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fuzzy pink handcuffs
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not wipe rear end.
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Oct 16, 2021 20:32
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having sex with the other gender
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Oct 16, 2021 20:33
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Loneliness
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Oct 16, 2021 20:34
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That's right son, you were an accident.
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Oct 16, 2021 20:35
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Living in constant fear of big burly gay men assaulting you if you're a man but not manly enough.
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Oct 16, 2021 20:37
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Yaldabaoth posted:Living in constant fear of big burly gay men assaulting you if you're a man but not manly enough. Y-yes, fear...haha
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Oct 16, 2021 20:38
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Bachelorette party penis shaped accoutrements
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Oct 16, 2021 20:38
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im NOT gay
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Oct 16, 2021 20:41
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 I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but these wipes rock. I can touch my butthole without the lingering shame.
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Oct 16, 2021 20:49
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thinks nothing of guy-on-girl PDA, watches girl-on-girl PDA excitedly and maybe hoots and hollers too, gets violently offended at guy-on-guy PDA in before someone says "no straight people hate all of that" - that's the most incredibly conservative people stuff
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Oct 16, 2021 20:56
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Missionary sex for the purpose of procreation
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Oct 16, 2021 20:59
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Doing super gay stuff in the locker room because it’s funny.
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Oct 16, 2021 21:01
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I can touch my butthole hosed up OP
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Oct 16, 2021 21:13
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Gender reveal parties and the resulting forest fires
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Oct 16, 2021 21:16
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Having trouble getting it up, apologizing profusely.
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Oct 16, 2021 21:17
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Violently thrusting as aggressively as you can, ejaculating, immediately rolling over and going to sleep. Getting a UTI.
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Oct 16, 2021 21:19
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Truck nuts.
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Oct 16, 2021 21:28
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This is just going to be the white people thread with a different name.
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Oct 16, 2021 22:01
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Oct 16, 2021 22:41
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Yaldabaoth posted:just white people
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Oct 16, 2021 22:51
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BRB gotta go get an abortion.
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Oct 16, 2021 22:56
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*takes great care to make sure the balls never touch*
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Oct 16, 2021 23:03
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Kirk Vikernes posted:
No no no, you're using them wrong. These are for wiping down your dudes. Me and my dudes have 'wipe night' once a week.
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Oct 16, 2021 23:08
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A strong, muscular man putting gumdrops and sprinkles on some frozen yogurt and eating it with EXTREME confidence. 
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Oct 17, 2021 00:09
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using my body as a stencil for architectural lumber cuts
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Oct 17, 2021 00:11
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How could I have an orgasm? I'm a woman! Where would the cum come out?
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Oct 17, 2021 00:14
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Bad Purchase posted:using my body as a stencil for architectural lumber cuts Wtf does this mean?
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Oct 17, 2021 00:18
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Watching other dudes jack it and give the excuse that you are just charging crystals together.
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Oct 17, 2021 00:23
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Wtf does this mean? shaped like a beam
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Oct 17, 2021 00:30
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d in the p
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Oct 17, 2021 00:31
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Bad Purchase posted:shaped like a beam Oh you meant they were geometrically straight. K.
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Oct 17, 2021 00:39
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weekends are my favorite time, just me and the guys hanging out, being straight, without any women around to see
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Oct 17, 2021 01:09
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I love having sex with my wife in the missionary position with lights off 
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Oct 17, 2021 01:19
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soaking
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Oct 17, 2021 01:21
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Nickleback. Seriously, you will not find an LGBTQ Nickleback fan. Even bogan lesbians will not touch that stuff.
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Oct 17, 2021 01:25
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I'm not gay, I'm just such a xenophobic narcissus that I can't get off to women because they're so different from me that they're like a different species. Teenage boys are closer to what I think a female human should look like.
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Oct 17, 2021 01:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS5WZoQGP4I
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Oct 17, 2021 04:13
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Aerosmith
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Oct 17, 2021 04:58
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Touch my nussy
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