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I'm happy the 90s as gently caress neon lights are there to let us know how cool this club is.
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This is as good as time as any to bring up how they put an enormous Holli Would on the Hollywood sign as part of the advertising campaign.  I have no idea if some producers thought that this would actually be big, or if they were just fantastically desperate. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Aug 23, 2021 |
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:40% of this film's budget went on painstakingly crafted rotoscopes of kim basinger I could believe it. Are they noids as in "humanoids" or are they noids as in "nerds" with a cartoonish over-accent? Is Brad Pitt haunted by the contents of a brown paper bag he bought at an anime fair in 1990?
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goatface posted:Are they noids as in "humanoids" or are they noids as in "nerds" with a cartoonish over-accent? The former, I think. But if I am wrong, then gently caress, because that it literally the one thing in this dumb movie that makes any sense to me.
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Aug 23, 2021 12:56
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There's something of a character design point that always bothered me about Holli - she isn't sexy. She has an old auntie hairdo, she's wearing plain white, and she dances in frantic aerobics flailings. The still pencil drawings on Jack's worktable are more appealing than the animated version.
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Mr.Chill posted:There's something of a character design point that always bothered me about Holli - she isn't sexy. She has an old auntie hairdo, she's wearing plain white, and she dances in frantic aerobics flailings. The still pencil drawings on Jack's worktable are more appealing than the animated version. boob
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Mr.Chill posted:There's something of a character design point that always bothered me about Holli - she isn't sexy. She has an old auntie hairdo, she's wearing plain white, and she dances in frantic aerobics flailings. The still pencil drawings on Jack's worktable are more appealing than the animated version. The bunny suit is doing some heavy lifting but yeah she is a pretty mediocre waifu. We've come so far since those days.
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Meme Poker Party posted:The bunny suit is doing some heavy lifting I'll say!
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Is Brad Pitt the protagonist or the other guy? No one seems to be actually moving the story along and I don't know why anyone is doing anything. You have just described every single Ralph Bakshi film. Also, I just looked it up and HOLY poo poo he's still alive! Edit: His last project was a short in 2016 called The Last Days of Coney Island, funded by Kickstarter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri4iphUqShM Stryder fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Aug 23, 2021 |
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Aug 23, 2021 16:32
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Stryder posted:You have just described every single Ralph Bakshi film. Also, I just looked it up and HOLY poo poo he's still alive! I just skipped to a random spot in that and it was a stampede of scribbly, nekkid bbws trampling across the screen lol
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brad pitt came home to his beautiful cartoon house and his beautiful cartoon girlfriend, drying her cartoon hair at the sink. "hey, sexy!" he said.  "mm, it's the man with the badge," purred lonette.  "in the flesh!" said brad pitt as he pretended to touch her hair.  he went over to the window and gazed out moodily into the night. lonette snuck up and grasped him from behind.   she felt him resisting her affections.  was holli would the problem here?  yes, she was. lonette declared holli a "sleazy cow" and kissed brad pitt on the lips   but he pushed her away.    lonette asked him why.  "because we can never finish it, lonette, y'know? it's frustrating!" brad pitt cried, ineloquent in his anguish.  "i'm like a plug without a socket, y'know?"  lonette asked him if he'd ever done it in the real world, and if he'd ever thought about going back there so he could. "no," said brad pitt.  "baby, you and me, i couldn't have that in the real world. i can't live without you! but i can't be with you, y'know? what d'ya do? what d'ya do?"  as he lamented, lonette sat slowly blobbing from side to side like a lava lamp  suddenly she sprang to her feet and began to strip.   brad pitt could not resist   but just as he started toward her, at the worst possible moment,  brad pitt agonised for a second about what to do next.  throwing off all shame and decorum, he strode over to lonette and pawed at her cleavage like a wild beast as nails watched in horror.   lonette pretended she could feel his touch, but they both knew that she was faking it.   suddenly racked by emotion, brad pitt withdrew from lonette and swept out of the apartment without another word to her.  nails tried to start on about some bullshit; brad pitt told him to shuddup.  left alone, lonette breasted longingly. 
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Aug 24, 2021 11:08
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My exact visage reading this thread To be clear, I will continue to read the tale of cool world
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Aug 24, 2021 12:05
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Can he not even get a handy?
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Aug 24, 2021 12:08
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Why can’t humans and cartoons gently caress? Has that been established?
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Aug 24, 2021 12:33
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Why can’t humans and cartoons gently caress? Has that been established? yes I too would like to know this
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Aug 24, 2021 12:35
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Don't diddle the doodles, you noodles!
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Aug 24, 2021 12:51
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it makes all the cels sticky and doesn't animate properly. have none of u guys made professional cartoons before?
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Aug 24, 2021 12:54
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He should ram that guy's pen up his urethra and squirt himself full of ink so he only shoots cartoon sperm.
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Aug 24, 2021 13:51
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Is mouth stuff okay? Mutual masturbation? What's definitely not cool about this world is the lack of clarity on this subject.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Is mouth stuff okay? Mutual masturbation? feeling like if Bakshi got the R rating he wanted there would be more than enough elucidation on the subject
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Aug 24, 2021 14:39
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Why can’t humans and cartoons gently caress? Has that been established? Because it’s illegal, immoral, and unnatural!
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Why can’t humans and cartoons gently caress? Has that been established? Ever cartoon has AIDS for humans, and every human has AIDS for cartoons. If they mingle their pingles they'll both get AIDS
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Aug 24, 2021 14:52
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He should let her pos his neg hole.
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Aug 24, 2021 15:29
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For a place called the Cool World these folks sure aren't very chill.
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there is literally nowhere else for the movie to go besides in circles around "humans can't gently caress doodles" and actually moving on to "oops some idiot actually hosed a doodle, crisis!" no other 'plot' threads exist it's ridiculous that it is taking this long to get to the second part. the trailer already kind of gave it away that it's gonna happen
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Aug 24, 2021 16:34
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Lol that Lonette was very obviously designed with the intent of having Jennifer Tilly play her but they couldn't pull it
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Aug 24, 2021 16:42
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When are they gonna get to the doodle loving factory! /cries
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This movie sucked but I enjoyed parts of it. You think it haunts Brad Pitt?
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Shinjobi posted:This movie sucked but I enjoyed parts of it. Being in the movie? Nah, any actor with a career of that size is going to have been in some stinkers, it's just part of the biz. Not getting to gently caress the doodles? Absolutely.
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Shinjobi posted:You think it haunts Brad Pitt? I'd think playing Chad in Burn After Reading would haunt him more since it's become a meme
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Aug 24, 2021 19:07
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I want to become a big Hollywood movie producer so in like 30 years (or whenever all these people are dead) I can make a Wes Craven's New Nightmare esque movie but about Cool World and say that Brad Pitt did get to gently caress a cartoon.
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Aug 24, 2021 19:19
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And the result is Danny Devito.
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I've always kinda wanted to know what this movie was like but never wanted to actually spend any time watching it, so this thread is delivering in spades. I am completely aboard to learn about the horrible consequences of human-cartoon sexual relations
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Why can’t humans and cartoons gently caress? Has that been established? how do you propose to put a 3d something inside 2d anything
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:how do you propose to put a 3d something inside 2d anything very carefully
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:how do you propose to put a 3d something inside 2d anything Look if Brad Pitt can put his 3D arm around cartoon lady’s 2D shoulder, he can put his 3D wing wang in her 2D hoo ha.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Look if Brad Pitt can put his 3D arm around cartoon lady’s 2D shoulder, he can put his 3D wing wang in her 2D hoo ha. He's clearly hover-handing to avoid her infinitely sharp edges
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Aug 24, 2021 23:50
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Cool World was the Dragon Con badge at one year.
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I would gently caress the doodle because the world deserves to end and obviously it can't be real anyway and I'm dreaming, blazed, or dead
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Stryder posted:You have just described every single Ralph Bakshi film. Also, I just looked it up and HOLY poo poo he's still alive! this sucked poo poo
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