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So my wife and I just had about six people over tonight. Before everyone arrived it started to rain. I didn’t feel like picking up mud later, so when our guests got here I asked them to kick off their shoes when the came in. Big mistake. While everyone was here I was smelling nasty foot-smell the whole time. It was STRONG. At first I thought it was my imagination. I left the living room to go back to the kitchen, and when I came back it hit me like a sledgehammer. Everyone must have smelled it but no one said anything. We just let it happen to us. And whoever was the gross poo poo with the stinky feet could have at least cracked a joke or something. “Sorry guys I stepped in a puddle this morning and my shoes reek!” I would have gotten them some slippers or something. Like don’t get me wrong… I’ve been the smelly-foot guy once before. Back when I was like 14 years old, in gym class we had to do this thing where we take off our shoes and see how far we could reach forward on this stupid wooden board. As soon as my shoes came off, a bunch of girls started snickering. I guess my feet smelled. Anyway… that was kind of an eye opening moment for me. Started showering and changing my socks more than once a fortnight. I was 14 years old when that happened. The stinker who stunk up my house tonight must have been in their mid-30’s. Like, motherfucker! gently caress you! After everyone left I took a shower, and when I came out of the shower THE HOUSE STILL SMELLED OF FEET. I can smell it now. It’s loving following me. ITS NOT MY loving FEET. Do I need to hire like an HR firm to send memos to our friends reminding them of proper hygiene?
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Stinks
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Nov 28, 2022 02:08
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When I was in the klink I thought man do my feet stink
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Nov 28, 2022 02:09
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Mmmmmmm Can I come over
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Nov 28, 2022 02:10
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:It’s loving following me. ITS NOT MY loving FEET. Do I need to hire like an HR firm to send memos to our friends reminding them of proper hygiene?
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Nov 28, 2022 02:18
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OP now is the perfect time to break into the lucrative clown shoe market
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Nov 28, 2022 02:18
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One time my best friend in middle school came over for a sleep over and we sat down to watch TV with my mom and I can't remember if my mom left the room or put her shirt over her nose but she did something like that. Girl smelled. She also would give me lice all the time. Good friends otherwise but the personal hygiene was lacking.
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Nov 28, 2022 02:27
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can I come over?
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Nov 28, 2022 02:30
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ah, a shoes-on household. interesting.
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Nov 28, 2022 02:31
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Slugworth posted:You literally just told us you have a history of stinky feet. It’s not me, you testicle. Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Nov 28, 2022 |
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Nov 28, 2022 02:44
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Bottle the mystery foot air and put it on eBay
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Nov 28, 2022 02:48
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When competing with others, a good tactic is to enter the competition with super stinky feet. This can help get you an A in tough classes.
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Nov 28, 2022 03:17
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You should stop hanging out with pediviles
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Nov 28, 2022 03:17
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Footfungusophilia
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Nov 28, 2022 03:17
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sprinkle parmesan cheese everywhere to cover up the smell
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Nov 28, 2022 03:28
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try farting op you might feel better and improve the smell
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Nov 28, 2022 03:50
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Gonna need to mop that floor asap, minus well use some concentrated bleach. Least then your house will smell of bleach.
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Nov 28, 2022 04:44
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Cut yo feet off. Bag em up and put em outside in the trash. If the house doesn't smell anymore it was you ya dirty footed fucker.
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Nov 28, 2022 04:46
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Gonna need detailed descriptions of all the feet involved in order to get to the bottom of this op.
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Nov 28, 2022 04:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Gonna need detailed descriptions of all the feet involved in order to get to the bottom of this op. Everyone had big thick socks on… total snoozefest
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Nov 28, 2022 05:09
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That's why Jesus washed the feet of his guests when they came to dinner OP.
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Nov 28, 2022 05:44
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open a window not a thread
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Nov 28, 2022 06:34
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Next time just piss all over the floor so the house smells like piss. Problem solved
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Nov 28, 2022 06:35
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Itt we discuss my whole house smelling like farts
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Nov 28, 2022 06:36
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ah, a shoes-on household. interesting. Shoes on is a valid approach if you rent and have pets. Just wait until you hear about people with cats that get on the kitchen counter. Start smoking inside, OP. The foot smell will be gone in 3-5 packs.
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Nov 28, 2022 07:05
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Slayerjerman posted:minus well what the gently caress
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Nov 28, 2022 07:23
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Simply ask your guests whose feet reek so that you can indicate them toward the bathroom for them to wash up. Or if you'd like to be more discreet, find an excuse to be alone in a room with each of them at a time until you identify the culprit and can indicate them toward the bathroom. I'm sorry your hospitality was rewarded with bad smells op
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Itt we discuss my whole house smelling like farts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HtTSPStgNY
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Nov 28, 2022 09:10
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Go buy a spraycan of air freshener already, stinky.
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Nov 28, 2022 10:14
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:So my wife and I just had about six people over tonight. Before everyone arrived it started to rain. I didn’t feel like picking up mud later, so when our guests got here I asked them to kick off their shoes when the came in. Which of your guests are high on the suspect list? Give us some dirt.
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Nov 28, 2022 10:16
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prayer group posted:what the gently caress Was gonna post this I'm glad I'm not the only one Wasn't there a thread once about things you thought were saying one thing but it's actually something else? Like "for all intensive purposes" stuff like that. Fascinates me
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Nov 28, 2022 10:47
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Call a young priest and an old priest
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Nov 28, 2022 11:26
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based on the foot smell description, I could immediately tell something was wrong.
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Nov 28, 2022 13:44
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Serve old cheese without missing a beat
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Nov 28, 2022 13:55
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wash your feet op
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Nov 28, 2022 13:57
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At least the whole house doesn't smell like cum.
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Nov 28, 2022 14:06
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Jose Oquendo posted:At least the whole house doesn't smell like cum. that's one way to do it
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Nov 28, 2022 14:13
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Jose Oquendo posted:At least the whole house doesn't smell like cum. We don’t know this. We only know that the house currently smells like feet. Perhaps the foot smell is in addition to cumstank, or even strong enough to cover it up. Once again, OP has declined to provide the important details required to solve a mystery of this level.
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Nov 28, 2022 14:24
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Htbh but this sounds like a viral marketing ARG for limburger cheese. Ban op
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is OP a little old lady perchance
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