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Darth123123 posted:I read this cartoon fan fic to the end. I swear I did too. I expected a punchline.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:44 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:So he failed and got banned right? I am going to assume not. I didn't see any jokes in his post.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 17:55 |
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Paladinus posted:You know what the Holocaust and a good Holocaust joke have in common? Neither ever happened?
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:26 |
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Dogfish posted:Well if we're just gonna be telling dad jokes, have you heard the one about the three-legged dog? That's not funny. I had a grandfather who died when three-legged dog.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 10:19 |
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PBS Newshour posted:i don't think we can really criticize tcc when this whole forum is addicted to shitposting GBS is the finest jenkum. Travis343 posted:how is TCC not just a single post that says "smoke weed" like what other discussion about drugs do you even need to have. Salvia is cool too.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 20:05 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Apparently I've been using the phrase "whiskey dick" completely wrong all these years. FYI it's an excellent spermicide
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 09:12 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I had to go to the ER to get sewed up cause a dude smashed a bottle in my face. I'm cool. You must be cool, cuz you can't be hot with a face that has more stitching than a baseball.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 05:45 |
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MariusLecter posted:Context: The People Vs. OJ SImpson thread in TVIV There are porn stars who weren't even alive when the trial happened.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 11:29 |
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Trig Discipline posted:There were a lot more that were already dead. Nothing can make me do that
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 11:35 |
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masterful
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 20:35 |
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Chichevache posted:This is a project for a partially crippled friend. I'd rather not make him wait another 6 months. Thanks for the tip. builds character posted:Not like he's going anywhere.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:29 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Okay that's pretty great. The post or the vaping
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 02:05 |
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Tesseraction posted:I was confused about what Meghan McCain had to do with a paedo getting beaten up - you meant to quote one post above, about a child molester getting beat up on record. Is that what the Vietcong were mad about?
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 11:46 |
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fishmech posted:Saw this going around: Chichevache posted:What if my favorite is any of the three Flavians? Deteriorata posted:Three Flavians makes you Neapolitan.
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 02:49 |
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Sam Bradford lmao in the Football Funhouse thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of his terrible attempt at a steak. It's evolved into a several page dog pile that is pretty drat good. The fun starts on page 94, but he originally posted his bad meat earlier in the week.Mel Mudkiper posted:speaking of roasted shoes NC-17 posted:
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 02:10 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:I was partial to this one There's so much good stuff, I didn't want to post it all. Plus a lot of funny quotes to go with the pictures. He's getting burned more than his steak.
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 03:39 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:He's not... he's not seriously considering... That's some good poo poo
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 23:45 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:My wife and I have been married for 2 years. For a while now I have been into the idea of cuckolding. I watched cuckold porn for months and it was (and still is) incredibly arousing to me. I talked to several people online about it as well. I finally worked up the courage to ask my wife to do it before our anniversary. She was reluctant because she thought it would end badly but I kept pushing because I knew that I liked it and eventually she agreed.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 02:14 |
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Over in PYF Unnerving Stories, goon Droogie is doing an absolutely dreadful (good dreadful) series of posts on the 1980 New Mexico State Prison Riot. I highly recommend checking it out because his story is very well written. It also prompted this fabulous exchange. There's a lot more to read if it piques your curiosity. Chichevache posted:Has Mythbusters ever tested whether or not a torch could make a human skull pop? That stood out to me and I wasn't sure if a traumatised witness imagined it, or if the right conditions could, what? Boil the brain and increase pressure until the skull burst like Scanners? Pharnakes posted:Surely the eye sockets and temples would act as pressure relief valves before that happened. Maybe he saw an eyeball bursting? Droogie posted:One would think. I paused before adding this one, but did so after the considerations that: cash crab posted:"Some of the group's studies tested common beliefs about how bodies burn. For example, many textbooks state that if a skull is initially intact, the brains will boil and cause the skull to explode into small fragments. Investigators may therefore see the lack of such an explosion as a sign of foul play. Pope's team tested this theory by systematically burning 40 human heads - some injured, others intact. They found that skulls do not explode, burning in broadly the same way regardless of trauma (see image). The team also showed that a skull may look like it has exploded if debris falls on it once the heat has made it brittle (Journal of Forensic Sciences, vol 49, p 431). " Business of Ferrets posted:I always assumed the cutting jet would have penetrated straight through, providing the effect. ToastFaceKillah posted:I remember watching something on Herculaneum once, saying that when they found the bodies there, at first they thought they were prisoners, or murder victims, because a bunch of the skulls were basically smashed. They found later that the pyroclastic flow was so sudden and hot that that was the reason the skulls had broken. Droogie posted:I think this is closer to what happened. What the guy witnessed was probably an explosion to him, but I think "explosion" is probably closer to "sudden split"
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 00:20 |
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The word filter really makes that post.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 10:31 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:The only problem with that Jesse Helms quote is how it directly steals a Bill Hicks joke about Jesse Helms. Mangles it, too. I thought the Strom Thurmond post was using that line from Hicks as an homage.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 10:04 |
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God drat.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 20:27 |
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Nordick posted:
Woah, let me take this thing you said and get real offended because you must be serious and nukes are bad and killing is bad and I hope you die.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 22:44 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:At one point somebody posted a bunch of the stuff parts of the old Adaptive Systems posts are plagiarized from, but I forget what it was. This is the first time I had heard of this and I would love to read more if anyone has a link.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 19:10 |
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New thread title is supremely good.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 22:55 |
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Outrail posted:We're just posting for each other's amusement. If you can poke fun at yourself why wouldn't you. Word. Every wicked burn on me was actually a fantastic setup I engineered. Dance for each other's amusement, puppets!
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 04:14 |
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*discussing the corruption of the Rio Olympics*Beef Turret posted:This thread is like.. Racism: The Thread. holy crap Zzulu posted:Brazilian is not a race Otisburg posted:Yeah you definitely want your beautician to take their time with that poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 19:30 |
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oldpainless posted:A movie is not good or bad, a movie is. Your opinion is that the movie is bad but mine is that it is good. The movie doesn't care. Approach the movie as it is, not what you expected from it. Everyone should listen to this Lousy guy.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 18:35 |
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Alaois posted:okay then, i interpret your posts as white supremacist rantings My mother was a saint, you sunovabitch!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 08:25 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Does he know you don't have to be in water for it to be watercolor? Rasmussen posted:They were getting suspicious after all the oil paintings.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 03:17 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Early Christianity is a huge mess of people getting angry as gently caress fighting over what look like very tiny trivial things to us. It's like reading the talk page on Wookiepedia or something.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 17:42 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:I can't believe I'm actually trying to logically think this through in my head but here we go. . .
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 01:03 |
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ryonguy posted:fake edit: /\/\/\ "i just thought baby blowjobs were funny haha jk" further fake edit and drat that's an old one how the hell is he still here? Suetonius and our ancestors (and by extension and self-reflection, ourselves ) are the gross ones.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 08:21 |
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Blitz7x posted:White people: why can't black people just protest normally like civilized folks Edit Plagiarized. Send him to the dean's office Chichevache has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Aug 31, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 17:14 |
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Probably Magic posted:Comparing a person not standing up during the National Anthem to a September 11th is very proportional, I'll tell you what. Madcosby posted:Why ask people to do what the buildings couldnt?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 19:20 |
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Madcosby posted:wheres that graph thats titled : The Eagles Are Really Good OSheaman posted:that's a scatterplot not a graph
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 05:18 |
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hifi posted:jerry richardson is going to stumble on blacked.com and mandate circumcision as well as no tattoos MC2552John posted:I expected this to be like Worldstar Hiphop and it wasn't. It wasn't at all. The circumcision bit makes more sense now.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 00:25 |
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Essential Inks posted:#78
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Subjunctive posted:Seatoxx is one of the greatest things to ever occur on the internet. It was. Unfortunately the copycats he spawned are very rarely as good as he is.
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