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# ? Jul 27, 2024 03:53 |
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Haha whatever happened to her bakery anyway?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I highly doubt Jim Bob gives oral sex Judging by general reactions in the PYF scary unnerving things, a lot of people are scared of caves and cave spelunking.
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Some folks'l never touch their kids but then again some folks will. Like Jim Bob the slackjawed yokel.
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Wedemeyer posted:Judging by general reactions in the PYF scary unnerving things, a lot of people are scared of caves and cave spelunking. Like a hot dog in a football stadium.
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I GIS'd vaginal prolapse. To all women posters, why don't you insist on adoption? Pregnancy is hosed up and has an absurd amount of health issues and side-effects and consequences associated with it. I shoot a load and I'm done. You're totally hosed, and you don't even know how hosed until well after the fact. How do you even budget for that?
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Do It Once Right posted:I GIS'd vaginal prolapse. from what I've heard, pregnancy hormones usually mess with your brain so the idea of having a kid outweighs the downside of wrecking your downstairs. plus it presumably heals up after a while, the human body is pretty resilient anyways that's why legalizing birth control and abortions is pretty drat important, having a child is like changing your life from normal to hard mode and women should be able to decide when they're ready for that
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Do It Once Right posted:I GIS'd vaginal prolapse. What the gently caress did I tell you not to do.
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Portals posted:from what I've heard, pregnancy hormones usually mess with your brain so the idea of having a kid outweighs the downside of wrecking your downstairs. plus it presumably heals up after a while, the human body is pretty resilient Or OR..Third world baby farms?
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Sorry I'm late but for anyone who doesn't get this joke, Dug Hers = Duggars. Makes you think.
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Do It Once Right posted:I GIS'd vaginal prolapse.
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Obligatory Toast posted:What the gently caress did I tell you not to do. YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME! e: I called my Mom to tell her that I love her. She's an RN who popped 4 absurdly large kids out of her vag. She was happy to hear from me. I'm glad my mom isn't a Duergar. Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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It's turning yourself inside out FOR THE LORD
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If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?
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Lodin posted:Some folks'l never touch their kids but then again some folks will. Hey, Josh! Get off your dang sister!
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Pvt.Scott posted:What the gently caress? Did I miss out on being molested as a child? How the gently caress is this a common occurrence? I guess I wasn't a tempting enough five-year-old. I should have worn tighter shorts and maybe stretched a lot before running around the neighborhood. According to a past co-worker of mine, every woman's been molested/raped as a child. When I told her I hadn't been, she insisted that I was abused but was still too traumatized to recall or admit it. I guess it was part of her coping mechanism to believe the reason it happened to her was that it happened to everyone.
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The Duggars are now a spinoff of Sister Wives
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:seinfeld-welp.gif:
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Do It Once Right posted:If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'? Lmao
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M_Sinistrari posted:According to a past co-worker of mine, every woman's been molested/raped as a child. When I told her I hadn't been, she insisted that I was abused but was still too traumatized to recall or admit it. I guess it was part of her coping mechanism to believe the reason it happened to her was that it happened to everyone. People do insane things to rationalize abuse or when someone they loved is accused of abuse. Some family member was sexually abusing a bunch of the young kids, of which my friend's mother was one of them back then, and when she tried to tell her parents/other relatives she was scolded for lying and called a bad child. It hosed her up pretty bad for her entire life. Decades later and after years of trying to reach out and re-form an actual relationship with the mother who shattered her emotionally she had a tenuous relationship consisting mostly of polite phone calls until one day the denial mother started talking about how she hears all these stories of gays and pedophiles abusing children and she's decide to volunteer to 'raise awareness' on the issue. My friend's mom lost her poo poo and started screaming at her mother about how that poo poo happened to her and her cousins and no one would believe them and it wasn't a scary guy in a van or a campy gay person it was the trusted uncle that no one would believe did it and then punished the kids who spoke out. Basically, the Duggar family is slowly reaching a boiling point where the abuse victims will loving snap and burn all their family bridges and gtfo with horrific tales of creepy behavior and sexual abuse from Jim Bob and Josh.
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drat I knew I wasn't crazy. I believe Michelle has great potential and is attractive to boot. She's just under some moral patriarch's thumb.
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Do It Once Right posted:If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'? Calimari Tube Night
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Do It Once Right posted:If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'? "fellatio"
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Toadvine posted:drat I knew I wasn't crazy. I believe Michelle has great potential and is attractive to boot. She's just under some moral patriarch's thumb. Where do you think all those girls get their fairly attractive genes from? definitely not jim boob
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Do It Once Right posted:If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'? eating at a buffet
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etalian posted:eating at a buffet That's just loving rancid. lol, gently caress that's harsh
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How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick? Could a woman put her prolapsed vagina in my butt??
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"Women, how could you ever have children with your cooty parts?!!" - Some dumb goon
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The Fattest PI posted:How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick? I imagine it's like trying to cram the stuff back into a busted Stretch Armstrong.
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The human body is very resilient.
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What alignment would the duggar class be?
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King of Bees posted:What alignment would the duggar class be? Lawful neutral Classes don't have alignments tho
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A MIRACLE posted:Lawful neutral what about paladins?
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Lord of Pie posted:I imagine it's like trying to cram the stuff back into a busted Stretch Armstrong. Just take the vagina in your hand and use it like a glove and masturbate yourself with it.
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Draugr or Duggar. Hard choice.
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The Fattest PI posted:How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick? hit it with a stick and hope it explodes into a pile of candy
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Ultimate Mango posted:Just take the vagina in your hand and use it like a glove and masturbate yourself with it. ![]()
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The White Dragon posted:"fellatio" falafelatio
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/co-author-of-mike-huckabee-books-was-accused-of-child-molest?utm_term=.guY0kXExk here have some click bait
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 03:53 |
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For real though, Jim Bob takes like a whole month* break after each baby in order to pray his wife's ravaged cooter back into launch position. *or longer if it's a sinful girlchild
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