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I like the OP. Good job Beer Orc Man
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 02:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:28 |
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Doyzer posted:One hour in and $45,000 of Endeavors have been sold. Such a lust for jpegs Whoooooooooo
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:17 |
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I want to be the fly on the wall while chris roberts explains to a VC man that the business model is to sell pretend virtual space ships and they made 90 million dollars doing it so far
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 04:15 |
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starry skies above posted:Okay people, can we get some history? There was a pitched battle between the forces of the star citizen hugbox thread in games and the combined star citizen, doobie's dog house, and dayz garbage nightmare thread in gbs. It was a forums golden age for sure. In the end the sheer weight of evidence supporting the garbage nightmare interpretation won out, and the hugbox posters either became disillusioned, retreated to offsite, or started rolling with the punches
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 06:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uii8lxRC58
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 06:32 |
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KakerMix posted:i dont like this sir It's an excruciating video, but I feel everyone should have to watch it. If you can sit through the entire thing then you've entered the real man's world
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 06:53 |
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The moral is, whatever is happening, it's hilarious to imagine
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 18:36 |
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mods please embed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9tQZFzijc
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 20:53 |
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Can someone post the commercial they did where the space dad drinks his space beer. It was like a lovely Ford commercial or something it was ridiculous. I tried to find it but I don't know poo poo about this game's imaginary virtual
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:15 |
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Derek smart versus chris roberts is like a DBZ battle but instead of power level increasing its the word count of their line by line rebuttals of each other
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:27 |
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What a daring take
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:53 |
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This gif alone was worth the 90 million
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:23 |
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GreenLight posted:God, I like to read the funny things And desk job
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 22:02 |
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Nauta posted:this thread is moving at the speed of ~10 posts / min Personally, I want for the thread to have more posts
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 23:11 |
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BillmasterCozb posted:So, what happened to make the OP turn into..what it is? Did the game go rear end-up before it was even released? I'm glad you asked; yes
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 06:45 |
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corn in the bible posted:what price, exactly, is chris roberts paying I guess it's the price of having to micromanage the development of an imaginary mud dream game all day when he probably should have just taken the money and ran early on. More profit for the same end result
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 06:57 |
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snipermonkey posted:So what's the connection between Star Citizen and Derek Smart? Why is he talked about all of a sudden? Broadly speaking Derek Smart was the one who publicized and gave a platform to the growing concerns about star citizen development being a mismanaged fiasco. This in classic Derek Smart fashion, using unceasing 10 trillion word blog posts
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 07:19 |
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peter gabriel posted:will there be anything to do in the game when it's done? It will be like your real life, but in the future of space, with space ships. A kind of "Second Life", if you will
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 04:19 |
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Cats LOVE Cigars! posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14979-Chairmans-Response-To-The-Escapist
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 08:16 |
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When you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head and laugh at the sky
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 08:24 |
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Steve2911 posted:Did something happen? Why is everyone being terrible? A new person actually registered for the something awful forums and everyone brought out their worst posts to celebrate
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 20:45 |
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Jesus Christ
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 05:02 |
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jaegerx posted:Can we crowd fund sending eonwe to citcon? Or really anyone else we feel the need to punish? Yes but due to feature creep we may end up having to make an FPS, a farming game, a new version of second life, a new version of eve online, and a sci fi TV series starring mark hamill along the way
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 05:37 |
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KakerMix posted:Wait so when is Citizen Con? I have to clear some time for the insane drama bender I'm going to be on during it because lmao you know it's going to deliver Next weekend
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 05:51 |
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nopantsjack posted:An anti-brony, star citizen backing, military, fat bunny with a disassembled sexbot... As trains are to extremely autistic people, so outer space is to slightly less autistic, but still very autistic, people
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 21:26 |
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Ragequit posted:So apparently DS has offered to fully pay Jim Sterling for a full investigation in to CIG. For lambasting Star Citizen backers for throwing money at dumb poo poo, he certainly likes to throw money at dumb poo poo. Dr derek smart is a multimillionaire somehow, so I guess that makes it okay. Perhaps by octopede standards he actually has the best life out of all of us
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 22:31 |
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Shala posted:I usually read our manual while on the shitter. Sorry to break it to whoever it is, but the one who made this should be killed
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 22:57 |
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Szcwczuk posted:Are there any examples of games that were crowdfunded, kick started or on green light that have come out feature complete to the letter of their initial advertisement? Pillars of eternity in my opinion
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 01:21 |
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Literally Kermit posted:The meter on this is still a little rough, but read this while listening to this: Do One Day More, but instead it's Two Weeks More. Actually that sounds pretty difficult but I think it would be funny. Cheers to you and your good vids
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 04:55 |
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Fat and Useless posted:Oh boy thanks to about 300 posts ago I have Les Mis stuck in my head and the thread is imploding on itself! Today is going to be a good day! Overall I agree with you but it's still a little too early for Octopede posts
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 16:25 |
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Derek Smart, short for Dr Eric Smart, is a famous game developer and article non-poster, best known for letting the internet down
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 17:11 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:Derek Smart vanishes for less than 2 hours and we devolve into infighting and #freekimsemus-ing Without Derek Smart blog post, everything I know has been cast into doubt. Maybe thousands of dollars jpegs of question marks..... are actually good???
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 18:57 |
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Stop all the goonfuckin'
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 19:48 |
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Thank you jesus
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 20:53 |
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In extremely gaben voice, it was worth the weight
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:30 |
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Derek smart is having the best time of his life since usenet 1999, he's already been abundantly reimbursed for this whole episode. And he's a multimillionaire doctor with, heh, more than one property
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 21:37 |
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Fain80 posted:Was anyone able to actually make it through all of DS' blog? If so, I'll give you a space .jpeg or Reddit gold, whichever you like least. I read it. He was very restrained about random bolding and CAPS LOCK so it was a truly pleasant experience in comparison to some of the markov chains he has posted in the past
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 02:37 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I have to decline unfortunately. You should still set up a town hall with call-ins. I suspect you will get quite a bit of interest. mods!! mods!
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 04:25 |
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-Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Yep -Arguable -Arguable -Yep
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 20:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:28 |
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Lot of catching up to do here folks, rev up your lovely drama
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 03:06 |