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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


spacemang_spliff posted:

all day I desire assaulting siblings

All
Day
I
Diddle
Are
Sister

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001



السلام عليكم Bro-beans.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Lena Dunham was 7

Josh was 14

They weren't related to Lena was safe.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Bib Job.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Ripoff posted:

*turns off clippers* "Here ya go, kid, now you look like a real child molester! Welcome to the club!"

"Thanks Officer Hutchens!"

does it count as rape if they're in bondage and forced to forgive me?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Besides, it's not like they don't have Jesus.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Hollis Brownsound posted:

What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

Usually you can find them on the day of. However a quick scan of porntube, webjacker, skinfap, and bing.com show no new gonzo videos pertaining to this scandal have yet to surface.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


"TLC's sister harem"

Fiend fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jun 3, 2015

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Bob!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Phoon posted:

every year icke gets more believable

He's actually a very nice man in person.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Casimir Radon posted:

I'd never met anyone from Arkansas before joining the military, then I met a bunch of them. Hated almost all of them. One in particular looked he'd been hit in the face with a shovel, he informed me that while I might not know Jesus Christ, he most certainly knew me. Then this 27 year old fuckup who'd failed terribly in the real world informed me that I'd have died as a child if natural selection were real. 7 years later and I still hate that retard.

You ever get stereotyped as a "Northerner"? I'm from Washington, to the Mississippi Mafia had me pegged as some Kurt Kobain worshipping flannel wearing lumberjack. It was 1992 at the time and it was loving uncanny.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Crusty Nutsack posted:

lmao


what is wrong with these poor girls

Lot done got Duggar'd

Eonwe posted:

Ah, the Tokaii defense
This reads better if you start from the bottom
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=ephebophile

Fiend fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jun 6, 2015

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Al Nipper posted:

saw this waiting in line. lmao at that headline construction



Just *what* exactly are Kaitlyn and Nick hiding?!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Code Jockey posted:

holy gently caress

I mean there is no possible way that the other boys weren't offending too right, I mean going this far for just one seems ludicrous even for them

Jesus was testing them by putting them in a house that wasn't designed to prevent their kids from loving.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


at least the house wasn't designed to promote incest.

What would that look like?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Josh wouldn't have put his hand in his sisters box if it he weren't tempted by that Bene Geseret witch.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Say Nothing posted:

DAMMIT, JOSH!



What the loving gently caress

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


solo humping pro posted:

parenting 101: always make it clear that it is NOT okay to gently caress your siblings

Thou shall not mow thy daddy's lawn.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


SteveVizsla posted:

A friend of mine received an offer for a show from Discovery and while they could have really used the money and the exposure for what they do, they said no way in hell.

You shouldn't hang out with pedophiles.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


SteveVizsla posted:

They rescue pet wolves and wolfdogs,do a lot of community stuff educating people and kids about wolves and that wolfdogs don't make good pets, and do fashion photography. The request was unsolicited and they aren't broken which is why they turned it down. I think they must send out hundreds of offers each year, with most getting turned down or just not being interesting enough for tv.

They should rephrase their request with a focus on serving Jesus.

They should also name their meanest wolf Jesus.

They should also enlist Pixar and get Burt Reynolds to train like he did in All Dogs Go To Heaven. I don't want to hire Burt Reynolds, but he should work out more

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


XMNN posted:

i dont know about betting odds whats the one that means definitely it definitely happened

Odds are currently at WWJD: Who Would Josh Duggar?

Mods please change thread title to -WWJD: Who Would Josh Duggar?

Fiend fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jun 11, 2015

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


staberind posted:

Speaking as an Internet Gynacologist, I can safely say that her babygutter is rekt.

How America just lets this poisonous set of people remain i don't know.

DrVadgers@compuserve.com?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Commie NedFlanders posted:

perhaps people should give some time to hear from the perspective of the girls themselves, it's really about them and their perspective and it's disingenuous to rally around their victimhood without listening to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCpGMoocWcw

Jim Borb

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Lib Rar Molon Labe
(Jim Bob Hands Off)

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


So when Josh was vetted to lead the Family Research Council, did his background in Familial Palpation qualify him to research families?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


NecroMonster posted:

Yes. And for hands on research no less.

Well I hope this doesn't tarnish their reputation.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Perhaps it was Josh's evil twin!

The whole time!

The Doppleduggar.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


I'd like to contribute to the Duggar Gonzo Porn initiative, and will be the designated Lead Backup Primary Assistant to the Foley Editor.

You know the guy who manages all the props used by the SFx team? I get their coffee.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


bitcoin bastard posted:

none of these things would happen in the duggar household

It would happen in a meth-fueled Duggar-M2M-craigslist tryst. But data on that hasn't surfaces yet.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001



Jimsan Duggarpenis - The Return of Urotsukidoji

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Is a man not entitled to the Jim off his own Bob?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Jim (metaphor for sister loving) Bob

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Knock knock

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Josh Duggar. I moved in down the street, and I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a convicted sex offender.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


The world ending in a fiery cataclysm would be a welcome escape from the living hell that is their reality.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


DaveSplitter posted:

P. sure that they don't do this because they know that they'll realize how phony their religion is.

I'll let the priest do all my thinking for me. Man Of God *and* free babysitting, what a swell deal.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Bim Jorb

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001



Why is that harlot showing her wiles to that nice old lady?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


J'Bob

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Dec 2, 2001


Aunt Jimima Bob Bedaya Doo De Roo

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