FlyinPingu posted:

to go back to "wife had a surprise baby" man

darkwasthenight posted:

BTSBen Carson is, amazingly, a no-poo poo medical professional irl. A nursedoctor of some kind I think.

Edit: but yes they basically do that exact thing, in between the occasional serious postrun for presidency.

Count Freebasie posted:

Works best without context:
[quote="Guy Goodbody" post="466973633"]
Last time I looked in Negrotown, Negromancer was explaining that the other black posters had insufficient depth of black experience, so they could only talk about their own life experience, and not black stuff generally. It was OK for him to say that, Negromancer explained, because he had the deepest black experience of anyone there.

theflyingorc posted:

...I BELIEVE he became a mod almost immediately AFTER he posted that, if I remember my timeline correctly.

Hot Dog Kickstarter gets posted to be mocked -> Noni waxes philosphical - > goons begin funding it - > Noni made mod -> Kickstarter finishes, Christmas presents given.

funktopus posted:

God drat, Randbrick has always been one of the best posters on here. I wish I could be that clever.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

More like oldcopainless

Pastry of the Year posted:

*bursts into the thread all out of breath* GUYS GUYS I FINALLY FOUND THE TEEN CUM

FactsAreUseless posted:

Venture Bros. owns.

Karate Bastard posted:

Cause there sure won't be enough fuel for them the way things are going.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Farmdizzle posted:

I was wondering where the new gang tag came from.

Breetai posted:

Someone I know had a fairly raucous party wherein a houseguest and his girlfriend snuck into an upstairs bedroom for some anal hankey pankey.

A combination of keeping the lights off so as not to arouse suspicion, him wearing a condom, and both of them being plastered, meant that they didn't realise that the serendipitous finding of a handy pot of lube in a dresser drawer was actually Vicks Vapo-rub until he was hilt-deep in her barnhole.

Jedit posted:

"You expect me to talk?"

"No Mister Bond, I expect you to get high!"

Improbable Lobster posted:

Craptacular! posted:

My server has over 500 episodes of Power Rangers, with a little less than half of them marked, and that’s before we get into the Japanese show it’s based on, where I have hundreds more. I also watch a bunch of “based on comic books” shows like The Flash, Supergirl, and one of those Marvel programs. I should be swimming in superhero toy ads, right?

My social ads are for pizza, Starbucks, and pet beds.

china bot posted:

carry on my headless son
you'll be in pieces when you are done
don't you slide no more

Solice Kirsk posted:

Holy poo poo.

cock hero flux posted:

people always remember the bike pump from the sounding story but i was far more horrified by the pencils

i mean, beyond the obvious issue of diameter, imagine the splinters

queserasera posted:

Nurge posted:

Poor F-35, thought of rain and Itcaught on fire and exploded.

Solice Kirsk posted:

But we still have F-16's which are way cooler and sometimes have scary mouths painted on them. All our planes should have scary mouths painted on them.

Hogge Wild posted:

CannonFodder posted:

This is triggering me so much right now.

Krankenstyle posted:

Krankenstyle posted:

like, as a concept?

CantDecideOnAName posted:

From the Interior Design thread:

Doc Hawkins posted:

few things seem goonier than working into conversations how much you hate something that a lot of people seem to like

RandomFerret posted:

Labey mine, don't go deep
Labey mine, never seep
Lips that bring joy to my heart,
Ready to part, labia mine

Pirate Radar posted:

Leon Einstein posted:

I love rocking out to Tears in Heaven. I knew a boomer that would always talk about how Wonderful Tonight was a panty dropper for him.

CPL593H posted:

Tears in Heaven is more of a baby dropper.

value-brand cereal posted:

General Bullshit › Im callin it right now that Hawaiian hiker faked the whole thing

Untrustable posted:

Why did I Google it?



[Citation needed]

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Pilliotive care

Mr. Sunshine posted:

What kind of American puritan cornflakes eating nonsense is this washcloth/loofah bullshit? If you're too prudish to finger your own rear end in a top hat, you're too prudish to finger someone else's rear end in a top hat, and that ain't no way to live your life.

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.

MizPiz posted:

Picnic Princess posted:

He was the only one around here I genuinely felt like being actively mean to rather than just teasing.