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What do u do? Would you have enough modern knowledge to make yourself rich? Im been thinking about this allot lately and im pretty sure im so stupid that id just end up poor and gay like in this timeline
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I'm gonna make a thread about the 90s.
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Nov 27, 2021 22:48
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Whatever
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Nov 27, 2021 22:50
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If you predict 9/11 then now you're in Guantanamo Bay.
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Nov 27, 2021 22:52
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i'd be undocumented, op. i wouldn't have a legal identity. i would be unable to access funds i hold in the current day, and would probably die homeless while my past self carries on into a future that they erroneously think is full of promise
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Nov 27, 2021 22:54
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that time travel really whips the llama's rear end
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Nov 27, 2021 22:59
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gonna take a stack of newspaper frontpages
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Nov 27, 2021 22:59
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I would register on the something awful forums
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Nov 27, 2021 23:00
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Id swag on em
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Nov 27, 2021 23:01
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Go rent Zombie at Blockbuster, because I'm an adult now and that cover was always cool.
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Nov 27, 2021 23:03
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Year 2000 regdate gently caress yeah
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Nov 27, 2021 23:05
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I warn them about Chapo Trap House
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Nov 27, 2021 23:06
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What are the legal ramifications to age of consent if I was 16 in 2000?
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Nov 27, 2021 23:27
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Way too many joke answers plz take this seriously u guys
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Nov 27, 2021 23:27
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Smugworth posted:What are the legal ramifications to age of consent if I was 16 in 2000? Simply swag on um
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Nov 27, 2021 23:28
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Shut the gently caress up op
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Nov 27, 2021 23:30
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Big Beef City posted:Shut the gently caress up op
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Nov 27, 2021 23:31
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Big Beef City posted:Shut the gently caress up op OP died
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Nov 27, 2021 23:31
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP died I'm glad of it
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Nov 27, 2021 23:32
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No i didnt
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Nov 27, 2021 23:33
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The company I worked for went public around this time and with investments from a few major tech players (Intel was one), skyrocketed to over $50 a share! With the meager amount of stock I was gifted, I could have easily had sold it all and even minus fees, had enough money to buy a house outright and plenty of leftover money to invest into probably something like Amazon or Apple. Instead in my naivete of such things, I held onto it until it very quickly became a penny stock where it's been for the past 15 years. Travelling back in time, I could see myself selling that stock, doing the above with it, and year 2000 me not really noticing.
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Nov 27, 2021 23:35
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runnypoops posted:No i didnt Ur no longer living
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Nov 27, 2021 23:40
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I'd give Osama Bin Laden some pointers and suggest they add Trump tower to their list.
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Nov 27, 2021 23:42
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he's a loving zombo. get em boys
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Nov 27, 2021 23:42
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I'd start by not telling anyone about 9/11 and then on 9/11 I'd hold a party to celebrate "the end of the 90s". "But the 90s ended two years ago" they'll say. "Did they?" I will reply in a weird sing-songy voice that people will later describe as ominous. History will prove me right and my guests will remember the cool party I held for the rest of their lives.
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Nov 27, 2021 23:45
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I get arrested for identity theft but convince the judge I'm insane because then a black van shows up with people who believe me and are all too happy to take me away from the asylum, much to my chagrin. the paperwork and everyone's memories of me go missing instantly and my younger self is not informed of my ignominious end by vivisection
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Nov 27, 2021 23:56
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Before I decide for sure, seeing as I have a time machine, I am outside the law, right?
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Nov 27, 2021 23:58
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I'm super hungry!!!
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Nov 27, 2021 23:59
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Hopefully that's enough time to secure the best possible seat for 9/11, not sure how many other time travelers to expect.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:01
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register as nostragoonus and make a thread with hundreds of fake predictions but also predict the future of richard lowtax kyanka with crystal clear accuracy
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Nov 28, 2021 00:02
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stock up on those gold plated pokemon cards from burger king because they are worth millions now.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:04
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which 2000. I think there are at least 2 2000s on what i would guess to be your main calendar, and using this loophole i'd like to go to the first 2000 not the second 2000
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Nov 28, 2021 00:07
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I’d not gently caress OP’s mom, thereby preventing this thread from ever happening.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:12
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Steal the explosives from twin towers and hide them under lowtaxs office for an epic prank 
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Nov 28, 2021 00:22
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Id tell them "every time u poo poo that's like a dick going out of ur butt" the world will never be the same
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Nov 28, 2021 00:25
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i'd take flight lessons for the operation
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Nov 28, 2021 00:29
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Also I’d shut down the whole internet. I’m sorry, but it just made us too stupid to be allowed to live.
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Nov 28, 2021 00:34
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“Lol y’all aren’t gonna believe this poo poo, but”
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Nov 28, 2021 00:35
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going to tell my 4 year old self to get an account on something awful, so the users who ended up being childless by 2021 could experience raising a child digitally
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