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free basket of chips posted:I don't get it The narthex is like a lobby to a cathedral Catholic church had ties with nazis and pedos
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 00:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:59 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I had a friend decide they wanted to extend their kitchen window a few feet in both directions and they just sort of sawzalled a huge chunk out of the side of their house. How dumb is this compared to bathtub goon? Because we still give them poo poo for having to redo basically the entire side of their house. They are both pretty dumb but even if they'd finished putting in the bath over that then they'd likely be out a working bathroom in short order. Hole in the exterior wall and lack of support for the roof and upper floor(s) is more critical. Now if the bathroom is on a second story
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 19:21 |
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Beachcomber posted:Thank you, it didn't even occur to me that sugar would have an LD50.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 08:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 21:05 |
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Powaqoatse posted:ack that thing is very impolite I googled it and the links made me want to Google my schmeckle Oy vey
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 05:57 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Putting someone on ignore should automatically put any quote by them in a spoiler block as well. Just write a greasemonkey script
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 19:11 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Maybe if you fuckers'd learn to be not so obnoxious and wrong all the goddamn time it would be possible to talk to you without first getting some kinda hosed up specialist training in being compatible with the wrong and irrelevant have you thought about that huh huh huh? huh? Huh? The funny thing is imagining the guy from Office Space being the only one who can liaise with the engineers. I DEAL WITH THE GOD drat CUSTOMERS!
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 09:14 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Also why are they examining a document after a man choked on a hot dog, very suspect. Have you seen who they're appointing judges of hot dog-eating contests these days? A lot of them are none too bright along with being pretty biased.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:00 |
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doverhog posted:Cheese is great. It's also good for you, because it's protein and fat. There is no more misguided food "trend" than the one saying dairy is bad for you. It's an old one but really brainwashed into some people. Fat is bad for you because fat instead of the simpler reality that excessive calorie consumption makes it so your body creates fat.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 01:16 |
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Heath posted:Is Cougar Gold what they call it when you've got a wealthy sugar mama? You like? I like
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:04 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ah, the seldom heard of Fourth Richelieu. I'd take a neutral view of this kind of cheesy wordplay but my backstory is full of holes.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 22:59 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'd love to see some classic goonin'. Yeah we think people make awfull posts now but some of the one that get quoted as "x came out of the closet to post" are a hoot. I can't remember if this thread has just dumped all the Granos thread yet (it's almost certainly in the goldmine and free to view even without archives right?) but there are a couple of those that are extremely choice.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 21:06 |
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heh it's funny because smoka keeps coming back and i miss when he's gone but i know he needed to take one for the team *is literally watching gits at this hot second*
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 09:28 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Now all we need is some chicken and we'll be in business. *revs halftrack*
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 16:29 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:this makes my skin crawl avshalom is gone? i mean good for her but bad for us funny how that always happens
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 01:56 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Av shouldn't have kept loving around with threatening the president, then I hate trump too but Lowtax already been visited by the Secret Service once. Probably more than once and since he's closed the office they might be at his house which is loads of fuckedupedness
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 13:23 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Goddamn this is a good post. It reads like that old Zack Parson's article where Oprah Winnifred is secretly eating everyone.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 14:55 |
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e: ^^^ he didNanomashoes posted:It's not as if the Obama post isn't derivative of Pynchon anyways. Pirate Priebus
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 10:11 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Well hello there! Yeah that was my thing. I'm currently working on another one based on Dan Carlin podcasts. How much of the sound engineering do you do vs. writing the script? Any illustrators in mind?
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 13:29 |
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Ahahaha, in chapter three at about 3:45 I'm dying
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 13:38 |
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just call it profit and loss.jpg
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 14:03 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Prophet, surely yeah but if they see a file name as boring as what i suggested they'll assume it's porn and delicately sell you a story about some nebulous supervisor and then offer to swap you infrared nipple pics
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 15:00 |
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Trig Discipline posted:But once congress starts having massive public orgies and then eating each other sometimes I forget how long you've been gone trig but you're going to need to step it up to keep pace with reality
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 13:54 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:kemikalkadet posted: Can I call username post combo here?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 05:02 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 05:44 |
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Chichevache posted:Speaking of hot mods, is Shine still here?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 05:58 |
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Well I miss Debbie Metallica She dove right into some pyf ugly selfies thread like a champ
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 06:07 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:I think all goons are hot. That guy's a fucker
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 16:19 |
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Hogge Wild posted:ha, i made my first report in that thread yr a treasure
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 21:15 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:That's not how cancer works homes. Cancer can be transmissible if you're incredibly inbred, like the Tasmanian Devil
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 04:35 |
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Subjunctive posted:Are there any other signs of stroke? Looking at that thing I get the feeling that some some of the disconnect is because cars have different names in different countries. Stephen King had a whole made up world (coming soon to a theater near you) that had different names for car brands and cola that just really hosed with your head. Kinda like england really
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 22:26 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:But it is pretty hosed up to think that by creating Slenderman, Something Awful ruined horror on the internet for 200 years. it was just a few people who did this horrible thing it's like saying Mike Nelson is a goon (technically he is) or that woman who made funny webcomics or that guy who made awful videogames all technically goons but it's not a good descriptor
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 17:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:That and the Fragmaster(?) posts about his mangled dick are my favorite on topic derails of all time. I can never find the dick one though. Anyone got a link to that one? I think at one point he was talking about how it's all lumpy and misshapen and he would try to masturbate by rubbing a toothbrush on a spongy part of it that could still feel sensation. And that it was the size of two hotdog buns, but not end to end. I'd also like to see that, even though I'm not really familiar with it at all. However I think Kirk (and later Smythe) had the best genital mutilation posts https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842 kirk one there smythe idk even the search terms
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 05:42 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Found it! It was David Thorpe not Fragmaster: g4 one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUHDDj7fhk syscall girl has a new favorite as of 06:09 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 06:06 |
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holy crap
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 20:41 |
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mind the walrus posted:drat that was a solid roll with the punch considering. making up some vague other thread where we could have a reasonable discussion?
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 21:14 |
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mind the walrus posted:It's a passive-aggressive deflection about a really serious problem that sounds almost professional out of context. That's distinctly Canadian and I appreciate the twisted grace of it. That spin balances my tires the way only Canadian Tires can. Really well, I'd guess. (poster should be sentenced to make the thread about first nations and respond to every poster in a sincere and polite manner)
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 21:23 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still rock a Skinny Puppy shirt from 1993. I'm with ya old music liking buddy. I have been in and out of love with Skinny Puppy since the late 90s. Sometimes they annoy me and other times they like totally speak to my soul, man
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 19:10 |
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Outrail posted:On a long enough timeline.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KenuH94YKaE
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 06:48 |
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Kay Kessler posted:Friendly reminder that canonically Spider-man's jizz gives people cancer. Him and Doctor Manhattan. Superman would not be a good partner for a normie either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFE92ygRyac
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