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Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

This thread is really moving now

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 21:40

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:21

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Mirificus posted:

I believe that we as the community are curators and docents of the SA star citizen thread shitposting, we have the opportunity to bolster and clarify what shitposting is for new and potential posters.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 05:24

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

So looking at the stretch goals they are promising pets on spaceships.

Does this mean that if I bring my dog on my spaceship and get blown up, my dog gets spaced and dies?

Do I have to buy a new dog?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 15:11

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Danknificent posted:

Good lord I just spent 75 dollars to get E:D and the Horizons beta and that feels like a lot, and I'm pretty comfortable.

Kind of puts the SC spending figures in this thread in perspective for me. Yeesh.

I just spent 15 dollars on sweatpants and I' m pretty comfortable :smug:

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 16:39

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

I just bought the blue collar package and I've been speaking in tongues for the past twenty minutes is this normal?

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 18:09

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

wait a second is it the actual Derek Smart posting in this thread?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 07:25

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Are the people funding Star Citizen the ones who really liked sitting on the station couch in EVE?

It seems like CCP had the idea for the BDSSE but then they released Incarna and everyone hated it

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 14:00

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

FUN GAMEPLAY coming soon to 'verse near you :wink:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 16:00

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Should I be rebalancing my portfolio out of Star Citizen and into SA forums account upgrades?

I am loving these rotating elephants

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 01:21

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

hey it's octopode again

edit: octopode is one of my favorite star citizen characters, he has appeared in some of the funniest pages of the Star Citizen thread

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 15:40

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Eonwe is just the kind of strong shitposting role model this thread needs

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 01:45

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

G0RF posted:

Star Sisyphus.

gif is me trying to keep up to date reading this thread

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 23:56

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

what is the stretch goal for procedural generation of plumage patterns and beak shapes on the birds?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 15:00

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Eonwe posted:

you guys should watch the red letter media reviews

haha i did

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 22:55

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

just want everyone in the thread to know that if you were on fire i WOULD take the time to piss on you

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 18:45

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

star citizen sucks

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 06:02

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

i hope he can finish all of that pizza :suspense:

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 01:52

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Eonwe posted:

remember when CIG literally had a cake and sang happy birthday to star citizen

so is it 3 years old or 4?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 17:16

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Mirificus posted:

Synagogue of Smart? Is this a lazy attempt at alliteration or are we dealing with an anti-Semitic auditor?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 19:10

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Ravane posted:

Star Citizen: Is Star Citizen a Gay Pride Parade?

_{https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/79264/moderator-censorship-eliminates-exposure-of-moderator-bias#latest}

Being gay is just a personal belief.

excuse me you have to be tollerant about intollerance :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 08:16

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

you will post in this thread every day until the game comes out

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 08:54

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

CIG runs on the same funding model as NPR

NPR should try offering jpgs of tote bags and coffee mugs instead of real ones they could raise a lot more money I think

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 07:43

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

is Ira Glass and those two radiolab guys in a costume pretending to be one person

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 07:51

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Maybe we're the crazy ones?

I can't stop thinking about it
even at work I keep checking the thread, looking at rsi forums for stuff to screencap
I already made 4 or 5 shitposts today but then today I saw that incredibly stupid reddit post and oh boy
i just couldn't hold back
my hands are shaking as I put them to the keys

Hey thread, do you think I need help or just to post more?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 16:41

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

I have found happiness and it's :yarg:

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 16:59

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

serious norman posted:

Any updates on the bird mechanics?

real time evolution of beak shapes

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:12

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

I'm been like hollow, death too

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:20

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Space Skeleton posted:

This has a hunger meter, right? It's not immersive enough without both a hunger and thirst meter. If you fill them too high you should get slower.

of course it has them also you will have to go to the bathroom that's why it's important to ~~buy~~ pledge and receive as a gift a ship with a toilet

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:46

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Lowtax posted:

I WON CUSTODY OF MY KID BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY NOW I GET SPACESHIP JPGS TO FLY IN DA VERSE

Happy Sisyphus posted:

It's the same forum post, star citizen also makes me a lot happier than my stupid disappointing children

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:50

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

I missed page 1000 :smith:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 05:48

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

getting a bit recipe thin here and i'm hungry

can someone post a good foie gras recipe? I don't trust the first results on google.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 16:56

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

darkbeast kaarl

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 18:26

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Does lowtax know that allowing some of these gifs to be posted on his website could be considered aiding and abetting corporate espionage?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 17:08

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Khanstant posted:

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 07:47

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

EminusSleepus posted:

Beer you are such a drat special malt, look because of your long emails CIG has decided to add more CS people just to properly handle your tickets lol

responses to beer's emails are actually the result of collaboration between all members of the CS team, they get into a conference room and hash it out line by line over the course of a few hours

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 17:38

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

How much does Ben weigh?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 18:08

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Hey so it seems like Eonwe stopped posting about it, did they let Kimsemus out?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 17:57

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Eonwe posted:

i posted about it yesterday!!!! they have not

Oh wow, sorry I see it now. What a shame

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 18:01

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

at this time I would like to float the idea of securitizing the jpgs and then redistributing those securities

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 08:15

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:21

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

So from the standpoint of Plato's world of forms, the concept is the most pure and true pixel spaceship right? Or is even the concept of the star citizen ship already a derivation of some other higher form?

I don't really understand Plato's philosophy, but I guess what I'm trying to as is basically this:

If Plato were still alive today, how much money would he have put into Star Citizen?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 16:39

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