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Everyone should own a decent quality black suit. Always handy to have for any weddings/funerals/jewelry store heists.
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PSA: If you have time and resources to spare to spend 10 bucks on posting jokes then if you show up to your dads funeral or siblings wedding in basketball shorts and and an armpit stained anime t-shirt and get kicked out instead of at least demonstrating some level of giving a poo poo but spending a few hours and dollars at a thrift store to look like you kinda tried you are probably an rear end in a top hat
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# ? May 15, 2022 13:37 |
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Oh wait this is perfect bait for goons to feel superior, so now I get it. Plus the trivial the better CharlestheHammer fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 15, 2022 |
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My (16M) mom has been worrying mequote:tldr: Mom has lost all trust for me after finding out I am sexually active. She secretly checks my room and personal spaces (messages included). She has begun convincing herself of delusions. Kid, figure out a plan to run now.
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# ? May 15, 2022 13:52 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Oh wait this is perfect bait for goons to feel superior, so now I get it. Lol, dude every post you make is you trying to feel superior.
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# ? May 15, 2022 13:53 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:PSA: If you have time and resources to spare to spend 10 bucks on posting jokes then if you show up to your dads funeral or siblings wedding in basketball shorts and and an armpit stained anime t-shirt and get kicked out instead of at least demonstrating some level of giving a poo poo but spending a few hours and dollars at a thrift store to look like you kinda tried you are probably an rear end in a top hat well summarized, goonsir
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# ? May 15, 2022 13:54 |
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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:Lol, dude every post you make is you trying to feel superior. So I know it when I see it
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Full disclosure: my friend is getting married and he expects us to buy black suits for it. I haven't worn a suit in years and I don't plan on wearing one after this, I'm a carpenter so I have zero need for interviews or whatever. So this strikes close to home for me She literally had to spend a noticeable portion of an already super-stressful day begging the venue to let her sister in because basic directions or requirements are hard for 19 year olds. I’d be pretty pissed a week later too.
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# ? May 15, 2022 13:57 |
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AITA for taking clients dogs to the shelter?quote:I work as a dog groomer and I am usually pretty flexible with pick up times. I have this one client though who has been getting later and later with pick up times and for the past three times they have shown up over an hour past closing time to pick up their dogs. The first time they said it was because they forgot, the second time it was because of their kids and the third and undisclosed emergency. I let it slide all three times but the third time I warned them I wouldn't let it go this next time. Well the fourth time rolled around and the shop closes, the dogs have been at the shop all day and the owner is nowhere in sight. I sent them a message saying I will give them an extra 15 minutes before I leave and they didn't respond. After 15 minutes I told them the dogs would be at the local shelter, sent the address and the contact details of the woman in charge and took the dogs there. Well about 2 hours later I get an angry phone call this woman screaming down the phone because she has to pay to get her dogs back (I think it's like $30) and she wants to know why I took them to a shelter claiming her dogs are traumatised and I must have abused them during their groom. She slandered me over the internet and left bad reviews. I am not a pet sitter I gave her multiple chances but it seems like a lot of people are on her side. AITA for the amount I asked to perform at a birthday party? quote:I (24F) am a professional Mermaid, it's an unusual job I know but I love it. I work at an Aquarium putting on shows with the other Mer and also do private events to make some extra money. My friends niece has a birthday coming up, she's turning 7 and my friend thought i'd be the ideal entertainment for the party as kids love Mermaids also her niece hasn't met me so it won't break the immersion of her recognising me.
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:01 |
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greazeball posted:AITA for the amount I asked to perform at a birthday party?
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:11 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Full disclosure: my friend is getting married and he expects us to buy black suits for it. I haven't worn a suit in years and I don't plan on wearing one after this, I'm a carpenter so I have zero need for interviews or whatever. So this strikes close to home for me Just rent a suit for the day for a few
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greazeball posted:AITA for the amount I asked to perform at a birthday party? Never do a performance/entertainment job without getting paid.
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:12 |
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Give me your tail! Also sister did not dress business casual. Just casual. And I call bullshit that she doesn't own anything business casual if she works at a corporate law firm. It's not just about the clothes. It's that she could not do an incredibly simple thing to show respect for her sister for one day. run on sentience fucked around with this message at 14:19 on May 15, 2022 |
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AITA for telling my daughter that she hurt her dad's feelings?quote:Throwaway.
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:18 |
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Lol that “don’t wear your crusty hoodie to a wedding” is a controversial opinion
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:18 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Just rent a suit for the day for a few that's what im gonna do but its still like $80-90. bridesmaids really get the short end of the stick since the dresses are more expensive and less re-usable. i had always thought the $10-20k for a wedding included the costs of attire for the wedding party but no, its considered to normal to saddle your wedding party with the costs of meeting YOUR chosen dress code. Insanity!
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:18 |
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greazeball posted:AITA for taking clients dogs to the shelter? The vendor should have just stopped doing business with that client rather than what they ended up doing.
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run on sentience posted:Give me your tail! If it was that important of a teenage moral stand, she could've just not gone. That would've been *less* insulting.
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:34 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:She literally had to spend a noticeable portion of an already super-stressful day begging the venue to let her sister in because basic directions or requirements are hard for 19 year olds. I’d be pretty pissed a week later too. Lmao
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Lol that “don’t wear your crusty hoodie to a wedding” is a controversial opinion This is the thread that had a multi-page meltdown over "don't order a pizza to a dinner party".
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:42 |
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Piell posted:AITA for telling my daughter that she hurt her dad's feelings? instead of eating dinner dad should have ate the husband and his parents
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The Moon Monster posted:This is the thread that had a multi-page meltdown over "don't order a pizza to a dinner party". Ah another thing I’m not shocked goons had a lot of opinions on rather than who cares the objectively correct opinion Because goons live talking about food
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:45 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Lol that “don’t wear your crusty hoodie to a wedding” is a controversial opinion look man I just came from a hard day's work at the carpentry shop where I was carpentering myself a cart to carry my huge sense of moral superiority, I don't got not time to be dressing up all fancy
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# ? May 15, 2022 14:49 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Ah another thing I’m not shocked goons had a lot of opinions on rather than who cares the objectively correct opinion CharlestheHammer posted:Oh wait this is perfect bait for goons to feel superior, so now I get it.
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:02 |
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Both correct yes.
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:16 |
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Flawless strategy to stop people posting about a story: keep posting about it. This cannot fail.
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:21 |
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I don’t care if you post about it, I was suprised it got traction at all. If you want to keep talking about it don’t let me stop you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:28 |
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Lol imagine posting "I'm too cool to care about weddings or clothing or anything at all really" and then accusing everyone else of trying to feel superior.
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:32 |
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I don't care about any of the stuff you guys are talking about. In fact let me post multiple times about how little I care.
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:35 |
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Alchenar posted:look man I just came from a hard day's work at the carpentry shop where I was carpentering myself a cart to carry my huge sense of moral superiority, I don't got not time to be dressing up all fancy I was hoping for a Marxist analysis on how people who expect you to show up to their wedding in like a washed collared shirt or blouse are waging class warfare on the hoodie proletariat but folks who think being told to wear something besides stained sweats to a major life event is virtue signaling is good enough.
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# ? May 15, 2022 15:38 |
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I wish I could jump in with a funny reddit story but I've been looking and they're all boring and dumb today. I think they used up all the wild stories yesterday morning.
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greazeball posted:AITA for taking clients dogs to the shelter? At least it’s someone playing hot potato with their pets and not kids quote:
Being a freelance workers sucks, so many entitled fuckers have no shame in thinking it’s acceptable to renegotiate after you’ve held up your end. There’s a great tutorial from the web dev fireship YouTube channel on how to make a somewhat obfuscated logic bomb in the pages JS that checks to see if the client pays you. If they don’t after three months the website’s content starts to slowly get more and more greyed out and the words “gently caress you pay me” start to fade in Found it Not a tutorial I guess but it’s a pretty easy concept if you can make a website https://youtube.com/shorts/UA7NSpzG98s?feature=share Butter Activities fucked around with this message at 15:55 on May 15, 2022 |
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keep punching joe posted:Everyone should own a decent quality black suit. Always handy to have for any weddings/funerals/jewelry store heists. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jx0yCo9Rv8k
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Captain Hygiene posted:I wish I could jump in with a funny reddit story but I've been looking and they're all boring and dumb today. I think they used up all the wild stories yesterday morning. Every time I find a new one that looks juicy, it's immediately locked and deleted for trivial bullshit. The last one I was going to post got removed because it contained "a relationship" and I'm sure had nothing to do with a young woman tossing away her trash boyfriend. Didn't even get saved to removeddit.
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Full disclosure: my friend is getting married and he expects us to buy black suits for it. I haven't worn a suit in years and I don't plan on wearing one after this, I'm a carpenter so I have zero need for interviews or whatever. So this strikes close to home for me e:f, b. And of course the suit rental places gouge, just like the bridal places gouge. Arsenic Lupin fucked around with this message at 16:19 on May 15, 2022 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Uh, they say he does it because he "wants to start a fight" and "wants to bother them." Without having more info, it sounds like an abusive situation where parents are trying to obliterate every ounce of his personal space and privacy. LOL, I posted a reply saying basically, "hey, this sounds off and your parents seem like they're intentionally trying to take away your privacy, and another post says they refuse to take you to therapy. Also that line about starting a fight and wanting to bother them sounds really funky and suspicious." I got downvoted.
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This is outside our usual haunts, but. Telling the HOA to eat rear end. quote:I literally found this sub 2 seconds ago by accident and just knew there’d someone who appreciated this story. Several people in the comments agree that, yeah, if you go through the gate without permission, you're likely to get shot. Welp. Hope you aren't stuck with a flat tire.
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AITA for going on a vacation without my family?quote:I, (28M), am married to my wife (26F) and we’ve just recently had a baby (10 months old).
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This is outside our usual haunts, but. I've never heard of the gate post thing and I had lived in the middle in nowhere in the country for a long time, is it a Texas thing?
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keep punching joe posted:Everyone should own a decent quality black suit. Always handy to have for any weddings/funerals/jewelry store heists. Eh, a black suit is about the third or fourth suit a man should own. First you want a dark charcoal grey suit, then Navy, as both will be far more versatile. After that black and/or brown. That said you can rent a suit if you need to or get a cheap black suit for a special occasion if you are not a suit buyer. I guess if you really never ever have occasion to wear a suit because you never go to weddings or funerals because you have no friends or family then go with black because at least they can bury you in it.
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