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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


ah but of course

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
The doctor being the tiny dude is the first part of this that's made sense

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

my high rear end telling my friends (also high) about mycorrhizae (again)

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
I sure would have liked to see brad pitt and dr. baby map out the multiverse rather than those 600 club scenes.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Brad Pitt played Irish Brad Pitt a few times.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

mahershalalhashbaz posted:



meanwhile, holli would was dragged out of the casino by security like some sort of drunk and disorderly ralph bakshi.



lmao

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

"The cool world"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Well who didn't see that coming

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Well who didn't see that coming

I didn't because I forgot all about that guy

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

The Bloop posted:

I didn't because I forgot all about that guy

I only saw it coming because of the description earlier in the same post by the OP.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

OH my god, I keep seeing this guy throughout the years pop up in different movies and commercials.

He was in a few commercials, he was the "wop" behind the couch in True Romance, he always has a quick bit part, except for the 2000 TV series The Invisible Man, where he played the sidekick.

But over the years, I'll always end up seeing him pop up in some movie I never realized he was in.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0070115/

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

I tried watching this on VHS when I was a kid and this guy's first introduction is the last thing I remember before going off and doing something else. At first I was like, is this the right movie? then this guy shows up and it's like okay, there are cartoons in it, but it's boring as gently caress, I'm gonna play with hot wheels

Had no idea the movie got so bad. It's making me kind of angry

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
This thread has provided me with much vaguely uncomfortable entertainment. Thanks OP, I guess?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


Wait shouldn’t this doctor baby have been converted into a human before or when he crossed over?

Or do you have to gently caress a noid to turn into a noid?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Are you saying Doctor Baby couldn't get any noid he wanted into bed?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No mods in cool world

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

Bula Vinaka posted:

OH my god, I keep seeing this guy throughout the years pop up in different movies and commercials.

He was in a few commercials, he was the "wop" behind the couch in True Romance, he always has a quick bit part, except for the 2000 TV series The Invisible Man, where he played the sidekick.

But over the years, I'll always end up seeing him pop up in some movie I never realized he was in.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0070115/

Look at this man who has never seen The Wire.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Bula Vinaka posted:

OH my god, I keep seeing this guy throughout the years pop up in different movies and commercials.

He was in a few commercials, he was the "wop" behind the couch in True Romance, he always has a quick bit part, except for the 2000 TV series The Invisible Man, where he played the sidekick.

But over the years, I'll always end up seeing him pop up in some movie I never realized he was in.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0070115/

He looks kinda like prince william

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Bula Vinaka posted:

OH my god, I keep seeing this guy throughout the years pop up in different movies and commercials.

He was in a few commercials, he was the "wop" behind the couch in True Romance, he always has a quick bit part, except for the 2000 TV series The Invisible Man, where he played the sidekick.

But over the years, I'll always end up seeing him pop up in some movie I never realized he was in.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0070115/

He is the poor man’s Arliss Howard.

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 10 days!)

Bula Vinaka posted:

OH my god, I keep seeing this guy throughout the years pop up in different movies and commercials.
he is the real vegas vinnie

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 10 days!)

an ominous chord played, then faded into mellow lounge jazz. kim basinger's face contorted in dismay. losing control of her muscle-powered noid lips, holli would stuttered for a full 4.5 seconds. "y-y-y-y-y-y-..."



at last she forced it out. "y-you're a doodle!"



the unsettling doctor baby chuckled in a deep bawdy voice and plucked its moustache lasciviously. "in cool world they knew me as whiskers!"





it did it again. "doctor finston whiskers!"



"didn't you touch the spike?!" cried holli would. "sure i touched it!" doctor finston whiskers lamented.



"but i couldn't hold it."



"no one can!"



holli hadn't listened to the second half of his lamentation. all that she needed was the confirmation that the spike of power was real, and that it was right in front of her - up there, on the roof of the casino.



she gasped and grew tearful in its presence.



her doodle heart coveted it.



"just because you weren't man enough to hold onto it!" she said to doctor finston whiskers as he scowled at her from waist height.



"i'm goin' up there!"



as doctor finston whiskers protested that the spike of power did not belong to her, holli would secretly unsheathed her pen.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

no ring

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 10 days!)

holli would brandished the pen at doctor finston whiskers.



he recoiled in terror.





doctor finston whiskers tried to flee, but holli caught him easily.





his elastic doodle outline was hard for her to hold onto with her meaty noid hands as he flailed around, shrieking.



at that moment, jennifer's mom's car rolled down the vegas strip and its three occupants came into view of the union plaza hotel.



they saw holli would and doctor finston whiskers wrestling in the carpark of the casino.



"there she is," said brad pitt grimly. "she looks pretty!" said jennifer.

mahershalalhashbaz fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Oct 13, 2021

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

gleebster posted:

Are you saying Doctor Baby couldn't get any noid he wanted into bed?

I googled 'cool world hentai' and... meh.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

"she looks pretty!" said jennifer.


What the hell is with this movie.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Didnt dr baby and brad pitt spend a bunch of off screen time exploring the multiverse together? Maybe there's a reason brad knows what happens when you gently caress a doodle

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I like that the teenager sees a woman fighting a loving cartoon in real life and her first instinct is to gush over her looks despite having already met her earlier.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Maybe Jennifer is Vegas Vinnie and she's behind the whole thing. Whatever the thing is. I still haven't figured out exactly what anyone is trying to accomplish other then Holly wanting to gently caress and I guess Brad Pitt wanting to kill everyone because Holly hosed???

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I mean

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Mega64 posted:

I like that the teenager sees a woman fighting a loving cartoon in real life and her first instinct is to gush over her looks despite having already met her earlier.

jennifer is gay, sometimes its just like that

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Well, the critics hated Cool World, but I'm sure the audiences will love it!
Oh.
Well, maybe it's like a Van Gogh thing. Decades later, people will recognise Cool World as an epoch-defining work of genius!
Oh.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
So far the greatest impact this film has had is that all of us are ritualistically absorbing it at about 20 seconds of footage a day for months and I don't know what will fill this void when we hit the end. Where can we get more Cool World?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The world is not cool, therefore it is

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Sourdough Sam posted:

So far the greatest impact this film has had is that all of us are ritualistically absorbing it at about 20 seconds of footage a day for months and I don't know what will fill this void when we hit the end. Where can we get more Cool World?

perhaps the true cool world was the friends we made along the way

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I can't really imagine Ralph Bakshi having friends

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

So why does Holli want the Spike of Power, anyway? She's already a noid in the real world - I thought that was her goal all along.
The Spike can collapse the two worlds into one, or something - why would that be something she wants? Or is it to stop her "going doodle" all the time?

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

So why does Holli want the Spike of Power, anyway? She's already a noid in the real world - I thought that was her goal all along.
The Spike can collapse the two worlds into one, or something - why would that be something she wants? Or is it to stop her "going doodle" all the time?

if the movie up to this point is any indication, it is because she wants to have sex with it

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Dads Dip Cup posted:

if the movie up to this point is any indication, it is because she wants to have sex with it

Speaking of which, wouldn't a collapse of the worlds where everyone's at least mostly noid (that's what would happen, right?) be in Brad Pitt's interest? She could finally have sex with Lonette!

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