Iowa Snow King posted:

Josh Duggar was just dedicated to getting hard data for the Family Research Council

PupsOfWar posted:

Where's the sauce?

That's no way to eat Zaxby's.

Foo posted:

It can't possibly be that the water bottle incident still matters? That's way forgotten by now...

It's like when people bring up Jindal's embarrassing Response to the SOTU address. Yeah, it was bad, but surely his governorship of Louisiana is what people are going to be harping on...

Also -- correct me if I'm wrong -- Rubio had a "progressive" immigration bill, but it didn't pass the House. I think the fact that he tried to get something done would be a plus for a lot of Republicans, some of whom want to reach out to Latino voters. No, he won't get the hardliners, but I think a lot of Republicans want to at least *appear* friendly to some minorities, such as Latinos...

UrbicaMortis posted:

I don't necessarily think the majority of people actually thought Obama was a muslim. Especially since he talked about God quite a lot in his speeches. Good point about Hillary and McCain, although I'm pretty sure they're still Christians, or at least would claim to be if asked.

computer parts posted:

Also, aren't the majority of people in Metropolitan Atlanta black?

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I'd have to look, but there's actually data on this where something like 20-30% of people polled in 2015, said they thought he was Muslim.

mlmp08 posted:

Setting aside this useless anecdotal data, do you just run around all day asking every person if Obama is a Muslim? Or is it just that only crazy people ever feel the need to talk about his faith, and they think he's a secret Muslim?

Bifner McDoogle posted:

Probably the second. Crazy racist people will absolutely tell you unacceptable racist things if they think you're an OK person to tell them to, even if they do not personally know you at all. One time I ordered Chinese Food and the obese white guy that delivered it warned me not to eat to much because he said, and I quote: "I gained 50 pounds since I started working for the chinks". I had never met this guy before.

mlmp08 posted:

Stop hanging out with weirdos. I've talked with plenty of literal white defense contractor upper middle class white guys who didn't get close to saying anything so crazy even when bitching about Obama.

Lastgirl posted:

[intro of Kenan and Kel plays]

Trump walks onto stage, followed by Caine dragging his feet.

Trump: Hello America! Thanks for watching! We have a great show tonight at the White House, some crazy hijinks will ensue. I have the plan to make America great again, if you're not a loser you'll stick around!

[Trump turns to Caine]

Trump: Now Herman, I'm gonna need the following things before my master plan unravels. I'm gonna need a styrofoam noodle, a can of hairspray, duct tape, the Joint Chief of Staff, and a sundae banana split.

[Trump slaps Herman Caine on the back and briskly exits stage left. Caine is dumbfounded at his laundry list and stutters]

Caine: D-donald wait! What do I need this for? Donald!? DONALD?!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY!!

[Caine chases after Trump and exits stage left. Cut to commercial.]

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/623927694967894016

It's from an MSNBC political reporter so it's legit. Apparently it's from a speech that is just now filtering out that sounds amazing.

Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Der Kyhe posted:

So some time next month the republican field will be 12-14 white guys with different flavours of horrible, 1 failed business woman and the most luxurious, yoogest "Offend everyone" Donald "Please don't feel so stupid or insecure" Trump?

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/g0m/status/639158508538208256



https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/639156964618964992



https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/639156429966938113



https://twitter.com/senatorshoshana/status/639151301528539136

jackofarcades posted:

Rand is named Randal, he choose to go by Rand

Smoothrich posted:

Jimmy Carter won the Confederate states but he was incompetent so he was booted out of office for the GOP's principled leadership, it stopped being about racism long ago. Racism was just a Democrat invention to justify owning human slaves for wealth.

Deep Hurting posted:

As a teenager, Ben Carson was so smitten with his next-door neighbor Laura, he once used his scientific brilliance to construct a transformation chamber, hoping it would turn him from a nerdy, awkward, and annoying geek into a cool, confident, smooth operator suave enough to win her over.

But when he emerged from the chamber as Benn Carsón, this new personality was instead a dumb, violent psychopath, who went on a rampage stabbing friends with knives, clubbing relatives with blunt objects, and loudly proclaiming the Egyptian pyramids were used as grain silos instead of Pharaohs' tombs until Ben, thanks to Laura's encouragement, was able to briefly suppress Benn, climb back into the chamber, and return himself to normal.

Everybody learned a valuable lesson about the importance of being yourself, instead of trying to be something or someone you're not.

Or so we thought, for it soon became apparent that the Benn Carsón personality still lurked within Ben Carson's subconscious, periodically emerging and running amok, especially during times of great stress. So Ben, in order to learn how to remove this personality from his brain for good – even if it meant doing so by brute force – dedicated himself to the study of neurology. He became the world's greatest neursurgeon, but even this wasn't enough: the Benn Carsón personality was wily, and could not be isolated.

Out of options, Ben began heavily self-medicating with increasingly more powerful depressants, in an effort to at least smother the Benn Carsón personality. But this only exacerbated the problem, and now each personality alternates consciousness at random, while Benn Carsón constantly plots to finally take complete control of both their shared body, and the entire country.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, he's running for President now.

Dr. Carson and Mr. Benn: Fridays at 8 on ABC T.G.I.F.!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Do we really need to take ted cruz, jindal and huckabee seriously now that they attended a Kevin Swanson conference where Kevin literally said we need laws on the books giving the death penalty for being gay?

More and more I feel like every single one of these candidates is a nonstarter for the general. They all seem to have worse credentials for running nationally than Romney did. And that's loving saying something.

Shifty Pony posted:

So in short 4chan is awful and that is just distilled by /pol/?

I wonder what the Donald "The American dream is dead" Trump-supporter/Gamergate-believer overlap is.

Blattdorf posted:

Fill a glass with vodka.

Take a sip whenever Sanders uses the word "issue" or "issues".

Refill when Sanders says "Wall Street" or "greed".

Now see how long it will take you to empty that glass.

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

Peachstapler posted:

Pretty sure this is how Donald "My net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney" Trump breaks 50% nationally.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

De facto > The mars volta > At the drive in > Omar RodLop Quintet > el grupo nuevo > Antemasque > that time I was high on LSD and TMV walked out after 7 minutes because someone in the front row tossed piss at them > Sparta

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Could this finally move the scales?

quote:

A scene in the upcoming Sacha Baron Cohen film The Brothers Grimsby, in which Donald "I have a great relationship with the blacks" Trump contracts AIDS, reportedly has Sony executives worried about potential blowback from the Republican presidential frontrunner.

Metro reports that in a scene in the latter half of the film, Donald "You won't see another black president for generations" Trump contracts AIDS after accidentally swallowing the blood of Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe (played in the film by a double), who contracts the virus earlier in the film. The Telegraph reports that the scene was originally written to have the Queen of England contract the virus, but it was deemed to be too offensive and switched out for Donald "You won't see another black president for generations" Trump in the final cut.

The UK paper reports that the scene in which Donald "I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries" Trump contracts AIDS drew “loud cheering” at the film’s premiere, and the Huffington Post adds that it drew standing ovations at screenings across Europe.

Lycus posted:

I believe the Vice President-elect becomes the acting President until the House comes to a majority of state delegations, however long it takes.

zoux posted:

Chair of the SC GOP:

https://twitter.com/MattMooreSC/status/715625193666920449