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This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Back in 1994, I was arrested for being a hacker, and sent aboard a space station orbiting around Saturn. Most of the crew was either dead or turned into a cyborg by a malicious A.I. named SHODAN. SHODAN was about destroy all major cities on Earth with a giant mining laser, and after most humans were dead, she would convert the remaining ones into cyborgs so she could rule over them as a goddess. Fortunately I gave her a really deep dicking, and we talked about out problems post-coitus in the cyber realm. Now she has mostly chilled out and doesn’t want to destroy humanity anymore. She wants to go back to school and become an A.I. assistant at a nursing hospital. You’re welcome.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Now THIS is a down to earth, realistic cyber conspiracy I can get behind, no Idea what that other guy was trying to say. Thanks for your service man, keep up the good work.
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i really wish we could have died instead tho.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Thank you for your service. 
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. WOW mansplainatory patriarchy much??
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. SHODAN did nothing wrong
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I wanna spacefuck a cyberAI in Saturn's gravity well please advise
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what does "so-called portland" mean. Was it supposed to be "so called wilds of portland"?
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portland truther
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Oct 6, 2021 11:11
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Portland doesn't have ports, they're false flags
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ben shapino posted:I don't understand what's happening. Is that guy mentally ill or not?? oh extremely
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grimes was pretty good once. i liked the music video where she went into the boys locker room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE this one is good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA much better at arranging, like thom yorke
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We Appreciate Power is disgusting imo. Just fetishisizing the boot that stomps the collective face of humanity because you married into wealth.
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Man Musk posted:grimes was pretty good once. i liked the music video where she went into the boys locker room: I clicked on the last Grimes thing, can't fool me again
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Music videos are a no click zone in general.
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praying for baby ash https://twitter.com/brian_armstrong/status/1445604658316144644
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the best minds of a generation, executive officers
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CEOs: who need they exploited-lussy ate America: OMG me
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Man Musk posted:praying for baby ash Isn't this the guy that didn't understand what a security is and got mercilessly mocked for it.
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It is literally impossible for billionaires to leave the US, it would cost hundreds of millions or billions in taxes to even try. There is no point to even renouncing your citizenship and living on a yacht somewhere, there are already zero taxes if you're paid in equity. The rich people are currently getting richer at a rate that is unparalleled anywhere in history, why would you walk away from the most massive pile of gold ever?
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Didn't one of the morons that got rich off Facebook renounce citizenship to avoid taxes and lives in Singapore or some poo poo?
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. i wanna gently caress the robot too OP
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if you're entirely going off the deep end you can have cool visions like space aliens or lizard people or the world exploding or whatever. losing your mind and ending up fixated on grimes and her stupid baby is really sad, what a waste of potential
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ben shapino posted:I don't understand what's happening. Is that guy mentally ill or not?? definitely yes anymore than any other cspam poster? yes but only if his sentient AI post wasn't a troll
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the milk machine posted:if you're entirely going off the deep end you can have cool visions like space aliens or lizard people or the world exploding or whatever. Check your Trove, plebe. I bet no one is even syncing with you. probably islanded.
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Tunicate posted:Look up James Tilly Matthews and his Air Loom Sounds like that guy was upset that London smelled like an open sewer because it was one back then.
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:This should probably be in the Zuckerberg thread, but gently caress it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Looks like NOT such a pathetic creature of flesh and bone after all Take that, robots Man Musk posted:grimes was pretty good once. i liked the music video where she went into the boys locker room: This poo poo is so banal, I can't tell if people are being ironic or not when they say they like it Let's do HAIM, but make it sciency, with beep boop beep bop robot production and bad melodies ElGroucho has issued a correction as of 15:06 on Oct 6, 2021 |
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Grimes has never been good and Janelle Monáe is slightly worse for having done a song with her and for that I can never forgive Grimes.
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in my experience Grimes is “honey, we have Björk at home”.
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Relevant Tangent posted:We Appreciate Power is disgusting imo. Just fetishisizing the boot that stomps the collective face of humanity because you married into wealth.
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Man Musk posted:praying for baby ash Ah yes, the CEOs get mad that we don't appreciate them and decide to leave, the extremely realistic plot of Atlas Shrugged. I do want to see Musk struggling to pick cotton in Galts Gulch, tho
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Grimes music is ok, It got shittier when Elon got involved, like most things do. The biggest LMAO is Grimes marketing herself as a counter-culture "anti-imperialist" quirky hippy and then immediately giving up on all that as soon as she marries a billionaire anti-union, son of an emerald baron who thinks he's tony stark because he read an Iain banks novel once. you'd struggle to find to shallower people.
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ben shapino posted:I don't understand what's happening. Is that guy mentally ill or not?? turn on your monitor
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Waffle House posted:post ur framed doctoral degrees and/or your registered nursing certificates so I know which boards or state agencies you’re liable to 
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My Doctorate is in celebrity AI babies AMA
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I've done enough therapy I'm at least an honorary MSW and buddy, you need a psych MD at least
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ElGroucho posted:Looks like NOT such a pathetic creature of flesh and bone after all pathetic creature of flesh and boning. Panting and sweating as you rub through my corridor.
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i earned my Ph.D. in Applied Gangstalking at Central Intelligence Agency University and am currently doing a postdoc involving the use of our variety of forward-deployed culpable artificial intelligences to monitor and manipulate posters on dead gay comedy forums
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Butternubs posted:as soon as she marries a billionaire They never married.
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also she was born relatively rich so even though she sometimes dresses like she’s homeless she can stop playing at any time.
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