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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Does it count if it was my own

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Does it count if it was my own

Hell yeah!

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

nobody on their deathbed says "i wish i had been more choosy about the dicks i sucked"

they just can't talk because their mouths are full of dicks

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I needed directions to Crenshaw.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

My answer
https://youtu.be/2lvNmlCpIS0

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

satanic splash-back posted:

Companion thread: have you ever tasted your own cum??

Forced to once when a horny plu *ahem* a woman in the throes of passion jamm *cough* put her fingers in my mouth after I cam ejac blew a *opens Bible, clears throat* left my seed upon her!

PBUC

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if you haven't tasted your own cum what is stopping you? cowardice?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
It's quite confusing when you are just starting to be sexually active since there is actually not that much "sucking."

I didn't figure that out for a bit

I suppose nowadays with porn everywhere on phones that's not an issue

Lol nm

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you're supposed to blow into the hole

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Welcome to GBS... After Dark

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
No, I am strictly a dudes butt blower

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ruby Gloom posted:

i heard someone in this thread sucked 37 dicks

in a row

In a row? Pfft. Try AT ONCE. Buncha noobs and bustas trying to act cool itt

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Sid Vicious posted:

you ever suck a dick?

No, but if you ask nicely I'd consider.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Not yet, but still saving up for that rib removal OP

*SMELLS OWN BUTT*

Somebody fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Aug 13, 2022

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Spinz posted:

It's quite confusing when you are just starting to be sexually active since there is actually not that much "sucking."

I didn't figure that out for a bit

I suppose nowadays with porn everywhere on phones that's not an issue

Lol nm

Lmao confused as hell 1990s spinz trying to figure out when youre supposed to start sucking

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Angry Dragon the first time. I've learned to cope.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Would you portal suck your own dick?

y/n/m

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

buddy, they don't even suck my dick

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
don't post, this is bait for when the homo police raid you, they're probably at your door right now

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Smugworth posted:

Does it count if it was my own

No thats masurabation with depending on who you ask may or may not be an act homosexuality

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

does doing it in VR count?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pac and Cheese posted:

don't post, this is bait for when the homo police raid you, they're probably at your door right now

Just suck they dicks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

you're supposed to blow into the hole

Update: I am being very loudly told that you are not supposed to do that

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They'll thank you when their balls are full of air

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




yes

next question

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Besides my own? No.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're not supposed to suck dick and tell, shout it from the rooftops instead

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Squee posted:

Seriouspost time but I dated a girl with a penis for a while and she asked me to try it, and its not like I could have refused without being a jerk. It wasn't bad, just a lot of work

How hot was she? I'm almost there asking for :science:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

lol, just lol if you aren't in a turkish bath house getting slutted out in every hole 24/7

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Coin posted:

about 25 years ago I managed to get some of my own dick into my mouth, but the experience overall felt more like sucking dick than having my dick sucked and I wasn't flexible enough to do it comfortably and also I was bad at sucking dick. Never tried it again, completely off the table now with my 40-year-old body.

https://lupinepublishers.com/otolaryngology-journal/fulltext/autofellatio-injury-and-associated-symptoms.ID.000188.php

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I don't mouth and tell, op!!!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

larchesdanrew posted:

im sucking a dick right now OP how do you like them apple

(Slaps the side of your head and tells you to keep your mind on the job.)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

if you haven't tasted your own cum what is stopping you? cowardice?

Pro-tip for guys: Have your partner suck your dick til you cum, but tell tem not to swallow. After you blow in their mouth, give them a passionate kiss, and enjoy the delicious taste of your own fresh spooge.

I've done this a few times and strongly recommend it.

Of course if they spit your load before you can kiss them :sever:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That's called snowballing

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's called retaining your chi, the only way you can ascend to higher consciousness

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

BigBadSteve posted:

Pro-tip for guys: Have your partner suck your dick til you cum, but tell tem not to swallow. After you blow in their mouth, give them a passionate kiss, and enjoy the delicious taste of your own fresh spooge.

I've done this a few times and strongly recommend it.

Of course if they spit your load before you can kiss them :sever:

Gross
It tastes terrible

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
But I still like you not trying to be mean

Just blechhh

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Spinz posted:

Gross
It tastes terrible

Pineapple juice solves that problem

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Spinz posted:

Gross
It tastes terrible

lameeeeeee

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Anyone want to

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