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mysterious loyall X posted:

/me posts reactoin crying reaction vid as the french company that the dizzy the egg pedophiles use as a tax haven announce not one, not two, not three, but count them 12 a whole freaking 12 assassin's creeds in one year

mysterious loyall X posted:

some idiot from montreal in accented english going, as we all kneooooo, the world is a dark plac e these days...indeed. terror in belgiu,m. zitka virus. ineqauality and rioting in the streets. todays gamers are faced with a choice. are you a cucked sjw assassin supports hillary, or a woke cuckservative templar who kneels at the altar of drumpf. in assassn's creed 10-22 for ps4, xbone, anroid , and ios we invite you to aswer these questons and find yourself: are u zee assassin or le templar

mysterious loyall X posted:

disturbed is now contractually obligated to sing stuff about like i saw the darkness, i kissed its fear, the dark was a man, i am a queer [flubs hitting not in baritone rage], over prerenders of videogame people shooting each other

mysterious loyall X posted:

All right, I'm Kaz Hirai I'd like to offer my condolences to the victims of terrorism in Orlando and world wide. We here at Sony support inclusion, diversity, and tolerance in STEM. Now I'd like to introduce some new features in God of War 4. As we all know, the world of God of War is dark indeed. At Sony and 909 Studios we want to push the boundaries of gaming technologically and artistically. Take it away boys. [kratos rapes aphroditie to death with his rock hard god of war wang before slappy his son around and calling him a queer after he fails to dismember a hart, all set to Slipknot - People = poo poo while everyone in the audience begins to weep from the stunning display of artistry like anna karina crying in vivre sa vie]

Iron Crowned posted:

I've somehow never had a problem with handling chilies with my bare hands and then hurting my dick and/or eyes with them

Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone doesn't shove his pinky into his dick hole to pull out all the excess urine still in the urethra. What are you? 2 years old?

Ok Fella posted:

I did that with some chicken wings my friend got from a place where you have to sign a waiver to eat them. It was unpleasant.

I didn't shove them in my urethra just to clear that up.

Bloody Pom posted:

Well then why were you shoving them up your urethra?

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Grettings! How do you do and Grettings., FROM turkiye!

I have put cums, many times, in sister and mother. Sex is perfected, logistically. nO problem boss! Got very good manual like IKEA style and, further also, private lessons with dear uncle in cattle shed between aeges 8-14. but now i want to buy my own woman for myself. it is time i am a man now.

HOWEVER! problem, my big problem! read the other forums And they say many things! cConfusing crazy storiess very much! gbs say i have to research the fembolism, which killed dear uncle. the mentally ill child pastime forum say i have to play as the weak girl in Mass Effect. ok, i will do that, i think. But cannot! I searched google wih the internet and prices my god! xbox is too expensive. i adulterate as much jew meat as possible with pork but, to pay for this, would need entire family of pigs. it cost even more than a wife! what i can do?

du -hast posted:

massive spider posted:

The BBC hosed up the timing of this scroll a bit

Baron Corbyn posted:

Another Briton radicalised by ISS

crabcakes66 posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Are Mass Shootings Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Down To the Gun Store And Become A Good Guy With A Gun Haha

Anonymous Robot posted:

A, T, C, and G. One of those hosed me up, and I'm betting on G, the crazy bastard.

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Mozi posted:

come and listen to my story bout a redditor blockhead
a dumb white poo poo barely could get out of bed
and then one day he was digging by a tube
and up through the ground come a bubbling crude

poo, that is - black gold - Texas wee

well the first thing you know he's posting on the net
the netizens said 'hey bottle and store it wet'
said 'your fermented poo poo is the thing that you should breathe'
so he packed up his bottles and waited to see
jenkem, that is - frothy brown, chocolate mousse

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Pff, how can it be Texas wee? The post clearly says this is in Kentucky.

Fututor Magnus posted:

Tried Russian gulag tea for the first time. Never punched through drywall before.

Guy Mann posted:

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

they confused hashtags with scare quotes.

Sammus posted:

One human probably won't have any effect, even including things likes shoes and clothing and pocket contents. But 100 humans might really gently caress poo poo up. The real beauty is, if enough humans fall in, it can alter the chemistry so much that it alters the microscopic layer of minerals that gets deposited constantly along the outside of the geyser/hot spring. So far in the future a geologist can come around and look at all the hot springs and go "see this layer of minerals here here and here that doesn't look anything like the rest? This is from when a bunch of dumbasses fell in and died"

Varkk posted:

That is the thing isn't it? Just today I took my three year old to a river and stood there with him as he splashed on the edge in his gumboots, threw stones and sticks in to the water to make a splash and all the things a pre-schooler does on a Sunday afternoon at the river with his family. At one point I realised just how similar it was for that family in Orlando and I was thankful to live in a country without crocodiles etc.

Chichevache posted:

Tell us what country you're in and we can tell you what dangerous animals are lurking out there that can kill your kid.

willus posted:

whats your address ill post you a crocodile

Krinkle posted:

Ironically, I am not going to like Ghostbusters as much because it isn't literally a genderswapped reshoot of exactly ghostbusters from the 80s. They've got two egons, a ray and a winston but no peter. And no peters between the bunch of them haha I get it now. I'm back on board.

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sweeperbravo posted:

I misunderstood what Orlando story was being discussed at first and thought crocodile was a slang word for mass murderers

maxnmona posted:

This is a performance art piece called "entitled baby man tantrum over $30 tickets".

Cumslut1895 posted:

I'm saving the word 'Fembolism'

StashAugustine posted:

Does anyone have the response to the woman who was considering marrying an Air Force officer?

Clitch posted:

http://pastebin.com/t1V419QV

Couldn't find a copy to clipboard button on that site, and gently caress trying to do it manually on my phone.

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Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them.

The final answer comes from one of those two sources. And in the end you have a 50/50 chance of being told the wrong thing anyway.

But you asked for thoughts, and after smoking a bowl and contemplating things, I had a thought I'd like to share with you.

Have you considered not marrying your fiancee?

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were USAF intel officers that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

A few years from now, when you can't even stand to look at him without feeling a sense of extreme hatred and disappointment simultaneous to realizing that at 28 years old you spend 50% of your day thinking about becoming a divorcee, remember this advice: Run the gently caress away now.

Seriously, there is a 100% chance your fiancee is a tool and a loving nitwit. There is a 100% chance that he will be peer pressured into becoming a distilled version of fighter pilot gay bro'ness not by dudes that fly fighter jets, but other sperged out intel retard officers. He's going to start saying things like "Check, Rodge, Vector, Burner" and other associated lame as gently caress things, while also sometimes randomly wearing a flightsuit to work on Fridays despite his only flight time being the fam flight he poo poo his pants or puked his guts up during.

Also he's going to cheat on you. Oh man is he going to cheat on you. And there is a not too bad chance that it won't be with some good looking gal, but rather some dumb bitch enlisted intel girl that almost got a degree in psychology from her podunk state school before she decided she hated the taste of gargling frat sperm and dropped out and joined up to get a chance at being the hottest little twat in a windowless SCIF in Japan.

But don't worry about that breaking your heart, he'll never tell you. You'll be too busy caring for the 3-4 kids he demands you squeeze out in repayment to the base model BMW 3 series he's going to buy you when he gets to his second assignment at Tinker AFB.

When he's not deep dicking some borderline inbred dipshit Airman who's a civilian 5 and intel 12, he'll be lording over you how his job and career come first, and pray he doesn't make more money than you because that'll come up everytime you sigh audibly at the dinner table where you two will passive aggressively try to grind down each others will to live and breathe.

By this point as a captain he's going to be TDY 1-2 months a year, where he's getting half assed hand jobs from third tier strippers on excursions with the least socially inept enlisted guys in his flight-- this is probably the point where his raging alcoholism will be so clear and obvious to you that you two will start fighting every saturday before kick off when his colleges football team inevitably will take a beating. This fight won't stop until his next TDY when the sweet release of his toothless stripper infidelities and lack of home presence gives you time to bust out your big giant purple *BZZZZZ* friend whenever those walking talking pants making GBS threads machines you call children fall asleep long enough to let you deaden the nerves in your clitoris.

Soon after he'll take his third assignment, the one right before he pins on Major, and suddenly he'll be pressuring you into becoming a fundamentalist christian, and he'll delete all of his whores off of his facebook account and spend his home time posting image macros about 2nd amendment rights, and how jesus spoke english in the bible so these loving mexicans should too. At this point you two will be consigned to bi-annual loving, and only when you've drank enough cheap boxed wind to be able to stand the idea of him pounding away on you missionary style but still refusing to look you in the eyes.

This will also be the point when your oldest childs ADHD and pyromania are diagnosed, and one of your parents die. There is around a 85% chance one of you is going to be eating zoloft and klonopin out of loving pez dispensers, and waking up angry that the sweet release of death hasn't taken one of you out of this loveless hosed up marriage.

Somewhere in here the idea of swinging is going to come up casually as an almost joke when you are both in the blissful release of a nice drunken buzz, and one of you will actually be very open and interested in the idea. The other is going to wind up being an unhappy accomplice wondering why your partner wants to gently caress almost chubby guys with spray on tans, or watch the sacred hole through which your children came into this world be filled with all manner of different ethnicities of cock.

I'm late to bring this up, but sooner rather than later you're also going to screen positive for HPV, and your intel officer husband is going to take every bit of research skills he has from his job to convince you that you got it from donating blood or sitting on a toilet seat.

You didn't get it from the Red Cross or a trip to the shitter.

As it stands now though, you can walk the gently caress away and enjoy a life that I'm pretty sure would be better than the above. And you'll never have to see the inside of an officers wives meeting which is a lovecraftian hell that makes my description of your future seem like Charlie's trip through the chocolate factory.

My Q-Face posted:

I really really want to read the context and response to that one. And holy poo poo is that almost spot on.

PBS Newshour posted:

The thing is though, I have seen that before, in real life.

Clitch posted:

She married the guy, and it turned out pretty much the way that post describes.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

please tell us more. please

CzarChasm posted:

Frankly it makes no sense to me.

I mean, canonically Godzilla is female, and if anything, a skyscraper rising majestically into the sky is phallic as hell. But no, these deviants gotta go Rule 63 on it. Can't we just have our normal Fem-zilla on Man Francisco porn like we used to? What the hell am I paying taxes for if not this?

GoldStandardConure posted:

this but cassowaries

*conquers new zealand*

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

This would be a good idea but for the fact that kea exist

Mirthless posted:

You'd have that armor on the cassowary for about five minutes before the Kea ate all the leather straps and it just fell off around you

leave the cassowary parked for five minutes and you come out and it's up on blocks and graffiti'd

Keas are the 1970s new york / chicago street gangs of New Zealand

learnincurve posted:

Those bastards are the reason my cousin (she married a kiwi, we don't like to talk about it) has 8 pyrenean mountain x Australian shepherd dogs on her goat farm. They are like foxes but airborne and you are not allowed to kill them even if they are attempting to break into a kid's scull.

Doctor Malaver posted:

"This is a different situation and a return to the old system is obviously not possible anymore. So we have to accept that." - says Low.

Why wouldn't it be possible?

RideTheSpiral posted:

because all the main guys were hanged or imprisoned