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somehow i got signed up to some political mailing lists. i sometimes get gop stuff too but most of the time it's "help us destroy the democrats and make them suffer" which sure ok cool. but dem emails goddamn these are just the past few days. my name isnt even harriet anyway i'm sure plenty of you get this dumb bullshit for various local elections so let's see it
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:00 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:41 |
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Barack is very sad you forgot his birthday he said if you give us 3 dollars he'll forgive you though
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:03 |
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i get so many of these loving things despite unsubscribing from every one i receive this one just confused me
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:23 |
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alright this one got an actual laugh out of me
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:37 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:45 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:46 |
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lmfao
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:47 |
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*fills in two "first names" cells in goons.xlsx*
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:49 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:51 |
Nichael has said that despite the fact that these sorts of e-mails make me want to put my representative under medical evaluation for risk of self-harm that they paradoxically inspire middling donors more than passive "hey give us some money" sort of e-mails The contrast between "the democracts are baby killers who stole the election give us money to buy more guns" kinda republican bravado and the democrats' "if you don't send me $5 I may jump off the nearest bridge" messaging is surely something to behold.
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:53 |
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lmao good thread op
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:58 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:01 |
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My favorite fundraising email from last election cycle just had the subject line "WE'RE SCREAMING" in all caps and I lol because obviously they're not, otherwise the subject line would read "AAAAAAAAAHH" instead
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:24 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:25 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:28 |
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somehow I ended up on an email list for a pac called BOLD DEMOCRATS that was just pure liberal nonsense that was sent straight to my inbox about 10x/ day. I tried to unsubscribe/ set it as spam but nothing worked. I ended up having to just block the entire domain or else I would keep seeing emails like “click here to donate $5 dollars so I can tell Barack Obama that you love him”
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:38 |
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VideoKid posted:somehow I ended up on an email list for a pac called BOLD DEMOCRATS initially read as BLOOD DEMOCRATS which sounded significantly more metal
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:43 |
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I made a thread like this around election time and I'm gonna take some from there.quote:Biden wrecked...(NOBODY was ready for this!) posted: quote:Trump will be shocked!! re: texas posted:
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:49 |
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quote:FOX NEWS SAID WHAT???!! posted:
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:52 |
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These email work on the exact same people as money wire scams. "Hi Grandma, this is your grandson and I'm running for election and I need you to send me 50 dollars RIGHT NOW OR I WILL DIE COLD AND ALONE GRANDMA."
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:55 |
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Gumball Gumption posted:These email work on the exact same people as money wire scams
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:58 |
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i guess it doesn't really make sense to target millennials since they don't have any cash to donate even if they wanted to. they know their target demographics
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:59 |
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 22:59 |
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Give him back his twitter
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 23:00 |
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absolutely incredible. i'm the info@terry with an alias of Hillary Clinton
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 23:01 |
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Dear Judakel, This is the indisputable fact – Medicare for All would provide every single Californian quality care while saving billions of dollars every year. That’s why my first bill in Sacramento, as your voice in the State Assembly, will be to work with our allies to re-introduce a California Medicare for All system to bring equal access to quality care to every Californian. This will be an epic fight against the massive insurance corporations who will do everything in their power to protect their billions of dollars in profits. So I need you by my side – will you sign our petition in support of Medicare for All in California? The math is clear – more than one-third of all healthcare dollars go to insurance company profits and bureaucracy. We spend hundreds of billions to pay for these companies' overhead costs – and all too frequently, we are paying them to figure out ways to deny us coverage! Every other industrialized economy in the world has a form of Medicare for All – sometimes called single-payer. In this system, you keep your current doctor, but we replace private, for-profit insurance companies with one public fund. Because we eliminate the profits and the bureaucracies built up to deny coverage – we can cover everyone at a lower cost. This system would be more equitable by far – starting with making sure the 3.2 million Californians without any health insurance are immediately covered. Immigrants, low-income families and communities of color have the highest uninsured rates, with 2 out of 3 undocumented Californians having no quality health insurance. That means the people who grow our food, care for our kids, keep our stores and restaurants open and the people who have suffered the most under COVID-19 all too often go without life-saving care. For that reason alone, we need to adopt Medicare for All. Equity matters. But the economics of Medicare for All is also favorable to our families and small businesses. For many small businesses, healthcare costs are one of their most significant financial burdens. Medicare for All would remove that burden. For families, the number one driver of bankruptcy and economic devastation is the cost of healthcare emergencies. Many of our houseless neighbors are on the streets because they suffer from untreated medical conditions or lost their homes to medical debt. Medicare for All would mean every family is covered. Recent independent studies show that providing quality preventive care for everyone, which would be possible under a Medicare for All system, would save $3.4 billion per year. An authoritative recent study showed Medicare for All would save us $44 billion dollars in the first ten years it is implemented. This is the time. And we must lead this cause. Will you join us in support of Medicare for All? Will you help protect the health and save the lives of those Californians who make our economy work but live without health insurance? Will you help save these lives – and save billions by joining our fight for Medicare for All? This is the moment for the change we have been waiting for. I hope you will join us. In solidarity, David Campos Candidate for State Assembly This dumb motherfucker whom I've never heard of thinks I am going to believe that the same democratic party that currently has a supermajority in California and passed universal healthcare only under a Republican governor that was sure to veto it is going to do so if he is elected. Get hosed, idiot.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 02:20 |
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they've passed like 4 of those only for dem governors to veto and there's currently like 3 floating in senate suspension hell atm
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 04:32 |
In my young and dumb days I signed up with my deadname and so the only time I see it these days are dipshit Seattle politicians begging for money The moral is clear if wasted on cspam: never talk to politics nerds
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 04:40 |
ELTON JOHN posted:somehow i got signed up to some political mailing lists. i sometimes get gop stuff too but most of the time it's "help us destroy the democrats and make them suffer" which sure ok cool. but dem emails Ok Harriet
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 04:40 |
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Democrats SHATTER emphasis should be on SHAT
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 04:44 |
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just quote this every post. we all got signed up for the same insane email list from donating to bernie lol
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 04:57 |
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tokin opposition posted:In my young and dumb days I signed up with my deadname and so the only time I see it these days are dipshit Seattle politicians begging for money I got emails from dem politicians for years after foolishly writing my name+email on a literal napkin during a “core group” meeting of 15 people at a pro-union action 10 years ago lol
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 05:10 |
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TheSlutPit posted:just quote this every post. we all got signed up for the same insane email list from donating to bernie lol i'm still mad about it
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 05:37 |
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thankfully I wasn't stupid enough to give money to a liberal so I just get PSL begging me to subscribe to their magazine
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 08:24 |
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game over return of maga
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 08:36 |
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How can he be back if he never left, come on Terry get your head in the game
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 09:14 |
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somehow, palpatine has returned
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 11:26 |
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bristol cool chart posted:they've passed like 4 of those only for dem governors to veto and there's currently like 3 floating in senate suspension hell atm Lol goddamn. State sucks
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 11:40 |
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Judakel posted:Lol goddamn. State sucks some assemblyman from LA killed the last bill and tried to say to the papers that there just wasn't support for it in the legislature. his main donor was Pfizer or Blue Shield or some poo poo. ofc someone did a tally and like 70% of the state assembly said they supported MediCal for all lol. im sure he got re-elected
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 11:49 |
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i don't know what you're all laughing about, these are all democrats personally hitting send on a hand-typed e-mail with you personally in mind asking you for help and you're just ignoring them? Don't you care about the political process?
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