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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

the sex ghost posted:

John Terry and assorted other Chelsea players getting pissed in Heathrow airport because their plane got cancelled due to 9/11, then getting his dick out and laughing at stranded Americans while making aeroplane noises

I had forgotten about this, and this seems to be the most comprehensive retelling i can find of it

https://deadspin.com/remember-when-a-chelsea-player-waggled-his-dick-at-grie-1730110370

lol

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

blue footed boobie posted:

I had forgotten about this, and this seems to be the most comprehensive retelling i can find of it

https://deadspin.com/remember-when-a-chelsea-player-waggled-his-dick-at-grie-1730110370

lol

Someone should interview that barkeep and the regulars for a 20th anniversary piece

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

trem_two posted:

Someone should interview that barkeep and the regulars for a 20th anniversary piece

Imagine the state of your life if your local is a Holiday Inn Airport bar.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I once met a guy who would buy refundable tickets just so he could drink for free at the airport lounge and I realized just how bad your life can get

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Shrapnig posted:

Imagine the state of your life if your local is a Holiday Inn Airport bar.

I met my wife at a Holiday Inn Airport bar.

I said, "What the hell are you doing here?"

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I once met a guy who would buy refundable tickets just so he could drink for free at the airport lounge and I realized just how bad your life can get

next level wow

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The lengths that white middle aged BUSINESSMEN will go to drink for free is astounding

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I once met a guy who would buy refundable tickets just so he could drink for free at the airport lounge and I realized just how bad your life can get

Why the gently caress haven’t I thought of this yet?!

velocirapstar
Oct 8, 2018

Get Confident, Stupid!

britishbornandbread posted:

Why the gently caress haven’t I thought of this yet?!

How middle-aged and/or businessman are you

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Middlesbrough deciding it was a good idea to let gazza share a house with paul merson, and their fun ways to pass the time:

quote:

“We used to play a game every day bar Friday. We’d get back from training. We’d give my brother and Jimmy a load of money to go and get some bottles of red wine," Merson said.

"We’d come back and put the red wine into these massive glass jugs then Gazza and my brother would sit on that seat and me and Jimmy would sit on this seat.

“We wouldn’t do it on a Friday because we played Saturday. Load of money on the coffee table and then we’d start drinking red wine.

“Every hour we’d pop a sleeping tablet and whoever fell asleep last picked the money off the table and went to bed.”

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

the sex ghost posted:

Middlesbrough deciding it was a good idea to let gazza share a house with paul merson, and their fun ways to pass the time:

holy poo poo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Remember when Greaseman paid homage to his favorite non footie sport

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

trem_two posted:

Remember when Greaseman paid homage to his favorite non footie sport



69

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
sometimes the Karim Rekiki song still pops into my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkCGThv96Io&t=47s

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Wayne Hennessey getting snapped doing a Hitler salute and moustache gesture at his German teammate in a group photo at the crystal palace Christmas party

Wayne Hennessey explaining that he was actually calling the waiter over while simultaneously scratching his nose, and that he didn't know who Hitler was

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the sex ghost posted:

Wayne Hennessey getting snapped doing a Hitler salute and moustache gesture at his German teammate in a group photo at the crystal palace Christmas party

Wayne Hennessey explaining that he was actually calling the waiter over while simultaneously scratching his nose, and that he didn't know who Hitler was

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I too always call the waiter over when a group photo has been organised

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Thanks for reminding me of this gem...

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mickolution posted:

Thanks for reminding me of this gem...



Reminds me of that Scottish(?) footballer who was asked for his book recommendations and it was very obvious that he could barely read given the suggestions.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

Shrapnig posted:

Reminds me of that Scottish(?) footballer who was asked for his book recommendations and it was very obvious that he could barely read given the suggestions.



One of my favourite images

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
I once met a player in a dota game called "darren mackies header vs dnipro"

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Shrapnig posted:

Reminds me of that Scottish(?) footballer who was asked for his book recommendations and it was very obvious that he could barely read given the suggestions.

tbf Delaney at least sounds like he's read one to one-and-a-half books

I imagine that Jamie Vardy would be busy inviting Gengis Khan over for tea on the grounds that he's a top shagger

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Arsenal fans on this board claiming everyone would call the Emirates “Ashburton Grove”

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lots of arsenal fans refer to it as 'the grove' already

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
More like The Grave :dadjoke:

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Arsenal fans putting up a banner honoring Alexis Sanchez's dogs

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

the sex ghost posted:

Lots of arsenal fans refer to it as 'the grove' already

:sad:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered Kerlon and the seal dribble that briefly had people wondering whether they'd need to change the laws of the game because 'hes impossible to tackle!!'

Then it just turned out he was rubbish and it was fine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9shQBBXd4A

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered Kerlon and the seal dribble that briefly had people wondering whether they'd need to change the laws of the game because 'hes impossible to tackle!!'

Then it just turned out he was rubbish and it was fine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9shQBBXd4A
IIRC it also turned out that he had knee ligaments made of string cheese.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Surely you just shepherd his way out or something?
Him running into you isn't a foul

szary
Mar 12, 2014

CyberPingu posted:

Surely you just shepherd his way out or something?
Him running into you isn't a foul

yeah you just ~~shepherd him out~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAo0BoCsCTo

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I still think about this every now and then and do a lol.

"Spot Ronaldo"

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://twitter.com/evertonhub/status/1442177340042141701?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACiR7MaJdM

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Was it shola who thought his house was haunted and it turned out he just had a radio plugged in and switched on in a random cupboard in his house for weeks

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
could be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WONemHpeB2Q

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I think it was Ameobi who reported jewelry stolen and his house was just dirty

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Happened this weekend but I just remembered it
https://twitter.com/ElevenSportsBEn/status/1442391055836516353?s=19

When your control is so bad you fool the defenders.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
That first one looks like an own goal too

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

Was it shola who thought his house was haunted and it turned out he just had a radio plugged in and switched on in a random cupboard in his house for weeks

Hahahahaha oh my god I hope this is true

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