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i was wondering if this happens to anyone else in the store? sometimes a person just starts talking to me in the store.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 23:40 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 23:52 |
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No I keep my arms folded and always have a sourpuss on my face so nobody will try to engage with me.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 02:35 |
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:No I keep my arms folded and always have a sourpuss on my face so nobody will try to engage with me. Me unironically
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 02:38 |
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Fenugreek is supposed to be the closest thing we have left to silphium. Which itself was a plant so utilized and loved in the Roman empire in pretty much everything they ate, as well as supposed medical usage, that even by the time of Julius Caesar it was (literally) worth it's weight in gold, due to scarcity and the last known wild stock (that could only grow in ONE tiny spot on the north african coast) was picked and sent to Nero as a novelty gift because no one believed it really still existed. Probably should have bought it is what I'm saying.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 02:47 |
Big Beef City posted:Fenugreek is supposed to be the closest thing we have left to silphium. Which itself was a plant so utilized and loved in the Roman empire in pretty much everything they ate, as well as supposed medical usage, that even by the time of Julius Caesar it was (literally) worth it's weight in gold, due to scarcity and the last known wild stock (that could only grow in ONE tiny spot on the north african coast) was picked and sent to Nero as a novelty gift because no one believed it really still existed. theres no way silphium is as good as the ultimate vegetable: marshmallows
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 03:14 |
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You misheard OP, she was actually saying “gently caress you, geek”
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 03:19 |
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hell astro course posted:i was wondering if this happens to anyone else in the store? sometimes a person just starts talking to me in the store. I'd say yeah I was looking at my blood the other day and thought it's looking a little... how do you say... bad? So I can CERTAINLY use something that will improve my blood, thank you so much and she would laugh and I would laugh and we'd exchange looks and then we're in her car (conveniently located nearby in the handicapped spots) and then we're entering her Senior Living complex and now I have to play bridge against this other team who's *clearly* signaling omfg
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 03:34 |
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hell astro course posted:i was wondering if this happens to anyone else in the store? sometimes a person just starts talking to me in the store. They're gangstalking you, OP.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 03:36 |
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Old people regularly harangue me about the quality of my blood, yes, pretty much every day, why do you ask?
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 08:27 |
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Eat enough fenugreek, your sweat will smell like maple syrup. Try it!
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 08:54 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Old people regularly harangue me about the quality of my blood, yes, pretty much every day, why do you ask? Honestly, old lady sounds like a low key vampire now that you mention it
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 08:57 |
honestly it's pretty common for vampires to solicit around the produce aisles and if you really want to ignore them, you need to stock your cart with lots of sodium packed soup or frozen meals before you go there. do goons go grocery shopping very often? cause this is like 101 stuff
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 10:17 |
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The other day this old guy was in front of me in line and he saw I had a pink mask on and he goes "the police are looking for someone in a pink mask, it's not you is it?!" and laughed and I was like "what? Haha no". Which is just what the criminal would say
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 13:50 |
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A dude randomly said to me while I was walking down a street: "Take care of your legs. It's important." Pretty sure it was some kind of NPC. That's probably what happened to you too OP.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 13:55 |
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it's all fenugreek to me
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 13:57 |
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hell astro course posted:i was wondering if this happens to anyone else in the store? sometimes a person just starts talking to me in the store. you're the main character op
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 14:04 |
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Yeah people, particularly old people, are constantly talking to me in stores and on the street. I do the same thing, just talk to strangers as I go about my day to day. It's a lot of fun, just going through life like every one around you is cool and good for a yarn. Just chatting up old ladies about the impending cabbage shortage or whatever. Big Beef City posted:Fenugreek is supposed to be the closest thing we have left to silphium. Which itself was a plant so utilized and loved in the Roman empire in pretty much everything they ate, as well as supposed medical usage, that even by the time of Julius Caesar it was (literally) worth it's weight in gold, due to scarcity and the last known wild stock (that could only grow in ONE tiny spot on the north african coast) was picked and sent to Nero as a novelty gift because no one believed it really still existed. This is a way too informative post about silphium not to mention it was an abortificant and that's probs why it's extinct.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:00 |
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those were fighting words, op
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:44 |
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Weka posted:This is a way too informative post about silphium not to mention it was an abortificant and that's probs why it's extinct. That's largely an internet myth. It was a herb that people thought tasted really good and could be used for all sorts of medicine; there is little to support the idea that contraception was its main function. And it's questionable whether it even went extinct or if people just forgot what it was, as it appears in cook books and medical texts centuries after Nero got the supposed last plant. https://talesoftimesforgotten.com/2...-contraceptive/ Also the coolest thing about it is clearly its alternative name: Laserwort
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:49 |
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Why were you buying fenugreek
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 15:51 |
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Mooey Cow posted:That's largely an internet myth. It was a herb that people thought tasted really good and could be used for all sorts of medicine; there is little to support the idea that contraception was its main function. And it's questionable whether it even went extinct or if people just forgot what it was, as it appears in cook books and medical texts centuries after Nero got the supposed last plant. To be fair, he got the last WILD plant known to exist. It was cultivated, but apparently it was very difficult to do except in very exacting circumstances and wasn't 'as good as the real deal' or whatever. Same kind of bias you'd have today coming across wild morels vs farm grown ones or what have you, something along those lines. And even those cultivars eventually were lost in some capacity. Whether via naming convention, as you say, or simply died off.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:03 |
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I will never forget the time at the supermarket when a woman in a mobility scooter saw me looking at chocolate chips and started talking to me like we were already mid-conversation about baking. Not sure exactly what happened next but by the time I left the grocery store she had my e-mail address and sent me her favorite cookie recipes
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYPge6ZKSQ&t=83s
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:53 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:I will never forget the time at the supermarket when a woman in a mobility scooter saw me looking at chocolate chips and started talking to me like we were already mid-conversation about baking. Not sure exactly what happened next but by the time I left the grocery store she had my e-mail address and sent me her favorite cookie recipes How are the kids?
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 16:56 |
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anyway, how;s the blood op?
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 17:08 |
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Fenugreek is the new mangosteen
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 17:36 |
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Eat enough fenugreek, your
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 17:50 |
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Whats that? My fluids smell like IHOP? Why no, madam dracula, I don't have Maple Syrup Urine Disease. I just eat a lot of fenugreek. Oh that, it's just a natural syrupy lactation.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 18:25 |
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Big Beef City posted:How are the kids?
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 18:47 |
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And Sinead O'Connor said "fenugreek is good for the blood" to me at the store and
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:01 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:And Sinead O'Connor said "fenugreek is good for the blood" to me at the store and Guess what she told me Guess what she told me She said, "Girl you better try to have fun, no matter what you do" But she's a fool cuz nothing cum pears 2 u
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 20:29 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:anyway, how;s the blood op? mostly my life i thought it was B but I recently found out it was O. pretty crazy really.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 22:45 |
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they say that fenugreek is good for the blood i have no use for it myself but it might be handy for a hunter such as you heh heh heh...
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 22:48 |
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I was at a drug store one time and some woman randomly decides to recommend me Colgate® brand toothpaste. Not a specific type, just the brand in general. I nodded in silent agreement and slowly walked away, never to see her again.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 22:50 |
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Cacator posted:I was at a drug store one time and some woman randomly decides to recommend me Colgate® brand toothpaste. Not a specific type, just the brand in general. I nodded in silent agreement and slowly walked away, never to see her again. Yeah, that's all you can do.
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 23:11 |
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Did she pronounce it "fenu-grick"?
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# ? Jan 27, 2022 23:54 |
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hell astro course posted:i was wondering if this happens to anyone else in the store? sometimes a person just starts talking to me in the store. My dad and I called this 'the grail shaped beacon '. It draws crazy people like a magnet and they're all really excited to explain that they're an incarnation of Ra at you.
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# ? Jan 28, 2022 04:54 |
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Don't take too much though. It's also one of the herbs that stimulate lactation.
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# ? Jan 28, 2022 05:56 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:31 |
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It's got a bit better as I've aged but I look like a total sucker so I get approached by conmen/sales people all the time. They see me coming from a mile away. At least I stopped worrying about being polite to these dipshits
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# ? Jan 28, 2022 07:55 |