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It looks like a 90s rat tail haircut in the thumbnail, and that's what I assume it looks like from far away as well.
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I always wanted a tattoo that looked like it was infected with a horrible case of herpes!
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Jun 11, 2014 15:15
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unscaveu? unscavpo? unscavpu?
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Patchouli Patrol posted:The following are selected tattoos, all from this one train wreck who used to date a friend of mine, all from Facebook. After staring at it for 5 minutes I think I deciphered the first one: "beautiful." I'm guessing in a similar vein the other one is "sincere" but missing the last 'e'? E: please tell me this doesn't represent a miscarriage, because it looks like a fetus with angel wings  
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Jun 16, 2014 22:10
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Maggie Fletcher posted:It's one thing to be a scratcher at a kitchen table. It's another to not have a sterile workstation. But why do all these scratcher hovels look like they're completely covered in filth? Fast food wrappers, stains on the floor, garbage everywhere. At least straighten up a bit and maybe 409 the table before you take pictures? There's a red solo cup, so there's obviously alcohol to use as a sterilizer Picnic Princess posted:He could be posting from a microwave, it's a thing now. 2008 MacBook Pros got hot enough to cook food (and flesh  ) so sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between computer/microwave.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:59
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cyberia posted:Lick Beautifully? Yeah that's what I read. I guess it's meant to give instructions on bjs? Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 02:39 on Jun 21, 2014 |
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Jun 21, 2014 02:22
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13Pandora13 posted:Live. The right side of the v goes up all stupidly stylistic. I was well aware of this.
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Jun 21, 2014 02:39
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Speleothing posted:I would buy that T-shirt. I also would buy that shirt. The spider guy stretched out was bothering me so I fixed it. I think it looks awesome, especially the shadows under the legs, though it is also completely loving retarded.  Also, how are there SO many misspelled tattoos? Are that many people-artists and customers-illiterate? Artists are cruel and punishing customers? Or are the people like "well just write 'angel'" on my face I trust you  without seeing it drawn on them first, or even drawn on paper?
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Jun 28, 2014 17:11
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Jesus christ that guy literally has DD moobs.
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Jun 29, 2014 00:16
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Istari posted:I've also just noticed that the tattoo 'artist' in the second picture isn't wearing gloves The couch and coffee table are part of his studio, to make his clients feel at home. What the gently caress is the tattoo supposed to be anyways? The last person said it was lips but... How?
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Jul 11, 2014 12:09
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When I was 19/20 I got sleeves done at a reputable shop that did sterilization on site etc. At my then job a lady showed me her arm tattoo of a fat naked lady, and the tattoo was swollen in random places despite being over 2 years old, kind of like this but MUCH more horribly done I know allergic reactions are real but I have a feeling that this was due more to lovely ink, lovely "artist", and no sterilization. Anyways because I was obviously interested in tattoos, she INSISTED on me coming to one of her tattoo parties where everyone got a tattoo by some guy. I politely tried to decline but the conversation went on for like 20 minutes. Then she would bring it up from time to time, and how fun her last party was..
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Jul 11, 2014 22:55
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I found this on something like "gently caress yeah tattoos" For reference:  I would sort of forgive it if it was like 2 inches x 2 inches. But considering how much space they had to work with...
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Aug 13, 2014 17:20
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 This looks like the skull is trying so hard to eat that deformed compass that it's dislocating its jaw. And also that it's wearing aviators for some reason.
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Aug 28, 2014 16:42
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What really completes this is the guy drinking a Heineken in the background.
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Sep 3, 2014 00:09
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Staryberry posted:Yeah, and Gil Elvgren girls don't look like they just got stung by a swarm of bees on their faces. This guy really loved the duck lips, goddamn
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Sep 16, 2014 02:52
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Dr. Stab posted:
It looks like a lovely cursive G  Calofire Guminers.
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Sep 21, 2014 01:19
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Say Nothing posted:Please identify this thing. "Horribly healing (&done obv), scabbing tattoo, with possible infection incoming, which, for some reason, says 'rice'" And probably something to do with juggalos.
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Sep 22, 2014 05:16
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Smash it Smash hit posted:fwiw that same guy has "gently caress cops" on his stomach ?  If you're not making it up please tell me that was the inspiration for said tattoo. Because that would make it even more terrible.
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Sep 25, 2014 02:43
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:...you know that there's lots and lots of "gently caress cops" and ACAB and gently caress NYPD tattoos from long before whatever video game that is, right? Like, probably pushing a century. Yeah I'm well aware. If you didn't know, the game is GTAV and was/is massively popular so it wouldn't surprise me if some idiot got a tattoo copying the game. That's why I was hoping the inspiration for his friend's tattoo was that game because that would make it 5000 times worse. Judge Tesla posted:Trevor from GTA 5 is the sort of person who'd get that kind of tattoo, and many others posted in this thread, as he's utterly insane.  ^^ Lot of the tattoos in the game are also based off real life horror. Google "anus belly button tattoo" but keep in mind it gets   Here is a non-disgusting yet still gross tattoo found under that search result 
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Sep 25, 2014 17:32
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JoelJoel posted:mildly Is this a trick post? What the gently caress is wrong with this? I think it only looks a bit off in the photo because she's turned slightly to her left. And I am a  female and not looking at the boobs.^^ drum dude: why does it say SKILLET in giant letters?
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Oct 29, 2014 23:04
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Oh ok. I guess my mind immediately went to food frying skillet because he's ridiculously red like he just got fried. I know is obv a new tattoo but I had many and never reacted like that 
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Oct 29, 2014 23:18
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Picnic Princess posted:I thought it was a chibi chocobo on skis. That's exactly what I thought.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I strongly suspect that it's less a case of "tattoo artists can't spell" and more a case of "artist pointed it out to client, client became belligerent and insisted on spelling it their way". Yeah when I was researching tattoos all the (legitimate) artists said "yes I told the client 20 times that this is spelled wrong, but the client insisted that 'THIS IS CORRECT THIS IS WHAT I WANT'".
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Dec 1, 2014 19:35
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They're terrible, they're super wavy. I decided to make it even more obvious with a lovely artifacted first google image search image. Compare waviness:  e: bleh the more I look at it the worse it is, looks like the ink is bleeding too Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Dec 1, 2014 |
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Dec 1, 2014 22:01
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They also seem to get a lot of lovely, small tattoos that aren't related in any way and haphazardly placed in random spots. Is their PR person saying they shouldn't look "too Hardcore tattooed"? Commit to a sleeve or at least a half-sleeve, come on.
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Dec 5, 2014 06:13
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Yeah that makes sense. And I guess the amount of people criticizing them is minuscule compared to the amount of OMG THIS IS AMAZING fans and the famous person's thousand of yes-men.
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Dec 5, 2014 09:31
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A buddy saw this in a commercial during Jerry Springer and sent this to me http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140131/uptown/tattoo-factory-owner-opening-drink-ink-bar-next-door-his-shop Yes this seems like a good idea. Well let's look at the tattoo---    Yeah....
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Jan 1, 2015 07:40
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 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3692592&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post439835275 Bonus points for the shopped abs in the first pic
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Jan 7, 2015 02:00
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Windows 98 posted:They weren't shops I was just trying to impress a girl by flexing for the pic No problem  But seriously to impress a girl cover up that with a hardcore tattoo. Can't remember if it was posted: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663422 Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Jan 7, 2015 02:38
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I've seen thousands upon thousands of lovely tattoos thanks to the Internet, and this is the worst one by far. And yeah I'm pretty sure it's a woman. E: unless some guy likes to have a bra for his moobs
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Jan 15, 2015 01:11
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confused posted:I don't know if I'd call this tattoo lovely, it actually seems pretty well done. It's just that the subject matter is so.... so.... I'd be fascinated to know what the thought process was behind it, since it's obviously something that someone actually put thought into. Yeah that's exactly what I meant. It's well done. So there was a good amount of work going into this thing just for the planning, and upwards of 4+ hours of actual tattooing, and at no pony [the spell check autocorrected to this and I'm keeping it] --- at no pony did anyone ever stop to think that it was a bad idea My autocorrect keeps changing my typing of "point" to "pony", goddamnit smart-rear end Google.
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Miaou posted:
What kind of dicks are you looking at to make you see them there? I can only see a dick there if like, it was cut up in surgery and that's just the skin and everything inside removed. I'm a woman but I've seen many dicks and none looked like that. cobalt impurity posted:Please see a doctor about your hosed-up dick.
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for lady's butt in a thong http://i.imgur.com/VAyFJvT.jpg Well done but yeah. The octopus tattoo on the bottom left is loving awesome though and I would so get it myself.
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Scathach posted:Is that an open can of corn on the lower left? Maybe it's referencing that porn image of the fat hairy dude doing it doggy style with the very unhappy woman while chugging a can of corn. This one http://i.imgur.com/Nzlj7Bd.jpg
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Aug 14, 2015 06:27
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I think in 10-20 years the tattoo removal industry will be BOOMING. I went to a festival this weekend and the amount of people with random small tattoos all over their bodies was insane. Like just small things haphazardly placed on random parts of the body. One girl had the peanut butter jelly time banana on her tricep. Imo if you're going to get tattoos, commit and get a big piece. Not some ~random quirky~ thing. ...I need to get an MD and buy a tattoo removal laser....$$$
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Aug 18, 2015 17:45
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Joke's on her, that's not accurate female anatomy (timg in case educational anatomy textbooks are nws?) 
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Sep 2, 2015 17:53
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There are some really loving cool and well-done pyramid head tattoos out there. This is not one of them. 
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I wondered if there were Smashing Pumpkins tattoos This is on the inner thigh. Imagine getting someone naked, trying to go down on them, and there's Billy Corgan's giant bald head.  You got this because you think you're unique but no, the quote is true. You're lame and boring.  I fuse that I mmm Ordering lust like eve yone .  That loving face. What it should be: http://i.imgur.com/0HVnTyy.jpg  The more poo change The less poo teel (I know it looks like pou but pou sounds like poo and the tattoo is poo [poo poo] ) Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 01:00 on Oct 11, 2015 |
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