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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

why it gotta premiere in Denver theaters tho

Tempting me to see that trash lmao

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Apparently Sylvester Stallone is not happy about the upcoming Drago spin off. Because despite creating the character, writing and directing multiple movies in the series he doesn't actually control any of the rights.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristnNitemare/status/1553449094592581633
I can't tell if metalheads are in charge of hell or if those are supposed to be demons. Also enjoy watching the entire movie.
Those graphics are barely above Birdemic in quality

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristnNitemare/status/1553449094592581633
I can't tell if metalheads are in charge of hell or if those are supposed to be demons. Also enjoy watching the entire movie.

John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats spent some time dunking on this trailer (including how the "based on the best selling novel" is talking about a book from 1678.)
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1553817914884722688

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Lmao I knew John Bunyan sounded familiar but I didn't realise it's the loving pilgrim's progress

Also I really dig the metal head demon just descending with his hands on his hips while his bat wings flap

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
It looks like a Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell episode

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I’d be there day one if Henry Zabrowski was in it

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristnNitemare/status/1553449094592581633
I can't tell if metalheads are in charge of hell or if those are supposed to be demons. Also enjoy watching the entire movie.

This would be a banger Adult Swim show back in the day

muscles like this! posted:

John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats spent some time dunking on this trailer (including how the "based on the best selling novel" is talking about a book from 1678.)
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1553817914884722688

I've never heard of The Pilgrim's Progress until now, that's interesting. Looking at the wiki entry, its interesting that the original novel focuses on the character's trip to heaven, but like all the evangelicals nowadays they only care about a journey to hell.

Feldegast42 fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Aug 1, 2022

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised it looks like the movie is anti-prosperity gospel.

Normally these projects are just "secular rich person becomes Christian rich person".

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Biff Rockgroin posted:

I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised it looks like the movie is anti-prosperity gospel.

Normally these projects are just "secular rich person becomes Christian rich person".
Maybe, I’m thinking there’s going to be some twist

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


FlamingLiberal posted:

Maybe, I’m thinking there’s going to be some twist

It'd be incredible if the "being poor is a sin" pastor ISN'T a villain and the whole point of that scene is the rich guy could have afforded to give way more than ten grand.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Christianity, especially as practiced by Evangelicals, is mainly about a smug unearned sense of superiority, and money. So I’m sure there’s some pro-capitalism messages in the movie somewhere.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
I'm almost certain the prosperity gospel guy is just going to be a message about how the wrong guy is getting all the money, it should be XYZ other prosperity gospel guy.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristnNitemare/status/1553449094592581633
I can't tell if metalheads are in charge of hell or if those are supposed to be demons. Also enjoy watching the entire movie.

If anyone should go to hell it's the megachurch televangelist

also lol that they had to greenscreen the audience because getting lots of rubes to sit in a chair and pay you for the effort is hard to do as a megachurch

CelticPredator posted:

why it gotta premiere in Denver theaters tho

Tempting me to see that trash lmao

the libs in boulder wouldn't come

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

muscles like this! posted:

Apparently Sylvester Stallone is not happy about the upcoming Drago spin off. Because despite creating the character, writing and directing multiple movies in the series he doesn't actually control any of the rights.

Drago: The Movie should be Ivan being forced to choose sides in Ukraine and ultimately picking the winners and being a hero

it's a stealth Red Scorpion sequel

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Alan Smithee posted:

Drago: The Movie should be Ivan being forced to choose sides in Ukraine and ultimately picking the winners and being a hero
Mayor Drago

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

muscles like this! posted:

Apparently Sylvester Stallone is not happy about the upcoming Drago spin off. Because despite creating the character, writing and directing multiple movies in the series he doesn't actually control any of the rights.

If he cries, he cries. :geno:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats spent some time dunking on this trailer (including how the "based on the best selling novel" is talking about a book from 1678.)
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1553817914884722688

Lol I definitely didn’t catch that it was based on Bunyan. Good stuff

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Drunkboxer posted:

Lol I definitely didn’t catch that it was based on Bunyan. Good stuff

i did, but i assumed there must be a new writer with the same name because actual lmao at making a movie of The Pilgrim's Progress

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

ynohtna posted:

If he cries, he cries. :geno:

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Spirit Halloween movie trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTF9ltgkRIQ

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
will they be rescued by Sexy Leprechaun, Stripper Thor (from public domain mythology), and Walking Breathalyzer (blown on the dilz)

Stayne Falls
Aug 11, 2007
Everything was beautiful
If they don't use this anywhere, huge missed opportunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77cMmCVBT3g

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



I'm glad Christopher Lloyd is still getting roles :3:

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets

Stayne Falls posted:

If they don't use this anywhere, huge missed opportunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77cMmCVBT3g

I prefer its sequel, which is hosted on the official Spirit Halloween YouTube channel, so there might just be a chance...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy24VR-Xwe8

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Demi Adejuyigbe should write a song about Spirit Halloween with all intent to roast them and it should be used in the soundtrack

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Alehkhs posted:

I prefer its sequel, which is hosted on the official Spirit Halloween YouTube channel, so there might just be a chance...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy24VR-Xwe8

They have the final part of the trilogy as well https://youtu.be/IS_bqfOGEF0

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


joylessdivision posted:

They have the final part of the trilogy as well https://youtu.be/IS_bqfOGEF0

wtf what happened to Beetlejuice?! Is he just a political prisoner now? There has to be more!!

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Warner Bros is slashing more movies. The Batgirl movie is dead. The SCOOB! sequel Scoob!: Holiday Haunt is dead. They only want big blockbusters for their comic book movies now. I'm not sure why SCOOB! 2: Electric SCOOB!aloo is dead as even the article is confused since they sunk $40 million into it (and may have put up to $90 million into Batgirl!)

quote:

Also on the chopping block, “Scoob!: Holiday Haunt,” a followup to the 2020 film “Scoob!,” has been shelved by the studio. Footage for the animated adaptation of the “Scooby-Doo” series was showcased in a sizzle reel for HBO Max back in December 2021. Sources indicate that the production had cost Warner Bros. $40 million.

Studio insiders insist the decision to axe “Batgirl” was not driven by the quality of the film or the commitment of the filmmakers, but by the desire for the studio’s slate of DC features to be at a blockbuster scale. “Batgirl” was budgeted to screen in homes on HBO Max, and not for a major global release in theaters. The initial $75 million production budget for the project, which finished principal photography earlier this year and was in post-production, reached $90 million, due in part to COVID-related delays and protocols.

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/batgirl-not-released-warner-bros-hbo-max-1235331897/

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

The first Scoob was originally set to kickstart a Hanna Barbera movie universe.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
They're rolling in that HBO max money they don't give a poo poo

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Rumor has it they're killing HBO Max and making it a tab in DiscoveryPlus. They took less than a single quarter to completely destroy the only good streaming service :lol::lol:

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Is DiscoveryPlus more popular than HBOMax?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Tars Tarkas posted:

Is DiscoveryPlus more popular than HBOMax?

and followup question, HOW?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Personally I just like Battlebots

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
No, they're just incompetent fuckwits who are fine with destroying a good product if it gets them a bigger bonus this year

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
There's a big bang of "new execs coming in who don't understand the product or just want to stamp their authority on it" to all this.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Might also be cold feet since they realised they probably can't salvage the Flash movie, both with Ezra Miller being a genuine insane person and cult leader and the tide turning against them on the Snyder narrative that their epic destruction of the Snyderverse probably won't get them clapbacks on twitter.

Scuffy_1989
Jul 3, 2022

feedmyleg posted:

Rumor has it they're killing HBO Max and making it a tab in DiscoveryPlus. They took less than a single quarter to completely destroy the only good streaming service :lol::lol:

Guess I'm canceling my HBO Max subscription.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I didn’t even know there was going to be a Batgirl movie. Then I find out they got Keaton to reprise his Batman role and then dump all that work and not even try streaming. That’s loving dumb.

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