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tie-dye my titties
Jun 13, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois


Hey the saurus aren't you from Dudley?

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009





what is that about floor pizza anyway?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Hey the saurus aren't you from Dudley?

No, my mum was born in Tipton though.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Somehow I am not getting the sense that The Saurus knows much about such ephemera as "realization" or "self-awareness" or "being a competent human being."

Clochette has always struck me as pretty reasonable, but now I am left questioning that impression.

I found myself questioning her judgment because shed always make threads about embarassing idiots and yet none of them included a wedding photo

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl



hey guys i have a tiny rear end GF, i have to stretch her over my sideshow quality hog like a sentient condom, please give me admiration and respect

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


I have no need for admiration and respect, sir

I just want to reassure men with average and smaller sized dicklets that the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

The world is not a loving porno, and women don't choose men based on how big their dicks are (I think).

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

women choose men for all types of reasons, not always so shallow as penis size

sometimes for deeper and more enduring reasons, for example a shared interest in monitoring the daily routines of a severely retarded man

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

It sounds like she had a kid and didn't tell you, man.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


Because there are men out there who believe all of the following, apparently:















Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

by zen death robot


Travis343 posted:

hey guys i have a tiny rear end GF, i have to stretch her over my sideshow quality hog like a sentient condom, please give me admiration and respect

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014



Lipstick Apathy

whoflungpoop posted:

women choose men for all types of reasons, not always so shallow as penis size

sometimes for deeper and more enduring reasons, for example a shared interest in monitoring the daily routines of a severely retarded man

Lol

lohli
Jun 30, 2008


NomChompsky posted:

A lot of them could have an undiagnosed personality disorder. I've got avoidant personality disorder and without CBT I'd be a fuckin wreck because with it you basically feel worthless regardless of how positive other people are toward you, and while you desperate want to love and be loved you feel like it is totally impossible.

I don't at all doubt that they've got personality disorders, but grouping up and brooding about all the bad poo poo is literally the opposite of what they should be doing.

It's pretty much the same as fat people getting together on tumblr to vent to eachother about the sadness that comes from being so fat that their knees will give out before they're 40 so they feel less bad but spending enough time in a masturbatory echo chamber that they're convinced that they're being persecuted.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014



Lipstick Apathy

But enough about the Saurus's daily routines

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl



whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lol

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Fuck this gay MOTHER Earth.


The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
















The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
















hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



too much

Gr4vyB04t
Jan 31, 2010

Hey gurl, hey.


This has got be videogame's fault right? They seem to think that other people are like videogames.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe










Pick
Jul 19, 2009

powerful beyond man's wildest imagination


Nap Ghost

NomChompsky posted:

A lot of them could have an undiagnosed personality disorder. I've got avoidant personality disorder and without CBT I'd be a fuckin wreck because with it you basically feel worthless regardless of how positive other people are toward you, and while you desperate want to love and be loved you feel like it is totally impossible.

I have known men like you, and know men like you, and I try to be especially kind to y'all. It is a real shame that therapy is so stigmatized. (Not ironic)

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


The Saurus, could you at least TIMG those idiot comics? Many of them were posted previously in the thread, and a lot of them are basically NSFW. I'd rather not have to worry about lovely line-art pseudoporn covering my browser window.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

by zen death robot


i think he is trying to distract everyone from his clownishly large penis

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?





Nice setup

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Port Wine Manteau posted:

Sadly, I think I know the specific guy you're talking about. He had a blog about his proposition to the government called "Government Gets Girlfriends" or similar and basically he wanted the government to pay for women to date / bang incels like him and/or otherwise socially inept / broken males because there was literally no other way these guys would be able to obtain sexual release and thereby they could never contribute to society in a meaningful way.

I think that was just an essay by Bernie Sanders.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



That panel with the huge cock looming at the window is loving great

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer

I find them all incredibly amusing.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose

Grimey Drawer

Mak0rz posted:

That panel with the huge cock looming at the window is loving great

The guy that draws these sure likes drawing naked men.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe




wish this could be av size

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

I seriously can't get over this idiot thinking he needed to stretch vaginas out to fit his dick, like this is the scientific thing you do, when your dick is big

he doesn't even realize how loving dumb that is

I just

you loving moron

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

like if you stick things in a vagina enough it's just gonna magically expand so it can fit bigger dicks and this is a process you do over many weeks

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

sorry babe I'm only on day two of my vagina stretching routine it's gonna be another four days before I can accommodate your giant dick

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


~kegels trust and love 4 penetrative orgasms @ any size~

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Troposphere posted:

like if you stick things in a vagina enough it's just gonna magically expand so it can fit bigger dicks and this is a process you do over many weeks

Is he confusing vaginas with buttholes? Because I feel like that's kind of how buttholes work.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Meanwhile:

"My boyfriend has such a big dig that he can't move inside me, but I make it shrink over time by compressing it with my vagina. Whenever we're apart for a while I need to re-compress it."

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!

Lipstick Apathy

Troposphere posted:

like if you stick things in a vagina enough it's just gonna magically expand so it can fit bigger dicks and this is a process you do over many weeks

SUPERSIZE IT

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




jfc those comics or whatever like what even the gently caress

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




i can't tell if they're jokes or just the work of a very angry person

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Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Angry jokes?

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