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Jim Silly-Balls posted:as he aged, he pursued useless bazinga horseshit instead of useless Botox injections and various face lifts like a normal billionaire he did get a hair transplant though
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elon has confirmed that they are not going to make single and tri-motor cybertrukks, only dual and quad, and the quad motors will be the first produced. never mind that they don't have a factory make them in nor do they have the necessary equipment to make the bodies, i'm sur ethey're on track.
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Endless Mike posted:elon has confirmed that they are not going to make single and tri-motor cybertrukks, only dual and quad, and the quad motors will be the first produced. never mind that they don't have a factory make them in nor do they have the necessary equipment to make the bodies, i'm sur ethey're on track. Sagebrush posted:the cybertruck will never exist as a mass-produced vehicle in its current form. they might sell a run of maybe 500 "founder's edition" or whatever that are similar to their current prototype and each cost $220,000. quad motor founder's edition it is
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Roosevelt posted:i googled to see what she's talking about and elon what happened to your head. you look like a meatball The_Franz posted:he did get a hair transplant though doctor, you rat! how could you give me, your stupid rich patient, the ol' spaghetti on the meatball?
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 07:00 |
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The_Franz posted:he did get a hair transplant though trump did bosley because that was all that he could do in the 80s or 90s. modern rich people since the mid aughts have just used propecia for male pattern baldness. for another example, look at comedian daniel tosh. the downside to propecia is you often need a prescription of viagra or cialis to go with it.
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Mr. Nice! posted:look at comedian daniel tosh. I will not
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 15:44 |
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what's the ol' dunning krugerrand spouting about today? https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/1467360044194873355
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:01 |
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like, what even are orbits anyway, man?
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:03 |
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hmm. seems like a pedo guy to me. sus
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:07 |
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Chris Knight posted:what's the ol' dunning krugerrand spouting about today? Lol this baby is so proud that someone threw a piece of his trash into space.
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:32 |
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for context that dude is a prof at Harvard center for astrophysics and (was?) the PI for the Chandra X-ray observatory. he also has a minor planet named for him, hence the Twitter handle
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:36 |
if I were the richest man in earth I'd simply not go on Twitter
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 22:53 |
would you like to argue with the ether about topics you don't know anything about? or would you like to re-join the orgy on the yacht made out of cocaine
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PokeJoe posted:if I were the richest man in earth I'd simply not go on Twitter
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mrmcd posted:Lol this baby is so proud that someone threw a piece of his trash into space. someone being his employees PokeJoe posted:if I were the richest man in earth I'd simply not go on Twitter it’s the notch effect, except in Elon’s case the rich people don’t want to hang out with him
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:26 |
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PokeJoe posted:if I were the richest man in earth I'd simply not go on Twitter hell i do it even without being the richest man on earth
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# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:59 |
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oops https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1467849622865408005?t=Kg2B5kqRlwc4-_ifIrIF0A&s=19 tesla is also no longer a trillion dollar company
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 17:02 |
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The_Franz posted:oops yup this will be what undoes the muskman. since the us government decided it can decline enforcement in the interest of not harming stockholders they will absolutely throw the book at him for this one.
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 17:14 |
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Has anyone called it the Lieboertruck yet https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1466822424666595333
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 18:56 |
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CRABS DONT DRIVE
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 18:59 |
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if he means it'll roll diagonally on impact then yes
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:00 |
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remember this one https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1083095876392964096 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1083128521801822213?lang=en
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:04 |
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Noted bazinga thing-getter Marquez Brownlee believes Elongated Musk will deliver a flying car powered by compressed gas
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:12 |
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https://twitter.com/chbwnc/status/1084168942283837440 bazinga!
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gschmidl posted:Has anyone called it the Lieboertruck yet he's just promising things rivian and gm are doing. next, he'll promise ford's vehicle to home power
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:18 |
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It's easy to make promises when you intend to fulfill none of them
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:22 |
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Remember how the Model S Plaid was the ultimate track weapon and not just a hastily thrown together publicity stunt? Eight 100mph to 20mph stops and the brakes caught fire: https://insideevs.com/news/552775/tesla-models-plaid-brake-test/ Although I doubt you're slowing to 20mph for turns on most tracks in a Tesla, but you're probably also braking from faster than 100mph so who knows how the brakes hold up.
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:55 |
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huh. hard to imagine that sort of thing could happen on a 5,000-pound sedan with an absurdly overdriven motor that's sold as a supercar
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MomJeans420 posted:Remember how the Model S Plaid was the ultimate track weapon and not just a hastily thrown together publicity stunt? Eight 100mph to 20mph stops and the brakes caught fire: lol quote:Do You consider multiple 100 mph to zero streaks as normal? Would You mind sharing with us where is it normal to do stop and go with 100 mph as allowed speed?
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MomJeans420 posted:Remember how the Model S Plaid was the ultimate track weapon dont they overheat rapidly when pushed hard? edit: i mean the motors rotor fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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tesla only allows their cars to put 75kW of power into regen, and i assume it's to put less stress on the inverter/battery but they should probably rethink that strategy. porsche's taycan by comparison can put up to 265kW of power into regen, that's a lot
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:08 |
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the best part is everyone lining up to post the bugatti quote
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:10 |
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wait this is even better https://twitter.com/crtrud/status/1467817082687533062?s=20
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:17 |
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that'll buffer out
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:24 |
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lmao. pre-mapped and it still hit a barrier. i don't even know how you can gently caress that up
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:24 |
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big theranos energy there and like theranos, tesla's valuation relies on the unproven claims of a little prick
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gschmidl posted:Has anyone called it the Lieboertruck yet Psh, if you want a true crab effect you gotta go for the Mecanum wheels. Do it you coward.
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# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:35 |
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elon is going to tweet a picture of the spider tank from ghost in the shell and their stock will go up 5% instantly
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Endless Mike posted:It's easy to make promises when you intend to fulfill none of them even easier if your fans will buy anything you pinch out and defend it
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