture from their surprise at the chicken-flavoured soda. That's just how the people of France are, I will rightfully assume.

Their surprise at the chicken soda is actually quite understated

They just poulet face

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Aardvark! posted:

if you ever wonder why ppl from the inland parts of the midwest don't like fish, well, enjoy this picture



NO

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Aardvark! posted:

if you ever wonder why ppl from the inland parts of the midwest don't like fish, well, enjoy this picture



I'm the specks of probably decade old pepper, and also the container of "Churn Spread."

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Brawnfire posted:

Their surprise at the chicken soda is actually quite understated

They just poulet face
goddammit

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

"Thanks for calling Joe's, where if the fish were any fr--"

"TOO FRESH! TOO FRESH!"

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