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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Daniel Cormier posted:

"I know this will probably be unpopular, but if Jones won't sign, whether it be for money or a lack of wanting to fight the kid, I'll fight Alexander Gustafsson. But it should be for the interim title. If they're putting a belt on the line, I don't care what date it is. It was never about Jones, I just want the title. Besides, it'll work out better for Jones; he won't have to fight both of us"

No, drat it, DC! That's exactly what Jones wants, you've fallen into his plans of not having to fight anyone! :mad:

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

gus/dc would be a real cool fight, but i'd prefer it after one of them fucks jones up

Yeah, it would be, but I agree that it should be after Jones gets pasted

# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 17:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

A little preemptive, but:

UFC 174 - Ov Mighty Mice and Tiny Men

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 04:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I'm working on a thing where I talk about all the Dagestani fighters.

I've got Volk Han and Rustam Khabilov (Because he's got a fight this weekend)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639810

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 08:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Scott808 posted:

I don't want to ruin your thread by posting in the middle of presumably your intro posts, so I'll post here instead.

That landing on that suplex is really nasty looking. Holy poo poo.

Nah, I'll get to the other dudes piecemeal as they come up (Ali Baga is up next, at some point!)

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 08:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

khabib's also conspicuous only by his absence

Don't worry, I'll get to him soon.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 09:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

EvanSchenck posted:

If you don't mind, I could post a little background information about Dagestan when I have time later on today.

I welcome any and all Dagestan information.

Think of that thread like the midcard thread, except exclusively about dudes from the Caucasus

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 14:27

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Thank you, internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBdVncU_LA

# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 00:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fight Night 42: We're On A Mission From God

# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 03:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Has he gotten married and banged someone finally yet?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2014 13:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bulging Nipples posted:

I havent lived in my home country for 6 years now. There's speaking a little bit slower and clearer for a non native speakers benefit, and then theres speaking like a rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon which is why Greg Jackson is a doofus

Edit: anyways, I want Bendo to fight Diego Sanchez so the judges will just actually have to literally flip a coin just this once

I get

but why wouldn't you think Benson would be able to do what he did to Rustam (Hurt him with punches, leap onto a choke) to Diego, only much quicker?

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 13:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lid posted:

Fun fact: Diego Sanchez holds the record for most fights ending in decision in UFC history (15), his last victory via stoppage was in 2008, and has only been stopped once in his entire career (TKO via doctor stoppage cut against BJ Penn). The one thing Diego is is that he is durable.

I'll have to go back and watch the fights, but according to Fight Metric, from the Penn fight onwards, only one guy has attempted a submission on Diego, Paulo Thiago (Granted it was 4 attempts). People get too caught up punching Diego in the head, which doesn't really do much to stop the fight, which is why I said Bendo would probably be smart enough to hurt Diego with punches, and then just throw on a guillotine or RNC and get him to go unconscious.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 14:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Diego is also good at Gaidojitsu, a made-up marital art on par with Gymkata and Akido.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 17:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Chael should have ran out a side door

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 19:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

They should make the volleyball and basketball women from TUF Brasil fight each other.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 20:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Panama Red posted:

UFC 175: Presented by Clomid

Clome to the core?

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 21:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I like to imagine that the only time Joe Silva isn't watching at least 3 fights simultaneously is when he's cage-side, watching 1 fight

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 14:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

also there's rin nakai to UFC rumors so someone light the bean signal

Rin vs Ronda, Pancrase rules (Wherein Ronda gets disqualified for submitting Rin via armbar)

# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 16:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Requires 2 AA batteries and one large pizza

# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 17:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

individual865 posted:

As a result, #RoryMacDonaldShopsDarknet was a thing on Twitter earlier today that was pretty funny.

I enjoyed it!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 04:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheRationalRedditor posted:

I didn't realize that was something that happens, good lord.

_{i was diagnosed at 6 months, so yeppers}

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 08:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Embedded #4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPU3cfqYy_U

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 08:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Joe Lauzon hasn't fought this year (Granted, he doesn't have a sub victory since 2012).

Also, UFC got rid of the bonus specifically for submissions, so now everyone wants their performance to be Stand and Wang.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 16:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

david carmichael posted:

there don't seem to many leglock submissions. also, we fire people who do leglocks because some ugly dude cried on twitter. unsolvable mysteries probably.

I agree, we need Marcin Held in the UFC.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 16:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

canada jezus posted:

His son is apparently called dana. The more i see dana white behind the scenes, i mean, the man has no taste, awful just awful.

Dana White, first man in history to pass his name down to his progeny. What a terrible, shameful human being.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 17:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

canada jezus posted:

First off, like origami said, why would you call you son dana. Second, that poo poo is just terrible vanity.

Maybe he really likes Dana Barros? Or Dana Gould. poo poo, are all the dude-Danas from Boston?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 17:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

Arlovski comes across as friendly and personable in the brief time he was on Embedded and in most of his interviews, and Schaub is a huge dink, so I'm rooting for Arlovski, but he's kind of in the Pat Barry category where I root for him to win but wish he'd stop.

I'd much rather watch the Andrei and Maximus show

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 16:21

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lid posted:

Ramadan.

Also, isn't the rumor that he's getting the winner of Cerrone vs Miller?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 06:30

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Could Brandon Vera even be a dual-division champion in WSoF or Titan FC at this point?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 15:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Muttonchips posted:

I'm fairly new to MMA and I just got the UFC Fightpass. Which fights should I check out? I started watching after the Weidman Silva fight. Haven't really watched anything beforehand. Is there a good list available anywhere?

I actually made a Fight Pass thread, though at the moment it's just "fights i like" instead of "really good fights everyone should watch" (but you should watch all the fights)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3642892

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 01:32

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

david carmichael posted:

Oplot is actually a militia now.

I thought that was the point from the beginning

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 02:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

"militia" implies a level of organization and discipline that I do not associate with Oplot

"Hey, you, comrade in the audience! Go fight those dudes in the tank!"

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 02:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Panama Red posted:

I am sure this isn't at all relevant here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-average-male-4000-less-effective-in-fights,36321/

DumbWhiteGuy, please add The Onion to the list of credible news sites

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 17:22

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

UFC Fight Night 43 and 44 GDT - Fights? Pass.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 00:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

corillon posted:

Yeah every time someone posts a picture I scroll past so my wife doesn't think I am looking at fetish porn. It would be hilarious if she beat Miesha. I have not seen her fight, is there any chance of that happening?

I assumed she'd get trucked by Sarah D'Alelio (And also Tonya Evinger), yet she won (According to PBP, sounds like she was really dominant against Sarah, getting takedowns and threatening with kimuras. And this was without the special "only rin nakai is allowed to move" rules Pancrase usually sets up. Meisha will probably still ragdoll her, though.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 16:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Weidman is finally going to punch a hole through someone's loving chest

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 19:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lloyd Boner posted:

If there's anyone who can beat Weidman at middleweight it's probably Machida.

GATOR CHOMP

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 22:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lloyd Boner posted:

I like Jacare but I'm pretty sure Weidman knocks him the gently caress out.

I guess Lawler is the hardest puncher he's faced so far. I guess I just figure he's got decent enough hands to maybe make Chris consider going for some wrestles, and I kinda wanna see a Weirdman vs Souza grapple-fight.

Speaking of grapples, I guess we can add Oleksiy "OPLOT" Oliynyk to that list of active UFC fighters that have been fighting since forever (Yves Edwards, Wandy, Vitor, etc) since he made his MMA debut back in 97.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 22:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

I saw Derrick Lewis' debut live and there is nothing special about him except he seems pretty strong.

has he fed his kids yet? :ohdear:

# ¿ Jun 28, 2014 07:10

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Breaking news - Chael Sonnen tested positive for HGH and EPO

# ¿ Jun 29, 2014 02:37

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