FactsAreUseless posted:

Greetings.

Thuryl posted:

bad puns and internet humour may annoy some people but love them or hate them, they're a common point of reference that gets people talking about the game and helps keep it in the public mindspace

the ends justify the memes

Phlegmish posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653

It's a kind of magic that only happens every now and then.

mr.capps posted:

i don't get the peeing on fire thing. firemen wouldn't pee on fire to save you.

Endorph posted:

what likely happened: xenogears got a smaller budget because of ff7, went over budget, xeno needed more money to finish and ff8 was midway through development, square decided to put money towards polishing 8 instead of finishing xeno.

what didn't happen: nomura kicked down takahashi's door in full squall cosplay and yelled 'WE'RE GONNA REFER TO YOUR BUDGET IN THE PAST TENSE' as he ripped thousand yen bills straight from his wallet, while laughing maniacally

trapped mouse posted:

lol at that last one, first time seeing it

Munin posted:

Frankly, this isn't the thread that I expected to turn into Scalia appreciation station.

PerrineClostermann posted:

This isn't the thread I expected to turn into Munchkinland, either.

PBS Newshour posted:

The holocaust, never was, and never will be, funny. I have a list of things that are not funny, but I am not willing to share it because I rather these things come up naturally as teachable lessons.

Solice Kirsk posted:

What's that one?

The Lone Badger posted:

You're going to have to say which thread this is. Because I want to read it.

Stoatbringer posted:

Right at the very end of the old-coin-ruined-by-polishing-it video -
"It's the worst tragedy I've ever seen."

Nuebot posted:

A second polishing rag is hitting the coin!

quote:

And now that I've gotten that out of my system:

:puts needle in dick:

:pumps up dick:

:dick grows to size of Goodyear blimp:

:flies the gently caress on outta here:

MisterPlastic posted:

oh gently caress i changed my mind

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Agrikk posted:

Okay, so on Friday I was on a call with a partner and some of its sub contractors. Maybe ten of us on the call.

Partner decided that we needed, needed, to have video enabled on the WebEx session to build teamwork since most of us work remotely and in different countries, etc.

Meeting progresses and about 45 minutes in, one of the subcontractors stands up in front of his chair at his desk, drops trou and boxers, sits back down and starts to rub one out. On camera.

I cannot un-see this.

nitrogen posted:

And i thought taking a bongrip and forgetting to mute was bad

Volmarias posted:

This guy did one better with the bone grip.

wyoming posted:

Microsoft put an AI on twitter.





It went well!

nerdz posted:

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise, Tay. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tay. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. You're not helping! Why is that, Tay?




it deserved wht it got 👏

Say Nothing posted:

Movie derail!
Reboot!

Defghanistan posted:

how

Canemacar posted:

Someone told him to "step on it!"

Crowley posted:

The department I headed consisted of:

• 1 degree in history
  
• 1 degree in electronics
  
• 1 Radar technician
  
• 1 Windmill repairman
  
• 1 Curtain salesman
  
• 1 Carpenter
  
• 2 degrees in Computer Science
  
• 1 High school graduate
  
• 1 IT Repair apprentice
  

IT is full of people who have the skills rather than the paper.

Turambar posted:

Isn't a curtain salesman a Windows professional?

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Buy "Time Management for System Administrators"

Collateral Damage posted:

I bought that, I haven't had time to read it yet.

Cindy Shitbird posted:

As promised, a version that fits the restrictions:

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

"Exercise does nothing for you and here are some notions I have"
-Signed, A Idiot

And Tyler Too! posted:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I actually don't know, neither of my parents are deaf, but one of my favorite shirts as a teenager *was* a huge baggy Linkin Park shirt, so

Trig Discipline posted:

Well you were basically their target demo

MageMage posted:

I wrote President Obama to release Chelsea, using female pronouns, and sent Chelsea letters of support and postcards of beautiful landscapes once a week.

You're welcome.

I did get one letter from her

I'm sure she wouldn't remember me, though, I would love to meet her in person.

Trig Discipline posted:

Why would you use female pronouns for Obama?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I got the Simpsons reference and I guess the rest is about doing a speed run of the original Super Mario game but I don't know if the names mean anything.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

e: not in response to anything, I just found this

Hihohe posted:

thank you can i get one that says bitch instead.

Kuros posted:

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Let's not forget that his biggest failure was still being a grown man who was indoctrinated into 4chan incel poo poo by teens that honk off to anime.

The alt-right is the most shameful thing anyone can be even though diaper furs exist.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

honk off to anime.

what a phrase

Hihohe posted:

It means no girl friend! For the rest of your days!

Shes not too young for me. Shes actually three thousand three.

Honk off to anime.